Saturday, 5 July 2025

Cheating Death




The Ninth Doctor Regenerates | The Parting of the Ways | Doctor Who

[TARDIS]

Good Wolf
What happened?

The Designated Survivor
Don't you remember?

Good Wolf
It's like there was this singing.

The Designated Survivor
That's right. I sang a song 
and The Daleks ran away.

Good Wolf
.....I was at Home. 
No, I wasn't, I was 
in the TARDISand 
There was This Light -- 

.....I can't remember anything else

(The Doctor's skin is darkening.)

The Designated Survivor
Rose Tyler. I was going take 
you to so many places. 

Barcelona
Not The City Barcelona
The Planet Barcelona. 
You'd Love it -- Fantastic place. 
They've got Dogs with no noses. 

Imagine how many times a day you end up 
telling that joke, and it's still funny.

Good Wolf
Then, why can't we go?

The Designated Survivor
Maybe You Willand 
maybe I Will -- 
But not like This.

Good Wolf
You're not making sense.

The Designated Survivor
I might never make sense again
I might have two ‘eads, or no ‘ead. 
Imagine Me with no 'ead..! 
And don't say "That's 
an improvement!

But it's a bit dodgy, This Process.... 
You never know what you're 
going to end up with --

(The Doctor double over in pain.)

Good Wolf
Doctor!

The Designated Survivor
Stay away!

Good Wolf : 
Doctor, Tell Me What's going on.

The Designated Survivor
I absorbed all the energy 
of The Time Vortex, and 
no one's meant to DO that -- 
Every cell in my body's dying.

Good Wolf : 
Can't you do something?

The Designated Survivor :
Yeah, I'm doing it, now -- 

Time Lords have this little trick
it's sort of a way of Cheating Death.

......except it means I'm 
gonna CHANGE; and 
I'm not gonna See You 
again -- Not like this

Not with THIS 
daft old face -- 
-- and before I Go :

Good Wolf
Don't say that.

The Designated Survivor
Rose, before I go, 
I just want to Tell You, 
You were Fantastic -

Absolutely fantastic. 

And do you know what....? 
.......So was I!

(Golden light burst out of The Doctor's body. 
This is not a nice quiet regeneration of the usual kind. 
Everything changes very suddenly and The Tenth Doctor 
is standing there. Everyone say Hi! to David Tennant using 
a South London accent instead of his natural Scottish burr.)



Perfect-10 :
 — Hello. Okay
Ooo, new teeth. 
(That's weird). 
So, where was I?
 Oh, that's right —
Barcelona,

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