STUDY!

Ted inspired by Bulls Triangle 

Offence & creates Total Football

Triangle, bitch

 -- STUDY!

[announcers speaking

indistinctly]

Waitress :

Here's your onion 

ring pyramid

and your 

Freedom fries.

Ted :

Thank you.

Waitress :

You enjoying 

The Game?

Ted :

Oh, yeah. Hey, you know what?

I bet you a thousand bucks

the Bulls will win 107 to 86.

[stammers]

I'm just kidding.

[both chuckle]

I remember watching this

game as a kid with my dad.

Yeah. I used to love watching 

basketball with him.

Waitress :

….Thank you for sharing.

And please feel free to choose 

from our menu of 

50 Nifty United Sauces.

And there's a lovely

queso from Puerto Rico.

Ted :

Oh. [stammers] You know what? Um, 

how about you just surprise me?

Waitress :

Can do.

Ted :

Thanks.

[announcer on TV] And the Bulls

drop into their triangle offense,

creating constant movement

between the players.

It's been the key to

their success this season.

It opens up for Jordan. 

He shoots. Yes!

Ted :

Pyramid ain't nothing

but A Triangle.

Actually, three triangles all

leaning on each other. 

[chuckles]

Howdy, Ted.

[announcer on TV

speaking indistinctly]

Hey. So, uh, how

does this one look?

[stammers]

Ted :

Why'd you bring me this one?

It's the best one.

Ted :

[chuckles]

Well, this is mighty strange.

Hello? [echoes]

The Spirit of True Adventure :

[disembodied voice] 

Hello, Ted.

Ted :

Hey, that's me. 

Who are you?

The Spirit of True Adventure :

I am The True Spirit 

of Adventure.

Ted :

Ooh, I like that. Well,

what's shakin’, TSA?

The Spirit of True Adventure :

Do you know where triangles 

come from, Ted?

Ted :

I don't know. God dropped

a square on the floor and 

it broke in half long-ways 

or something?

Whoopsie.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

No, Ted.

It's debated that the triangle

was first defined by Pythagoras

as any shape with three

sides and three corners.

Ted :

That's a good theorem.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

But throughout history, many believe

that triangles have held special powers.

Ted :

Oh, yeah.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

From The Holy Trinity of Christianity

to the trikaya of Buddhism.

There's also that spooky eye thing

on the back of the one-dollar bill.

Ted :

Oh, yeah.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

In some Native American cultures,

the triangle symbolizes home.

Ted :

Mmm. I'm sorry Europeans kicked all

them folks out of their triangle.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

But the concept of the triangle

reached its zenith in 1989 when a man 

called Tex Winter, an assistant-coach 

for your Chicago Bulls...

[crowd cheering] introduced 

his triangle offence.

The central component of which was for 

A Player to always have two available

teammates to whom he could pass The Ball.

Ted :

Mmm.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

These three players formed...

A Triangle.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

Bingo, Ringo.

But that was never the

only triangle on The Court.

For when The Players moved, they

created more and more triangles.

Hey, you're right.

The Spirit of True Adventure :

Actually, Ted, you're right.

Yes!

- [servers cheering, clapping]

- [server] Howdy, partner.

Hey. Can I borrow a pen?

- [server] Come on, boy!

- Thanks.

Oh, my God. He's still at it.

Yeah. It's pretty amazing.

[server 1 chuckles]

What the hell is he doing?

I don't know. But

he's got my pen.

[server 2] Derek's gonna

make you buy a new one.

Fucking hate Derek.

[both] Yeah.