Overwhelming Goodness

"First of all, Papa Smurf 

didn't create Smurfette. 

Gargamel did. 

She was sent in 

as Gargamel's evil spy 

with the intention 

of DESTROYING 

The Smurf Village, but 

The Overwhelming GOODNESS 

of The Smurf Way of Life 

transformed her. 

And as for the whole 

gang-bang scenario, 

it just couldn't happen. 

Smurfs are asexual. 

They don't even 

have reproductive organs 

under those little white pants. 

That's what's so illogical, 

you know, about Being a Smurf : 

What's The Point of Living --- 

if You don't have a dick?"

-- Donald S! Darko,
God of E-Space.