What's Opera, Doc?

Liberetto :

Elmer: 

Be vewy quiet. 
I'm hunting wabbits.

(spoken) 

WABBIT TWACKS!! WABBIT HOLE!!

(thrusting spear) 

KILL THE WABBIT! 
KILL THE WABBIT! 
KILL THE WABBIT!

Bugs (spoken): 

Kill the wabbit?

Elmer: 

YO HO HO! 

YO HO HO! 

YO HO...

Bugs: 

Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock

Might I inquire to ask nyeh... What's up, Doc..?

Elmer: 

I'm going to kill the wabbit!

Bugs: 

O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task

How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?

E: 

I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet.

B: 

Spear and magic hewmet?

E: 

Spear and magic hewmet.

B: 

Magic hewmet?

E: 

Magic hewmet!

B (spoken, disparagingly): 

Magic hewmet....

E: 

Yes, magic hewmet, 
and I Will give you a sample!

(exit Bugs at warp speed)

E (spoken): 

That was the wabbit!

(Then a chase, followed by:)

E: 

Oh, Bwoonhilda, 

you're so wovely.

B: 

Yes, I know it, 

I can't help it.

E: 

Oh, Bwoonhilda, 

be my wove...

(A dance, then... )

E: 

Weturn, my wove... 

a fire burning inside me...

B: 

Return my luv, 

I want you always bee-side me.

E: 

Wove wike ours must be...

B: 

Made fer you, and fer me...

E: 

Return, won't you return my love... 
For my love is yours.

(As they embrace, Bug's helm falls to the ground... revealing his ears)

Elmer (spoken, outraged): 

I'll KILL the wabbit!!

E (spoken): 

North winds bwow, 
South winds bwow. 
Typhoons, 
Hurricanes...

SMOG!!!!!!

E (spoken): 

Thunder, wigtning, stwike the wabbit!!

(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see

the limp and lifeless form of Bugs -- a drop of water clings to a

crushed flower)

E: 

What have I done?.... 
I've killed the wabbit... 
Poor wittle bunny...
Poor widdle wabbit.....

(sob)

(Bugs is carried off in Elmer's arms... )

B (spoken): 

Well, what did you expect from an opera?

A Happy Ending..?

------------------- The End... That's all Folks -------------