Six

B C N U

B C N U

The Motley Fool:

Peri. 

PERI: 

Yes? 

The Motley Fool:

How did you come by a name like that? 

PERI: 

It's the diminutive of my proper name, Perpugilliam. 

The Motley Fool: 

Indeed. 

" One morn, a peri at the gate of Eden stood disconsolate. "

Who wrote that? 

PERI: 

I haven't the faintest idea. 

The Motley Fool:: 

Of course you don't. 

You don't even know what a peeri  is, do you, Peri? 

PERI: 

No. 

The Motley Fool:: 

I'll tell you. 

A peeri is a good and beautiful fairy in Persian mythology. 

The interesting thing is, before it became good, it was evil. 

And that's what you are. 

Thoroughly evil. 

PERI: 

Doctor, stop it! 

DOCTOR: 

No. No, not even a fairy.

 An alien spy, sent here to spy on me!

Well, we all know the fate of alien spies...!!!

(The Doctor lunges at Peri and grabs her around the throat. She manages to grab the mirror from the console before he throws her to the floor, then she shows him his reflection. He lets her go, recoiling in tears.)

Original Transcription courtesy of
http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/21-7.htm

The Ultimate Foe :

The Motley Fool (6) and The Evil One

VALEYARD: 

Why waste your breath on that simple minded oaf? 

 You cannot speak as though reality is a one-dimensional concept. 

 Fortunately, there is a reality that you and I can both agree on. 

The Ultimate Reality. 

The Motley Fool

: 

Death?

VALEYARD: 

The Undiscovered Country - from whose bourn no traveller returns. 

The Motley Fool

:

 Puzzles the will. Hamlet, Act Three Scene One.

VALEYARD: 

I really must curb these urges. 

I've no wish to be contaminated by your whims and idiosyncrasies. 

The Motley Fool: 

Quite so. But what I don't comprehend... 

GLITZ: 

He's over here, Doc. Slippery customer, your other persona. 

The Motley Fool

: 

What I don't comprehend is why you want me dead. 

No. No, let me rephrase that. 

It would satisfy my curiosity to know why you should go to such extraordinary lengths to kill me. 

VALEYARD: 

Come now, Doctor. 

How else can I obtain my freedom, operate as a complete entity, unfettered by your side of my existence? 

Only by ridding myself of you and your misplaced morality, your constant crusading, your...

GLITZ: 

Idiotic honesty? 

VALEYARD: 

Oaf. Microbe. 

GLITZ: 

Pardon me for trying to help. I'm neutral in this set-up, you know. 

VALEYARD: 

Only by releasing myself from the misguided maxims that you nurture can I be free. 

GLITZ: 

Sounds to me like Armageddon's beckoning you, Doc. 

VALEYARD: 

With you destroyed and no longer able to constrain me, and with unlimited access to the Matrix, there will be nothing beyond my reach. 

Original Transcription courtesy of
http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/23-4.htm

The Hex on Planet 6

Well - so, that was unlucky...