Friday, 28 March 2025

Bee Movie



The "Insect Politics" speech 

was something that David Cronenberg 

came up with from his days as an entomologist. 

He was fascinated by insect societies, 

the division of labor, and the caste structure 

therein, yet they are 

VERY MUCH not-Human.


Mel Brooks didn't want people to know he was 

a producer for the film, because he thought people 

wouldn't take it seriously 

if they knew he was involved. 


When people DID find out, 

he decided to make the most of it 

by handing out deely boppers 

at the premiere.



Mark Kermode - Bee Movie


"....Several problems with it 
and they goes something like this :
Firstly, it has no proper sense of its anthropomorphism --

The way in which you do movies 
about animals talking to each other is, 
The Animals talk to each other, okay, 
you don't then cross over 
the species boundary, and have 
The Animals then talking to The Humans 
and The Gag is, 'The Animals talk --'

Right -- when we're in The Hive 
with all The Animals talking 
to each other, it's fine 
We're in Animal World
We're in Fantasy World
but there's a plot Point here, 
which is that He meets A Woman 
then He starts talking to her 
and she goes "Blimey! A Talking Bee!

So The Gag isn't that 
‘Bees live their life in relation to --

The Gag is that 
‘All bees actually talk —’
which means that none
of the rest of movie 
makes any sense because
Bees don't wear hats, 
Bees don't fly Planes,
Bees don't -- don't -- 
Bees don't -- y'know -- drive cars...
None of these things happen 
so you've trodden over The Line
you've broken The Unwritten Rule 
of 'You can do this, you can't do that --'

It's like 'No, you can't --' 
It's like -- 


"....It's made up.
It's not True 
Work it out."


...No, There are Rules, that you --

That doesn't work if you do that
in the same way as it doesn't work 
in Ocean's Thirteen, when 
Julia Roberts manages to get into a club 
because she looks like Julia Roberts
but nobody says 'Yeah, but, 
he looks like Brad Pit and 
he looks like George Clooney 
and that other guy looks like Casey Affleck 
and anyway there's a whole 
movie carrying on around it -- '

“It doesn't. You — 

No, sorry there's ways 
of doing anthropomorphism 
and that ain't one of them, 
Number one --

Number two
It's A Comedy about Lawyers
It's A Comedy in which
A Bee sues The Human race, right? 

Very funny for the...
you know, the grown ups 
and all the rest of it -- Kids :
"What.....? 'Sue', what does 'Sue', mean?
I don't know -- 

Isn't Sue you know, A Boy Called Sue …?

“…because they'll go straight away with 
that Johnny Cash reference weren't they?”

Well they're more likely to do that 
than say “Oh yes, I understand 
it's a legal term, so —

I don't think so 

Point number two —

“They're more likely 
to get the legal term
than they are the 
Johnny Cash reference --

Point number three : the whole thing about 
'I don't want to be A Drone --' 
is ripped off of ANTZ, which in itself 
was kind of ripped off of A Bug's Life 
and that, you know that's all been done before 

Point number four : The Jokes aren't 
as funny as they ought to be; that's not to say that I didn't laugh a few times but when I did laugh, I laughed as an adult laughing at adult humor -- not adult in the...  in the you know in the Jimmy Carr sense, but as in the --

So it's almost like you gone through the Looking Glass, the cartoon is no longer being made for the kids audience it's being made as a sort of you know I want to make gags that will make sense to the older audience and I've kind of completely bypassed the kids oh bother you know what I've got to do something for the kids let's do it as a cartoon --

And this all kind of came into Focus for me when I saw that trailer and the trailer was the gag is he Jerry sign but dressed up as a Bee he can't do the dressing up as a Bee so Steven Spielberg says and incidentally not very convincing Steven Spielberg may be a director but boy he can't act his way out a paper bag says why don't you just do it as a cartoon and you know what there's a terrible sense of that there's a terrible sense of that's what they've done they've just gone why not do it as a cartoon --

It's not terrible but it ain't a Kids film --
It's not a proper Kids film, 
because if it is a proper Kids film, 
it doesn't do --
the anthropomorphism thing 
doesn't workthe animation 
should be funny, the story 
should be better and the jokes
should be better and that --
none of those are True.

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