Saturday, 1 March 2025

He’s Cool.



Tommy T. :
Thank you all for coming. 
And let me just say how truly, deeply trill it is 
to be standing in this dope-ass conference room 
and addressing a group of people 
in a business meeting. 
It's really a dream come true. 

Uh, right now I want to turn the floor over to 
Jean-Ralphio, who has something to say

Rosemary’s Baby :
Tom. Lawyer-Guy. Daddy
Tom did not screw me out of The Company. 
He gave me every opportunity to jump in 
at the ground floor, and I said, “No.”;
Not because I thought it was a bad idea
but because, and this is very important
I really didn't care about 
what was happening. 

So, why exactly did you lie when 
I asked you what had happened? 

Rosemary’s Baby :
Daddy. Daddy. Come on — I lie to you all the time. 
All those math camps I said I went to? (LAUGHING) 
I don't even know what a math camp is

Rosemary’s Baby :
So, all those postcards that you sent me, 
all those trophies that you'd won... 

Rosemary’s Baby :
(SINGING) Trophies I bought —

Rosemary’s Other Baby :
(MONA-LISA CHUCKLES) 
I also have something to say. (SIGHS)
 I have done nothing 
Wrong. Ever, in my life. 

The Fonze :
I know this. 
And I love you. 

Rosemary’s Other Baby :
I love you, too, Daddy. 
Money, please — !!

Rosemary’s Baby :
My money —

Tommy T. :
(SIGHS) Dr. Saperstein. Your son is my best friend. 
Yeah. He's like a brother to me. But he's a disaster
And your daughter seriously needs to be 
locked up in some sort of insane asylum —

Mmm. 

Tommy T. :
—on an ISLAND

Ooh. 

Tommy T. :
in SPACE

Rosemary’s Other Baby :
Calling Home

The Fonze :
These two have been huge 
disappointments to me. 

Rosemary’s Baby :
Come on. You love us. 
Tell me you love us, and then — 
admit this guy looks like Beaker 
from The Muppets. 

(MONA-LISA LAUGHING) 
Dad. (LAUGHING) 

(IMITATING MUPPETS) 

Rosemary’s Baby :
But seriously, what are we doing here? 
What are we doing here, Dad? 
Why are we here

Tommy T. :
So. Now, you know The Truth. 
Will you back off? 

The Fonze :
No, I will not stop. 
Yes, this all started as 
vengeance for my children.
But The Company is 
making Money now —

Why would I back off just because these 
nincompoops lie to me all the time? 



Rosemary’s Other Baby :
Mmm-hmm. 

The Fonze :
Nope. I'm not going to back off. 
I'm going to continue, and 
I'm going to crush you —

All right. You Two. Are you in for 
Dinner tomorrow night? 

Rosemary’s Baby :
Yes! Yes, Daddy. 

The Fonze :
Blow me a kiss. 

BOTH: Muah. Muah. 

Caught it. 

Rosemary’s Baby :
I love you, Daddy! 

Rosemary’s Other Baby :
I love you, Daddy! 

: I love you, too.

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