Tommy T. :
Thank you all for coming.
And let me just say how truly, deeply trill it is
to be standing in this dope-ass conference room
and addressing a group of people
in a business meeting.
It's really a dream come true.
Uh, right now I want to turn the floor over to
Jean-Ralphio, who has something to say —
Rosemary’s Baby :
Tom. Lawyer-Guy. Daddy.
Tom did not screw me out of The Company.
He gave me every opportunity to jump in
at the ground floor, and I said, “No.”;
Not because I thought it was a bad idea,
but because, and this is very important,
I really didn't care about
what was happening.
So, why exactly did you lie when
I asked you what had happened?
Rosemary’s Baby :
Daddy. Daddy. Come on — I lie to you all the time.
All those math camps I said I went to? (LAUGHING)
I don't even know what a math camp is.
Rosemary’s Baby :
So, all those postcards that you sent me,
all those trophies that you'd won...
Rosemary’s Baby :
(SINGING) Trophies I bought —
Rosemary’s Other Baby :
(MONA-LISA CHUCKLES)
I also have something to say. (SIGHS)
I have done nothing
Wrong. Ever, in my life.
The Fonze :
I know this.
And I love you.
Rosemary’s Other Baby :
I love you, too, Daddy.
Money, please — !!
Rosemary’s Baby :
My money —
Tommy T. :
(SIGHS) Dr. Saperstein. Your son is my best friend.
Yeah. He's like a brother to me. But he's a disaster.
And your daughter seriously needs to be
locked up in some sort of insane asylum —
Mmm.
Tommy T. :
—on an ISLAND.
Ooh.
Tommy T. :
— in SPACE.
Rosemary’s Other Baby :
Calling Home.
The Fonze :
These two have been huge
disappointments to me.
Rosemary’s Baby :
Come on. You love us.
Tell me you love us, and then —
admit this guy looks like Beaker
from The Muppets.
(MONA-LISA LAUGHING)
Dad. (LAUGHING)
(IMITATING MUPPETS)
Rosemary’s Baby :
But seriously, what are we doing here?
What are we doing here, Dad?
Why are we here?
Tommy T. :
So. Now, you know The Truth.
Will you back off?
The Fonze :
No, I will not stop.
Yes, this all started as
vengeance for my children.
But The Company is
making Money now —
Why would I back off just because these
nincompoops lie to me all the time?
Rosemary’s Other Baby :
Mmm-hmm.
The Fonze :
Nope. I'm not going to back off.
I'm going to continue, and
I'm going to crush you —
All right. You Two. Are you in for
Dinner tomorrow night?
Rosemary’s Baby :
Yes! Yes, Daddy.
The Fonze :
Blow me a kiss.
BOTH: Muah. Muah.
Caught it.
Rosemary’s Baby :
I love you, Daddy!
Rosemary’s Other Baby :
I love you, Daddy!
: I love you, too.
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