Thursday 19 August 2021

Great Work








I got the early edition, hot off the presses! 

Ed Wood :
This is the big moment.
[Exhales] 

Bunny Breckinridge :
……Oh, what does •that• old queen know? 
She didn't even SHOW —
Sent her copy boy to do the dirty work. 
Sc-rew you, Miss Crowley.”

Delores :
“Do I really have a face like a horse?” 

“What does "ostentatious" mean?”

Ed Wood :
“Hey, it's not that bad. You can't concentrate on the negative. Look, he's got some nice things to say here. 
"The soldiers' costumes are very realistic." 
That's positive!

Bunny Breckinridge :
Rave of the century.

Ed Wood :
Well, I've seen a lot worse reviews. 
I've seen reviews where they didn't even mention the costumes. 
Like that last 
Francis the Mule picture —
It got terrible notices : Huge hit!

Bunny Breckinridge :
Lines around the block. 

Ed Wood :
That's right. Don't take it too seriously. 
We're all doing great work.

Do you really think so?

Ed Wood :
Absolutely.

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