WITCHY

Sgt. Yates

So you were there when the witch showed up and took your girlfriend.

Cartman

Yes, it just came out of nowhere. I tried to save Heidi, but it was too late.

Sgt. Yates

What was your girlfriend wearing?

Cartman

She was dressed kind of like me, but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.

Rick

And you didn't stop at all to think that what you were doing might attract a witch?

Cartman

Excuse me?! Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?!

Rick

No, I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, maybe you shouldn't walk around in the woods dressed as Hansel and Gretel.

Cartman

Ohhhhh!

Sgt. Yates

Whoa, whoa, not cool, Rick. Not cool.

Cartman

I will have your badge, sir!

Sgt. Yates

[looks towards the camera] 

Sorry folks, sorry.