Loki’s Spear

Nick Fury: Agent Romanoff, 

would You escort Dr. Banner back to his…

Bruce Banner: Where? You rented my room.

Nick Fury: The cell was just in case…

Bruce Banner: In case you needed to Kill Me, 

BUT YOU CAN’T! I know! I tried! (A BEAT) I got low. 

I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and 

The Other Guy spit it out! So I moved on. I focused 

on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged 

me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk!

[Banner slowly gets upset as he looks 

at Romanoff, who gets unnerved.]

Bruce Banner: You wanna know My Secret, 

Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?

[Black Widow and Fury place their 

hands on their guns upon natural instinct]

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner... put down The Spear.

[Banner looks down in shock 

to see he is holding Loki’s Spear]

[ Tony and Bruce’s algorithm complete’s it’s task with an audible chime ]

Tony Stark: — Got it.

[Banner puts down the scepter 

and walks over to the computer.]

Bruce Banner: Sorry, kids. You don't 

get to see my little party trick after all.