Twin Peaks - Bob moment
CHARLIE MURPHY:
Cause Rick is incorrigible.
He shows up at My Brother's
House, fucked up.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Nice place, n***r!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
So he had these dirty cowboy boots on.
Pushed us out of the way, barged in The House.
My Brother had these brand new couches, they were suede, right? And he gets on the couch and says...
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
ha!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
And just started grinding mud
all into The Couch, man.
RICK JAMES:
Yeah, I remember grinding
my feet into Eddie's couch.
OFF SCREEN INTERVIEWER:
You remember why you did it?
RICK JAMES:
Cause Eddie could buy another one.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
F**k yo' couch, n****r!
Ha ha! Buy another one, Ya rich motherfucker.
Fuck yo' couch, n*****r. Fuck yo' couch!
Darknesses! Darknesses!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
Cause of my complexion,
he used to call me Darkness.
He calls Me and My Brother Darkness.
Darkness brothers. See, this
was long before Wesley Snipes,
back then we was the blackest n*****s
on the planet according to Rick James.
RICK JAMES:
Eddie and both of them Darkness.
Twin Brother darkness.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
And we're standing there looking at him
and he's looking right in our eyes
as he grinds this mud.
RICK JAMES:
See, I never just did things just to do them,
c'mon, I mean, what -- I'm gonna do just
all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet
in somebody's couch like it's something to do?
Come on, I got a little more sense than that --
...Yeah, I remember grinding
my feet into Eddie's couch.
[REWIND]
RICK JAMES:
See, I never just did things just to do them,
c'mon, I mean, what -- I'm gonna do just
all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet
in somebody's couch like it's something to do?
Come on, I got a little more sense than that --
...Yeah, I remember grinding
my feet into Eddie's couch.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
But then it was like
'You know what?
Let's handle this'
We went over there and
we held him down and
we just wailed on his legs.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Awwww! You Darknesses.!!
You black. Midnight. Evil motherfuckers!!!
Black Magic, Darkness, Darknesses,
Delirious motherfuckers.
You're as cold as ice.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
But still, Rick James, even after
taking a beating like that --
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Fuck yo' couch, n****r!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
This motherfucker's goin out,
his legs is like linguine --
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
I've been kicked out of
better homes than this.
I'll be back, you black motherfuckers.
Wide-nose-havin' motherfuckers.
They shoulda never
given you n****s money!!!
You don't know how
to appreciate shit.
You know, you can get another couch.
But what am I gonna do about legs!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
My Brother, you know, he's a lot
more compassioniate than I am.
He's lookin' and The Limo's
driving off and he says
'Wow man, Rick
really needs help'.
I was like
‘Yo, we just gave him some help!’
Busted his fuckin' ass.
'I betcha he won't come over here
and disrespect like that again.'
WRONG! WRONG!
You're talking about
Rick James, man.
RICK JAMES:
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
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