With A Word, She Can Get What She Came For

 

The Scene :
The Snug Bar of The Cloven Hoof Pub, Devils End, Wilts.

2 Minutes to Midnight :


The Established Dandy : 

Is nobody here capable of answering a perfectly simple enquiry?! 

What's the matter with you all? 

Mr.
WINSTANLEY, The Squire : 

You're The One Making All The Fuss, Old Man. 


The Established Dandy :

FUSS? I've never heard such balderdash in all —


Auntie Josephine Grant : 

Doctor. Look, could you •please• tell us The Way? 


WINSTANLEY: 

.....Yes, certainly. 

Straight past The Green outside, fork left, 

straight up The Rise and you can't miss it.