Don’t Die.

They Can’t Kill You if You Won’t Die.

Survive SOMEHOW — Survive The Encounter.

Just Don’t Die.

HARVEY: 

It's the law of the jungle now, mate, innit?

LEN: 

Hmm. 

There are these two blokes, right? 

In a tent, in The Jungle.

HARVEY: 

You got another one for me, ain't you? 

Go on, then, go on.

LEN: 

It's really dark, and they hear this terrible noise outside the tent.

This terrible roaring noise. 

And one bloke turns to the other bloke and he says, 

“Do you hear that?”

HARVEY: 

What?

LEN: 

I said, 

“Did you hear that?”

HARVEY: 

Oh, right, yeah.

LEN: 

“That was A Lion.”

(The Doctor starts to pay attention to the anecdote.)

LEN: 

And the other bloke, he doesn't say anything. 

He just starts putting on his running shoes. 

And the other bloke turns to him and says, 

“What are You Doing? You can't outrun A Lion.”

The bloke turns to him and says, 

“I don't have to outrun The Lion.”

HARVEY: 

(feeble laugh) 

Don't get it.

DOCTOR: 

He doesn't have to outrun The Lion, only His Friend. 

Then The Lion catches up with His Friend 

and eats him. 

The Strong Survive, The Weak are Killed. 

The Law of The Jungle.

HARVEY: 

Oh yeah. 

Very clever.

DOCTOR: 

Yes, very clever, if you don't mind losing Your Friend. 

But What Happens when The Next Lion turns up?

(The cat is watching The Doctor.)

LEN

What Next Lion?

(The black cat burst out from behind the shelf of cat food and runs out of the shop.)

DOCTOR: 

I think you'd better get your running shoes on, gentlemen.