Tom Grant

The electrician who found Kurt Cobain's 

body whispered something that ha...

Tom Grant :

"The word 'Conspiracy' 

is actually a legal term --

It simply means two 

or more people plotting or 

planning to commit a crime.

 

Even committing shoplifting with 

another person can actually 

be charged with Conspiracy. 

When somebody refers to me 

as 'a conspiracy theorist', 

I take it as an insult because 

I know what they mean by it. 

Hiring me is not like hiring an attorney. 

It's not to protect you, it's 

not to keep you outta jail. 

My job as a Private Investigator 

is to find The Truth. 

It's simply to find The Truth in 

The Matter that you're hiring me for. 

On Easter Sunday, I was in my office 

with a private investigator who worked 

for me named Ben Klugman, 

and we were dealing with 

a client when the phone rang -- 

Now, who calls on Easter? 

"Would you excuse us for just a second...? 

The Grant Company, how may I help you?" 

And it was a woman's voice on the other end, 

kind of a raspy, low voice --

Now if someone is unlawfully using your credit cards, 

maybe The Police are the better people to call. 

And then she said, "My husband and I are kinda 

Famous, and we need to get this done right away. " 

"And your husband's name...?" 

Ben Klugman : 

Are you kidding me? 

"No, no."

I was about 47 at the time; 

Ben Klugman, my investigator, was 29. 

He immediately knew who they were and 

what had been going on, even in Rome, 

just a few weeks earlier. 

Because it was A Holiday, of course, there were very few, 

IF ANY, other Private Investigators working, so she went 

through the Yellow Pages and she found our ad;

And I was probably one of many that 

she called, and I think she was probably 

surprised to have the phone picked up. 

"What room number?" 

It's not very often that a private investigator goes 

against his client, so I'm sure she regrets hiring me. 

When we were available to meet 

Courtney at the Peninsula Hotel, 

first thing she said, and this is 

her words, they're not mine, 

"You leak this to The Press, 

I'll sue The Fuck out of you." 

Well, hello to you too. How ya doin'?