The Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation

J. Frank Parnell :

J. Frank Parnell.

Otto :

Ott, Ott...

J. Frank Parnell :

You ever feel as if your mind 

had started to erode?

Otto :

….No.

J. Frank Parnell :

Ever been to Utah?

Otto :

Sir. I represent The Helping Hand

Acceptance Corporation.

J. Frank Parnell :

Radiation, yes indeed.

You hear the 

most outrageous 

lies about it.

Half-baked goggle-boxed do-gooders

telling everybody it's bad for you.

Pernicious nonsense.

Everybody could stand a hundred 

chest X-rays a year.

They ought to have them too.

When They cancelled The Project 

it almost did me in.

One day my mind was

literally bursting.

The next day nothing.

Swept away...

But I'll show them.

……I had A Lobotomy 

in the end.

Otto :

Lobotomy?

Isn't that for loonies?

J. Frank Parnell :

Not at all.

A friend of mine had one.

Designer of The Neutron Bomb.

Ever hear of The Neutron Bomb?

Destroys people. Leaves 

buildings standing.

It fits in a suitcase.

It's so small no one knows

it's there until blammo.

Eyes melt, skin explodes,

everybody dead.

It's so immoral, working on

the thing can drive you mad.

That's What Happened to

this friend of mine.

So he had A Lobotomy.

Now he's well again.

Otto :

What kind of car does your...

does your friend drive?

J. Frank Parnell :

Chevy Malibu.

Otto :

This is really a nice old car.

Why don't you let me drive?

J. Frank Parnell :

What do you mean?

Otto :

Well, I don't know. I mean... 

Don't you feel funny?

J. Frank Parnell :

Why should I feel funny?

The two hemispheres are

fundamentally at odds.

Hemisphere/Hemisphere

You know it's strange.

I do feel funny...

Ah...