A Hologram Never Forgets

MAXTIBLE: 

Now, this is My Theory :

A Mirror reflects 

An Image, does it not?

The Cosmic Hobo : 

Yes….

MAXTIBLE: 

So, You may be 

standing there, and yet 

appear to be standing 

FIFTY feet away —

Well, following the 

new investigations, 

twelve years ago 

by J. Clark Maxwell 

into electromagnetism 

and the experiments 

by Faraday into 

STATIC Electricity.

The Cosmic Hobo: 

…Static?!

Marlon Brando as Jor-El

The Hologram : 

(Arms wide and smiling --) 

Hi! If you're seeing this, 

I'm DEAD! 

Yaz: 

What?! 

The Hologram : 

Is that a bad way to start? 

Bit overdramatic? How's it looking? 

I have been working on this LITERALLY, 

for EVER. It should adapt and respond 

to its environment and whoever 

it's interacting with -- It's an 

interactive A.I. Holo-Me! 

Built from data of My Behaviour 

across THOUSANDS of Years; 

and it SHOULD only activate 

under the gravest circumstances. 

Like if I'm no longer around. 

Now, that would be disastrous. 

BUT, I will have very subtly inserted 

a sonically triggered nano-implant 

under Your Skin and passed it off as static electricity -- 

....if I remember to Do That; I must remember to Do That. 


Yaz: 

You could have TOLD Us 

You'd Done that....!! 

The Hologram : 

Whoa! The emotional receptors on 

The A.I. are a bit oversensitive -- 

....apparently, You're annoyed with Me...? 

Apparently, I should apologise for something....? 

Yaz : 

(still annoyed -- gets past it) .....I've got A Plan :

Tell Me if I'm DOING this right -- 

( she launches The TARDIS into flight )

The Hologram : 

[ Gives an "Ooo-Err!" Grimace, 

while Yaz isn't looking, 

but doesn't say anything ]