Barry-Barry

The BEST Scene in The Flash...

Barry-Barry :

Barry! I almost died in An Abyss!

Barry-Barry :

12,805 Clark Kents in the US.

Barry-Barry :

Is this what I think it is?

(he sits in The Batmobile -- just like 

he does in both Justice Leagues)

[majestic music playing]

Holy shit!

I used to see this thing on 

The News when I was a kid!

Barry-Barry :

Okay, well… refine search.

Date of birth.

Wasn’t born. He arrived.

Barry-Barry :

Oh! Oh, Barry, look!

Barry-Barry :

I’m busy.

Barry-Barry :

With what?

Barry-Barry :

Looking for unidentified objects entering Earth’s atmosphere 

anywhere near Kansas in the last 50 years.

He has a back door into NASA.

‘Course he does.

Barry-Barry :

Yeah, but Barry, check this out.

This bag laughs.

[wicked Joker laughter]

Barry-Barry :

Okay, can’t you take anything seriously?

Stop messing around.

Barry-Barry :

Dude, come on.

Have you seen this place?

It’s amazing! [Echoing]

Hello!

Barry-Barry :

Has the gravity of this not sunk in for you?

Stop messing around, Barry.

I won’t say it again.

Barry-Barry :

Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.

Barry-Barry :

Shut up. Shut up.

You have no idea how 

lucky you are. No idea!

You take everything for granted. 

You don’t even appreciate…

You just walk around thinking that 

you’re so funny and so cool.

And it’s embarrassing, because 

you’re not any of those things!

Barry-Barry :

Hey, screw you, man!

I’ve done nothing but everything you’ve asked.

You made me get struck by lightning!

I phased naked through the floor. 

And I terrified Mrs. Johannson.

Now I’m probably gonna have to move.

You won’t even tell me why you’re here.

But will you at least tell me why you’re being 

so mean to me for no reason?

Barry-Barry :

You used Monkey as A Dartboard!

Barry-Barry :

Wait, what?

Barry-Barry :

Forget it.

Barry-Barry :

The Monkey? Wait…

So, you’re mad at me for 

playing with A Toy?

Barry-Barry :

It’s not A Toy.

Mom bought us that monkey.

Barry-Barry :

‘Cause she calls us 'Monkey'.

She gives us monkey-stuff all the time.

Barry-Barry :

Right. Look… I’m sorry.

I’m not very good with people.

Even myself.

Barry-Barry :

Oh. Come on, dude.

You’re… You’re not that bad.

You can just be kind of a dick sometimes.

But let’s face it. I am pretty obnoxious.

But I just get excited.

Come on. This place is pretty cool, right?

Barry-Barry :

Yeah. 

Barry-Barry :

All right, well, um…

I’ll let you work.