I Will Do Violence

Adrianna Tomaz: 

Interesting, okay? I appreciate what 

you did for me, but I do not want 

you teaching my son Violence.

Teth-Adam: 

I understand. [refers to Karim] 

You want his father to teach him Violence.

Adrianna Tomaz: 

Gross, that's my brother.

Karim: 

That's my sister.

Adrianna Tomaz: 

His father's dead.

Teth-Adam: 

I'm sorry. Who do you want to 

teach him Violence then?

Amon Tomaz: 

Yeah, Mom. Who do you want 

to teach me Violence?

An American Pickle / Fight Scene (I Will Do Violence)

Ben Greenbaum :

Is there a lot of Woods in Schlupsk? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Forest.

Ben Greenbaum :

What's The Difference? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Forest have Wolf. 

Ben Greenbaum :

Oh, wow. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Sarah loved to chase Wolf. 

She would club them with stick, 

hit them with rock, kill them. 

Very good time. 

Ben Greenbaum :

She sounds pretty amazing. 

I wish I could have met her. 

Although, maybe it's for the best that I didn't. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Why you say this? 

Ben Greenbaum :

I'm probably not, like, the best-case scenario 

for what The Family's become. 

She probably wouldn't be too psyched to, 

you know, to see Who I Am. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Not so sure. Perhaps once I live in Canada, 

you come to visit Herschel. 

Ben Greenbaum :

You know, maybe-- 

Maybe you don't have to go to Canada. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

What do you mean? 

Ben Greenbaum :

I mean, now that I think about it, 

you know, maybe we just haven't 

exhausted all of our options. 

You don't have to go hide in Canada 

for the rest of your life. 

We'll fix this, and in the meantime, 

you can stay with me. 

We'll figure it out. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

You do not want this. 

Ben Greenbaum :

What do you mean? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

You try to get rid of Herschel. 

Take Herschel to middle of wilderness 

to take Herschel to Canada. 

You hate Herschel. 

Ben Greenbaum :

....I'm just gonna tell you this, man -- 

I'm the one who called the Health Department on you. 

I got you shut down. That was me. 

And that's not all I did. 

I told you to go on Twitter, 

knowing you would say 

despicable things. You always do. 

And I did that to sabotage your business. 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Is this it? 

Ben Greenbaum :

No.  After the Twitter thing didn't Destroy You, 

I attended the debate you were having. 

I went to the back row and 

I disguised my voice and 

I asked the question about 

Christian prayer in school. 

I knew exactly what you were gonna say. 

I'm so sorry, Herschel. It was wrong. 

I shouldn't have done it. I caused 

this whole thing to happen. 

Do you forgive me? 

Wait.

Herschel Greenbaum :

You are Traitor to Your Family! 

You are not Jew! 

Hey! Hey, you! Stop right there! 

232, requesting backup. Where'd he go? 

I think it's that pickle guy from the news. Come on. 

Herschel Greenbaum! We know you're out there. 

Where is this guy? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Hello there, dudes. 

Who are you? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

I am Ben Greenbaum. 

Where's Herschel Greenbaum? 

Herschel Greenbaum :

Herschel is back there. 

You better get him before he escapes.