Ostraphobia

Hook :

Good evening, 

Ladies and Gentlemen, 

Your Captain again.

Please do not allow 

this minor turbulence 

to disturb you.

For now, please sit back, relax. 

Enjoy the remainder 

of The Flight.

Thank You.

Maggie :

Look what Jack drew.

Peter :

That's very nice, dear.

….what's that? 

Maggie :

Fire.

Peter :

Fire. Really?

Is that our plane? 

Maggie :

Yep.

Peter :

Who are these people?

Maggie :

That's Jack, that's me, 

that's Mom...

...and that's you.

Peter :

Where's my parachute?

I won't make it to 

my next birthday….

Moira, Peter’s Wife :

You won't die without A Phone 

and A Fax Machine

Peter :

I got The Phone, 

and The Briefcase.

Moira, Peter’s Wife :

Talk to him.

Peter :

…why didn't I have 

a parachute, Jackie?

Jack :

Take a wild guess.

Peter :

Jackie.  Jack.

Will you stop? 

You can break a window.

Jack :

They're double-layered. 

You can't break ‘em.

Peter :

Give me that.

Jack :

You're afraid you're 

gonna get sucked out.

Peter :

I'm not afraid of being sucked out.

Jack :

YES, you are, you're afraid 

you're gonna get sucked out.

Peter :

Just stop.

Jack, next season, 

I'm coming to six games. 

I promise.

Jack :

Yeah, be sure to buy 

enough videotape.

Peter :

Hey. Jack.

My Word is My Bond.

Jack :

Yeah, junk bond!

Peter :

What's the matter with you? 

When are you gonna stop 

acting like a child?

Jack :

I AM a child.

Peter :

Grow up.