Friday, 1 April 2022

Patriarchy Works.

 








Athens: Better than The Rest 

 “ As I write, Buddhist monks are marching through the streets of Burma, denouncing the nation’s military dictatorship and chanting, “Democracy, democracy!” 

How strange that is! 

Would Catholic priests, even in secular France, chant for rule by lamas? For better or for worse, when the world thinks of a just and rational system of government dedicated to liberty, it turns to The West. 

It turns not to ancient Peking or Persepolis, but to Athens

Even when our despots lie, they use the language of democracy. They lie in a vulgar Greek. 

I’m no idolator of The Vote. It’s A Tool, and needs to be judged as such, according to how well it secures justice, and encourages a people to live good lives. 

But our schools teach two contradictory things about our democratic culture, and, marvelous to behold, they get both wrong. 

First, they teach that the vote is not a tool but the very object of Justice. “Choice is everything, and it doesn’t matter what you choose.”

Second, they teach that different cultures are all equal, even cultures that do not respect our idol of Choice! 

But this happy lie is impossible to uphold when we look at the legacy Athens has left us in government, science, art, and philosophy. Where do people prosper, enjoy leisure, and reap the benefits of great inventions and discoveries? In lands where the heirs of Athens dwell. 

Sure, the Greeks were far from perfect. They were sinners just as we. They employed plenty of slaves. The worst-treated of these were those prisoners of war sent down into the silver mines; in a couple of years the toxic fumes would kill them. 

Sparta survived and thrived by turning all of its free men of fighting age into professional soldiers, to ensure that the enslaved people of the surrounding countryside could not revolt. 

Greek aristocrats developed a cult of pederasty : if your son had curly hair and a nice physique, you had to watch out. Women did much of the work in and around the house, but were not consistently honored for it; the farmer-poet Hesiod calls them pests sent down by Zeus to punish mankind.

Nor was Greek politics always a matter of rational argument in open debate. 

Athens had at times been seized by tyrants, usually supported by the middle class. Pisistratus once tried to win an election by dressing an unusually tall woman as the goddess Athena, and having her cry out from a racing chariot, “Athena for Pisistratus!

That early piece of demagoguery didn’t work, so he took power by a military coup. Then (for he was a benign man, otherwise) he bought the people’s support by means of building projects and elaborate festivals. 

His sons who succeeded him never mastered that art. One was slain by a rival in a homosexual affair. The other was exiled, traveling to Persia to help the emperor Darius turn the Greek world into a tributary province. So there was good reason why Plato labeled democracy as the most debased form of government.

It was Democracy that brought Athens to humiliating defeat at the hands of Sparta. 

It was Democracy that sentenced his teacher Socrates to death. It was Democracy that handed power to the passions of a rabble

Imagine what Plato would say of our polls and focus groups. 

Still, we owe those Greeks an incalculable debt. They gave us the defining epics of the West, Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey. Out of an old religious festival to the wine god Dionysus they developed that heady form of art we call drama. 

They sculpted the human form with a beauty and scientific precision that would not be equaled until the Renaissance. 

They erected human-scale temples and courts of such incomparable beauty and convenience that even now, 2,500 years later, our homes and offices in the West echo their porticoes and pediments and colonnades. They learned all the mathematics the Babylonians had to teach, and incorporated it into a systematic geometry. Breaking free of the bonds of practical utility and bookkeeping, they invented the notion of proof, and added astonishing discoveries of their own, without the assistance of numerals. Archimedes estimated the number of grains of sand on earth, and in the midst of this jeu d’esprit came within a hair of inventing calculus. 

When he wasn’t playing with number theory, Archimedes was more practically employed: inventing fancy catapults, for instance, to defend his city, Syracuse, against Roman invaders. 

The Greeks invented rational analysis of modes of government — what we call political science. 

Herodotus journeyed across Asia Minor and into Egypt to learn what he could about local life, and to pick up information from eyewitnesses of the Persian War. He is called The Father of History, but he might as well be called the father of geography and the father of ethnography. 


The Greeks began Man’s Quest to discover the unseen unity and order underlying the wild variety presented by physical nature. Democritus coined the term atom, meaning a particle that cannot be split.



But when they turned their attention to Man, and The Good that Man longs to possess, the Greeks burst into a flowering of creativity that puts our schools to shame. 

They invented philosophy and all its branches: linguistic, metaphysical, moral, political, and epistemological. Seldom has a poet written with more sensitivity to beauty than did the philosopher Plato, and among poets only Shakespeare and Dante can rival Sophocles for philosophical acuity. Only a philosopher at heart could have written Oedipus at Colonus, but only a philosophical people could have fully appreciated it. 

The Greeks weren’t naturally more intelligent than anybody else. Then why did these things happen there? The answers will entangle us in political incorrectness at every step.  


Conan
What gods do you pray to?

Subotai
[looks up
I pray to The Four Winds... and you?

Conan
To Crom... 
But I seldom pray to him --
He Doesn't Listen.

Subotai
[chuckles] 
Ha! What Good is He, then?
Ah, it's just as I've always said.

Conan
He is Strong
If I die, I have to go before him, 
and he will ask me, 
"What is the Riddle of Steel?"
And if I do not know it, 
He will cast me out of Valhalla 
and laugh at me!
That's Crom -- STRONG
on His Mountain!

Subotai: 
Ah, MY God is Greater.

Conan: 
[chuckles] 
Crom laughs at your Four Winds.
He laughs from His Mountain.

Subotai
My God is Stronger.
He, is The Everlasting Sky
Your God Lives underneath Him.



Father, not mother 

At the dawn of historical records, the people who lived in Greece, like other people near the Mediterranean Sea, worshipped fertility gods. 

They sacrificed to Mother Earth, the womb and the tomb for us all, blindly ever-generating and ever-destroying Nature. But around 1500 BC, nomads from the steppes of central Asia, the so-called Dorians, swept into Asia Minor and Greece. 

These Dorians spoke an Indo-European language, related to Germanic, Latin, Celtic, and Sanskrit. As they were not farmers, they did not adore the earth. Rather they worshipped the gods of the vast sky they saw all about them on the plains. These sky gods were also, naturally enough, Gods of Light and the things we associate with Light: freedom, beauty, laughter, and intelligence. 

Their Chief God was Father Zeus (Germanic Tiw, as in “Tuesday,” and Roman Deus pater, which became Deuspiter or Jupiter). He was endowed with the glory and cunning and might that make one divus (Lat.) or dios (Gk.). 

He was bathed in light. Now an odd thing happened : Just as the invading Dorians did not wipe out the natives, so their religion did not wipe out the old fertility cults. It only suppressed them, and that made for a rich system of incompatible gods

The Story is told in Hesiod’s Theogony as a battle between the generations. 

The Old Gods ruled by brute force, or tried to: Ouranos, God of The Heavens, hated the children of his wife Gaia, the earth, and stuffed them back into her belly. 

Then Gaia, showing the first glint of intelligence in the cosmos, gave Her Son Cronus an iron sickle and told him to wait in ambush the next time Ouranos made love to her. 

When Night fell, Ouranos 'covered' Gaia, but Cronus sliced off His Father's testicles and cast them into the sea. 

No testicles, no throne. 

Cronus then ruled by force. His trick was to swallow his children whole. 

But his wife Rhea, aided now by Ouranos and Gaia both, slipped him a rock in a blanket while spiriting her baby away to be raised in hiding. That baby’s name was Zeus

He in turn overthrew His Father, but—and here is the point—by intelligent alliances, and not by force alone. 

He gave powerful positions to some of the older gods. 

Hecate was made goddess of the underworld and patron of warriors. 

The Styx, dread river of the underworld, gained the honor of being invoked whenever the gods swore an oath. 

The horrible Titans of the hundred arms, Briareus, Cottus, and Gyes, were allowed to eat and drink with the young gods on Olympus. They proved indispensible when the other Titans tried to dethrone Zeus. It was no small advantage to have creatures who could hurl a hundred spears at once. It’s a strange concoction. 

The “Old” Gods, associated with earth and blood and lust and vengeance, still exist, and claim their due. But they must be governed. They submit to Zeus, the cunning and mighty. 

He is cunning, but he can be tricked; he is strong, but not strong enough to ignore the rest. 

It’s a system that invites the mind to probe the riddles of human life. 

How can the passions be governed by reason? Should they always be? 

What is the relationship between authority and goodness? 

Can the old traditions be violated at will? 

Is there a law to which even the gods must submit — a law which Ouranos and Cronus violated, and perhaps Zeus too? 

Is there such a thing as progress or moral evolution, and if so, where is it going? 

What remains changeless?  



Man turned a corner in Greece, and this religion was partly responsible. The dramatist Aeschylus recounts it in mythic form.

Orestes learns that His Father, King Agamemnon, has been butchered. Blood calls for blood; that is the ancient law of vengeance. 

But The Murderer was his own mother, Clytemnestra. How can he kill the woman who bore him and suckled him? The Mother’s claim too is primal. What must he do

The Traditions, by themselves, offer no escape. When he does kill Clytemnestra, he is pursued by The Furies, Ancient and Hideous Goddesses of The Underworld, who avenge those who violate the old taboos of blood. They are also the terrible gnawings of Orestes’ awakening conscience. 

He cannot endure it; he flies to Athens to stand trial before The Gods. 

There The Young Goddess of Wisdom, Athena, will preside. 

It is The Old against The New, The Instinctual against The Rational, The Furies against Apollo, Orestes’ Protector, with Aeschylus giving The Furies the better of The Argument. 

The jurymen deadlock. 


Athena casts the deciding vote, for acquittal. 

Because she was born from the head of Zeus, She Says, She always favors The Father. 

Therefore She favors The Rights of The City : The King’s Murderer must be punished. 

We mark here a shift from The Tribe to The Polis — free men debating and determining what course to take. 

The biggest surprise is not how the jurymen vote (and, given The Case, their vote is fair), but that there is a jury at all. They are none other than The Free Men of Athens. 

Men have the capacity — not The Right, but the capacity, if they set their minds to it — to govern themselves

They can acknowledge The Rights of Tradition, of The Unwritten Laws, of Mothering Nature, and in so doing they can order their affairs rationally

If they have A King, he should be like Sophocles’ Theseus : calm, patriotic, and wise in the glory and the frailty of man’s soul. 

This self-government of a people is a gift from Zeus. It conforms them to that god enthroned upon Olympus whom they call 'Father of Gods and Men' not because of his reproductive habits (which are prodigious), but because of his political strategy and the power of his mind.  

The Greek Isles Effect 


The Compromise on Olympus reflected the sorts of government the Greeks almost had to invent. Consider the terrain of the Greek lands. It is furrowed with rugged mountains and ravines. There are plenty of splendid harbors, but no long navigable rivers

The weather is excellent for farming, especially for cultivating The Grape and the all-purpose Olive, but it is hard to find enough flatland for raising huge stores of Grain. 

The Greeks, then, could not be self-sufficient; they had to trade. Nor could any one city establish a vast empire covering the whole area. Before Alexander The Great and his armies, it was impossible

So The Greeks built small outposts of highly advanced Civilization : The Polis, or City-State, from which We derive Our Word “political.” 

These City-States studded the Greek peninsula, the Aegean, the Turkish shores, and, eventually, Sicily and southern Italy, with hundreds of self-governing communities. 

They were not all democratic. Most began as hereditary Kingdoms or as aristocracies, governed by the influential men of the oldest and most established families. It was, if you will pardon an anachronism, a kind of Federalism, guaranteeing plenty of Freedom for The Polis, and making each into a Laboratory for Statesmanship, The Arts, Poetry, Philosophy, and almost any other Creative Endeavor you can name. 

It’s worthwhile to pause to appreciate this phenomenon, which I’d like to call The Greek Isles Effect



It isn’t peculiar to Greece. We can find it among the Christian monasteries in the Middle Ages, the fledgling states in America, and The Italian Republics of the Renaissance. 

We can find it, though disincarnate, on The Internet now



In all these cases there is some form of unity, more cultural than governmental, coinciding with great freedom to experiment. 

Let’s look at The Unity first. 

Allowing for dialects, the Greeks were united by a single language

They were united by forms of worship; we see this at the Pan-Hellenic games, the most famous of which were in Olympia. 


They were united by their mythological and literary heritage. A Greek from Halicarnassus off the coast of Turkey would recall Achilles’ dilemma in the Iliad, and would be able to discuss it with a fellow Greek born in Thebes on the mainland but now residing in Acragas, thousands of miles away in Sicily. 

Precisely because they valued that Tradition, they could converse with one another. Unlike the students in our Tradition-despising schools, they had something to look at in common. 

Ask a college senior to recite a short poem by that most American of poets, Robert Frost, and he will look at you blankly. Ask him to name a single general of the Revolutionary War other than Washington, and he will ask why you are troubling him with trivia. 

Even if he has learned to think, he has very little to think about or with. He is, intellectually, like a peasant without the wheel and the plow. 

The Greeks did not suffer that deprivation.  

Full-Brainiac







[Fajo's den]
(Data is trying to get into the wall safe when -) 


VARRIA
If I help you escape, 
will you take me with you? 
He's sleeping, 
and there isn't much time.


DATA
The consequences if we are caught 
—

VARRIA
I know the consequences. 
Fourteen years. 
You learn a few things. 
There's an escape pod 
in the aft cargo bay. 


(She opens the safe and takes the disruptor)

[Jovis Cargo bay]

DATA
Perhaps I should attempt to communicate with the Enterprise. 


VARRIA
You can't. Fajo has 
communications access 
restricted to The Bridge. 

Once we're out, the shuttlepod will emit an emergency beacon. 

We'll just have to hope 
somebody responds before 
Fajo is able to destroy us. 


DATA
I am trained in evasive manoeuvres. 


VARRIA
We'll need a few. Let's get going. 
As soon as I start 
the escape sequence, 
an alarm will sound. 
We won't have much time. 


(Data gets in The Pod, Varria goes to a control station and presses buttons. The alarm sounds, a man runs in. She points the disrupter at him, then is jumped from behind by another crewman and disarmed. Man number one cancels the sequence while Data rescues Varria. Data ends up throwing both men across the bay. They go to start again, when Fajo enters. The disrupter is lying on the floor. Varria dives for it but lands short. Fajo aims another disrupter at her. For a moment, he starts to turn away, then fires. Varria screams for several seconds before she finally disintegrates. Data comes out of the pod) 


FAJO
It's your fault. 
You knew the price 
for disobedience. 
And so did she. 

Well, there's always 
another Varria.

(Data picks up the disrupter and points it at Fajo) 


FAJO
You won't hurt me. 
Fundamental respect 
for all living beings. 
That is what you said. 
I'm a living beingtherefore 
you can't harm me. 


DATA
You will surrender yourself 
to The Authorities. 


FAJO
Or what? You'll fire? 
Empty threat and 
we both know it. 

Why don't you 
accept your fate

You will return to your chair 
and you will sit there. 

You will entertain me 
and you will entertain 
my guests

And if you do not, 
I will simply kill 
Somebody Else

Him, perhaps. It doesn't matter. 
Their blood will be 
on your hands too, 
just like poor Varria's. 

Your only alternative, Data, 
is to fire. Murder me. 

That's all you have to do. 
Go ahead. Fire. 
If only you could feel 
rage over Varria's death. 
If only you could feel 
the need for revenge
then maybe you could fire. 

But you're just an android. 
You can't feel anything, can you? 
It's just another interesting intellectual puzzle for you. 
Another of life's curiosities. 



Data Does The Calculation.


DATA
I cannot permit this 
to continue. 


(He levels the disrupter at Fajo again) 


FAJO
Wait. Your programme 
won't allow you to fire. 
You cannot fire. No. 


(A transporter beam takes hold of Data)

[Transporter room]

O'BRIEN
I'm reading a weapon 
in transit with Commander Data. 
It seems to have 
discharged, sir. 


RIKER
Discharged? 


O'BRIEN
I'm deactivating it. 


RIKER
Welcome back, Mister Data. 
Are you all right? 


DATA: 
Yes, Commander. 
Please arrange to take Kivas Fajo 
into custody on charges 
of murder, kidnapping, theft. 


RIKER
The arrangements have 
already been made. 


DATA
A Varon-T disruptor. 
It belongs to Fajo. 


RIKER
Mister O'Brien says the weapon 
was in a state of discharge. 


DATA
Perhaps something occurred during transport, Commander.

[Brig]

FAJO
Oh, have you come to see me to repent? 
Is this your final satisfaction? 
Want to see me beg for mercy? 
You're not going to get any of that from me. 

DATA
I expected nothing. 

FAJO
Our roles are reversed, 
aren't they, Data? 
You're The Collector now. 
Me, I'm in A Cage. 


DATA
So it seems. 


FAJO
Just don't count me out too quickly. 
I had you in my collection once. 
I can have you there again. 

DATA
Unlikely, sir. 
Your collection has been confiscated. 
All of your stolen possessions are being returned to their rightful owners. 
You have lost everything 
you value. 


FAJO: 
It must give you great pleasure. 


DATA
No, sir, it does not. 
I do not feel pleasure. 
I am only an android.

Thursday, 31 March 2022

Don't Sweat it, We Good. We Got You.



When I was your age, 
I used to have to fight every day.

If it wasn't The Ku Klux Klan 
or The Police or The White boys 
from the next town, 
somebody was always 
beating on me for something.

And I ain't HAD no Daddy 
to Stand in Their Way.
This World ain't never had 
no respect for Richard Williams.

But they gonna respect y'all.
They gonna respect y'all.



There are Four scenes in which Richard Williams 
comes into conflict or encounters 
the local street gang in Compton, 
harassing him and His Daughters 
on The Tennis Courts —

The first time, they are verbally harassing 
his middle daughter, Tunde, The Valedictorian, 
who is sitting on the court, studying —

He confronts the one who did it, 
a boy named ‘Roc’,
gets his face punched 
and turns the other cheek;

Roc :
How you doing? 
I'm sorry, what's your name, mama?
You ain't gotta act like that, love.
We just trying to talk to you, that's all.

Richard Williams :
Tunde! Pick your things up, 
get your sisters, 
go ahead to the bus.

Roc :
You Tunde? 
That's your name?

Hey, the homie said 
he wanna talk to you.

Roc :
But, Tunde, you ain't gotta 
be acting like that, love.

Richard Williams :
She's studying.

Where she going?

Roc :
Don't drop your backpack, baby.
Keep talking all that shit.
Oh, Tunde!

Tunde, the homie's still right here.

Roc :
I be tellin' this love right here...
You gotta stop acting like a...
What is he doing?
N***a be acting like he scared or something like...

Richard Williams :
Young Man, now I asked you a couple times...

Young Man?

Richard Williams :
Now, that girl there is only 16 years old.
And she out here to WORK.
Just leave her alone.
Leave her alone.

I talk to whoever I want, homie.

Oh, he upset, nigga.

Richard Williams :
You leave these girls at Peace.

Hey, yo, come on, homie, man.
Leave this old-ass nigga alone.

Roc :
What, now you feel like you're better than us or something, homie?
Hey, homeboy, you know you hear me talking to you.
What's up, homie, you got something you wanna say?

Richard Williams :
I done said what I wanna say.
Just mind your business.
She not interested in you.

Yeah, now you my business, bitch.

Oh, damn! Come on, Roc!

See your daddy now, huh, Tunde?

Come on, man.
He's an old-ass nigga, man.

That's your homie, man.
What's going on with him?

Come on, man.

Hey, keep your old ass at home, homie.
Turn that music up.
Turn that music up.
Come over here trippin' and shit, man.

Why you beating up my homeboy, man?

Came over here with that stupid shit.
Punk-ass niggas, say what?

Venus Williams :
Daddy, are you okay?

Richard Williams :
When I was your age, I used to have to fight every day.
If it wasn't the Ku Klux Klan 
or The Police or the White boys 
from the next town, 
somebody was always beating on me for something.

And I ain't HAD no daddy to stand in their way.
This World ain't never had no respect for Richard Williams.

But they gonna respect y'all.
They gonna respect y'all.



The Second time, he goes off to the tennis courts on his own after dark and just hitting balls over the fence to de-stress — the gang corners him on the court, the same thug makes a lewd comment about the daughter, BY NAME, he snaps, swats him in the head with the racket, the thug knocks him down and he takes a beating from the whole gang —

The thug puts a gun to his temple and says 
“My Father taught me TWO Things — 
How to smoke a blunt, 
and How to smoke a bitch-assed n*gga : 
I’m good at both.

You ain’t worth it, Old Man.”

He gets his gun, which he has for work as a security guard, drives around until he FINDS them —


As he is striding across the road to go and kill this kid, he is caught in a drive-by by a rival gang, and dies on the street.

The Third Time, he is on the court, training Venus and Serena in the driving rain, because the ball won’t bounce when it’s wet, so they have to hit it before it hits the ground —

The Surviving members of the gang roll up in their car, roll down the window, and The Leader says :

“I see What Y'all are 
Doing out there.

Don't Sweat it, We Good.

We Got You.”


On The Fourth Occasion :



“Hey, hey, hey!
Slow down, haircut.
Hell you think you going?”

“Oh. Just gonna play some tennis.”

“Hey, yo, Richard, this Jimmy Connors-looking cracker with you?”

“Uh, yeah, yeah. White boy with us.”

“All right, it's spoke.”

“Yeah, he just White. 

“It's spoke. Amen.”

“Get up out of here. I ain't gonna
let you get shot, Rick.”

“Appreciate it.”

PANTOMIME






Frankie, tell Luca to go outside 
and do You Know What.
Do you know Who I Am, Mr. Worley?



I give up. Who are you?


I'm The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.
You tell The Angels in Heaven you've seen Evil so singularly personified...as you did in 
The Face of The Man Who Killed You.

My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for 
Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, 
The Man, Your Son, stole from.
 
I hear you were once A Cop, 
so I can assume you have 
heard of Us before.
Am I correct?
 
 
...I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
 
I'm glad.
Hopefully, that will clear up The 
"How Full of Shit am I?" Question 
you've been asking yourself.
 
We're gonna have a little Q and A.
And at The Risk of Sounding Redundant --
Please -- make your answers genuine.
 
You want a Chesterfield?
 
No.
 
 
I have a Son of My Own, 
about your boy's age.
I can imagine, how painful 
this must be for you.
But Clarence... and that 
bitch-whore girlfriend of his 
brought this all on themselves.
 
I implore you 
not to go down that road with them.
You could always take comfort in
The Fact You Never Had a Choice.
 
Look, I'd like to help you if I could
but I haven't seen Clarence.
 
 
You see that?
 
Ah, shit! Fuck!
 
 
Smarts, don't it?
To get slammed in The Nose.
Fucks you all up.
You get that pain
 shooting through your brain.
Your eyes fill up with water.

That ain't any kind of fun.

But what I have to offer you, 
that's as Good as it's gonna get.
And it won't ever get 
that Good again.
 
We talked to your neighbors.
They saw A Cadillac.
Purple Cadillac.
Clarence's Purple Cadillac, 
parked in front of Your Trailer yesterday.

Mr.Worley - 
You Seen Your Son?
 
 
I've seen him.
 
 
I can't be sure... of how much 
of what he told you, so... 
in the chance you're in The Dark 
about some of this, 
let me shed some Light.
 
That whore Your Boy hangs around with, 
her pimp is an associate of mine.
 
Among his pimping and other affairs --
he Works for Me, in a courier capacity.
 
Well, apparently, that dirty little whore found out we were gonna do some Business... 
 
'Cause Your Son, 
The Cowboy, 
and His Flame...
came into The Room 
guns blazing 
and didn't stop...
Until they were pretty sure 
everybody was dead.
 
What are you talking about?
 
I'm talking about A Massacre.
They snatched My Narcotics.
Hightailed it out of there.

Would have got away with it too, 
but Your Son, fuck-head that he is, 
left his driver's license 
in the dead guy's hand.

.....You know -- 
I don't believe you.

That's of minor importance.
What is of major fucking importance, 
is that I believe you --

Where did they go?

On their honeymoon.

(Low Growl)
I'm getting angry, 
asking the same question 
a second time.
Where did they go?


They didn't tell me.
You just wait a minute 
and listen to me --
I haven't seen Clarence in Three years.
He shows up yesterday...
with a young girl, 
saying that he got married.

He asked for, uh, some quick cash 
to go on a honeymoon.
He asked me if he could borrow $500.
I felt like helping him,
so I wrote him out a check.
We went to breakfast in The Morning --
And that's the last I saw of him,
So Help Me God.

They never thought to tell me
where they were going....
And I never thought to ask.

No!

Don Vincenzo.


You Know -- Sicilians are Great Liars.
The Best in The World.

I'm Sicilian. My Father, 
was The World Heavyweight 
Champion of Sicilian liars.

From growing up with him,
I learned The Pantomime.
There are 17 different things a guy can
do when he lies to give himself away.

A guy's got 17 pantomimes. 
A Woman's got 20.
A guy's got 17. 

But if you know them 
like you know your own face, 
they beat lie detectors all to hell.

Now, what we got here is a
little Game of Show-and-Tell.

You don't wanna show me nothing,
but you're telling me everything.
I know You Know 
where they areso... 
Tell me... before I do some damage 
you won't walk away from.

Could I have one of those 
Chesterfields now?

Sure.
You got a... match? No. Wait. No, no.
Don't bother. I got one.
You're Sicilian, huh?

Yeah. Sicilian.
You know... I read a lot,
especially about things -- 
about History.

I find that shit fascinating.
Here's a fact I don't know
whether you know or not --
Sicilians were 
spawned by n*ggers.

....Come again?

No, it's-- it's a fact.
Yeah. You see, uh,
Sicilians have, uh,
Black Blood pumping 
through their hearts.

If you -- If you don't believe
me, uh, you can look it up.

Hundreds and hundreds of
years ago, uh, you see, um,
The Moors conquered Sicily.

And The Moors are n*ggers.

You see, way back then, uh,
Sicilians were like, uh,
wops from northern Italy.
They all had blond hair 
and blue eyes.

But, uh, well--
then the Moors moved in there, and...
well, they changed the whole country.
They did so much fucking
with Sicilian women...
that they changed the
whole bloodline forever.

That's why...
blond hair and blue eyes
became black hair and dark skin.
You know, it's absolutely amazing to me...
to think that to this day,
hundreds of years later,
that-- that Sicilians...
still carry that n*gger gene.

Now, this--

No, I'm quoting history.
It's written. It's a fact. It's written.


I love this guy.


No.
Your ancestors are n*ggers. Huh?

Hey.

Yeah.
And-- And your
great-great-great-great- grandmother
fucked a n*gger.
Yeah. And she had a half-n*gger kid.
Now, if that's a fact
Tell Me -- am I lying?

'Cause you -- You're part eggplant.
Huh? Hey, hey, hey.

You're a cantaloupe.
That's beautiful.

I haven't killed anybody...
since 1984.

Go to this comedian's son's apartment.
Come back with something that
tells me where that asshole went...
so I can wipe this egg off my face.
Fix this fucked-up family for good.

Hey, boss.
Get ready to be happy.

Wednesday, 30 March 2022

Lane






♪ Clowns to The Left of
Me, 
Jokers to The Right ♪

♪ Here I am, 
Stuck in
The Middle 
with You ♪


Natasha Romanoff/
The Black Widow:

[tied to a chair
WHAT?? I’m working..!!
I'm in the middle of an interrogation 
and this moron is giving me everything.


Mr. Blonde : 
Now, where were we?

Officer Nash
I told you, I don't know anything 
about any fucking setup.

I've been on the force 
for only eight months. 
They don't tell me anything.
Nobody tells me shit
You can torture me 
all you want.

Mr. Blonde : 
Torture you — 
That's a good... 
That's a good idea.
I like that one. Yeah.


Nash :
Even your boss said 
there wasn't a setup.


Mr. Blonde :
My what?

Nash :
Your boss.

Mr. Pink
Excuse me, pal, one thing
 I wanna make clear to you, 
I don't have ‘a BOSS’ — 
nobody tells me what to do.

You understand? You hear what
I said, you son of a bitch?

Nash
All right, all right, all right.
You don't have a boss. All right.

Mr. Pink
Get that fucking shit off.
Lookit, I'm not gonna 
bullshit you, ok?

I don't really give a good fuck
what you know or don't know.
But I'm gonna torture you anyway.
Regardless.

Not to get information.

It's amusing, to me, 
to torture a cop.

You can say anything you want
cause I've heard it all before.

All you can do is pray 
for a quick death... 
which... you ain't
gonna GET.