Do Your Job

This is a Word I never ever knew existed...

Advice

Be careful whose advice you buy, 
but be patient with those who supply it

                                

Advice is a form of nostalgia

dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, 
wiping it off

painting over the ugly parts  
and recycling it for more than it's worth

Eddie Murphey
Raw (1983)

Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show?

Yeah!

I do too.

I love Bill Cosby's show.

I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life.

Never met the man before, 
but he called me up about a year ago 
and chastised me on the phone for being too dirty on-stage.

It was real weird, because I had never met him

and he just thought it was... 
He should call me up, 
because he was Bill, 
and tell me that he did...

About what comedy is all about.

And I sat and listened

to this man chastise me.

And when Bill Cosby chastises you,

you forget you grown.

You feel like one of

the Cosby kids and shit.

And I ran in the house

all excited to talk to Bill

and picked up the telephone

and Bill got raw on me.

I was like, 
"Hello, Mr. Cosby?"

And you hear:

"I would like to talk to you...

...about some of the things

that you do in your show.

"Now, I'm going to tell you a story."

He always tells you stories.

"I would like to tell you a story.

I have five children.

"One, two, three, four, five.

Five... Five children.

"I live in Massachusetts with my wife,

Camille, and my five children.

"Now, of the five children that we have,

there are four girls and a boy.

"The boy's name is Ennis.

He loves everything you do.

"Comes home from school the other day

with a big smile on his face.

And my son looks just like me.

"He walks through the door,

looking at me with this big smile,

"and I cannot resist, because

it's such a beautiful smile.

"And he walks up and I say,

'What are you smiling about? '

"And the child says to me:

'I'm smiling because I need money

to go see the Eddie Murphy show.

'Please give me money for a ticket.'

"Now, if the child is smiling this way

because he needs money for a ticket,

"I have to give him money

for a ticket.

"I do not handle the money

in the house.

"My wife, Camille,

handles the ticket money.

"So I must go into the kitchen,

"to where my wife is cooking dinner

for the family.

"And she is inside

the kitchen cooking.

"And she's got a bowl.

"And she's cooking up the food, man.

She's cooking it up.

"And the child walks in the room

with the smile

"and he says,

'Mother, please, money.'

"She gives him the money,

he runs off to see your show.

"Now, we sit in the living room

waiting for Ennis to return.

"At about : in the morning,

the child comes through the door.

"He has a different look on his face.

"A look like he heard something at your

show that he's never heard before.

"And I say to my child,

I say, 'Child... '

"I say, 'What did the man say

on the stage? '

"And he says, 'Pop, the man

comes out and says these things.'

"I say, 'Well, what did he say? '

'Pop, he comes out

and says some stuff.'

"I say, 'What did he do? '

'Pop, he walks out and he goes:

"Hello, suck this, and MF

and kiss my big black stuff.

"And suck it and stick it down

in your mouth and suck it, suck it."'

"You cannot say filth, flarn, filth,

flarn, filth in front of people."

And I say, "I never said

no 'filth, flarn, filth'."

"You know what I'm talking about.

"I can't use the type of language

that you use,

"but you know what I mean when

I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'."

I say, "I never said 'filth, flarn, filth'.

"I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm offended you called. Fuck you."

That's when Bill got pissed and said:

"That's what I'm talking about.

You cannot say 'fuck'...

"...in front of people."

And I got mad.

Because he thought

that was my whole act.

Like I just walked out on-stage

and cursed and left.

I manage to stick in some

jokes between the curses.

You couldn't give no curse show.

Walk out, say, "Hey, Felt Forum,

"motherfucker, dick, pussy,

snot and shit. Good night.

"Good night. Suck my dick.

Bye-bye."

I was pissed off. I was so mad

I called Richard Pryor's house up.

I said, "Yo, Richard,

Bill Cosby just called me up

"and told me I was too dirty."

Richard said:

"The next time motherfucker call,

tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'

"I don't give a fuck.

"Whatever the fuck make

the people laugh, say that shit."

He said, 

"Do people laugh when you say what you say?"

I said, "Yes."

"Do you get paid?" 
I said, "Yes."

He said, 
"Well, tell Bill I said:

'Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.'

"The Jell-O pudding-eating

motherfucker."

(But Trust Me on The Sunscreen)

Father-Killers Moved by The Great Spirit of Vengence

I had not seen this - or any of the material from these past two f

The Star Wars Saga is Six Films - 


What This is now is The Pentateuch, The Four Gospels and the Book of Job - with two Watchtowers stappled to the back



I Can Report to The World :

The Princess of Lies,
Kathleen Kennedey 
is so Evil -

She Just Set The Fire Alarm off in my Building 

Zemo :

I'm sorry about your father. 

He seemed a good man. 

With a dutiful son.

T'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you.

 It's consuming them. 

I am done letting it consume me. 

Justice will come soon enough.

Zemo: 

Tell that to The Dead. 

[cocks a gun and puts it under his chin, but T'Challa catches him in time and restrains him easily]

T'Challa: 

The Living are not done with you yet.

Betrayer - The Princess of Lies

"So I want to start with a story from the Old Testament. 

There’s a scene in the Old Testament when the ancient Hebrews are moving the Ark of the Covenant. The Ark of the Covenant was a device that was manufactured in order to contain the word of God. And there was a rule among the ancient Hebrews which was 

“You are not to touch the Ark of the Covenant. 

No matter what.” 

And from the Bible (King James Version):

1 Samuel 6:19: 

And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the Lord, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men...

2 Samuel 6:6-7 

And when they came to Nachon's threshingfloor, Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God, and took hold of it; for the oxen shook it. And the anger of the Lord was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there for his error; and there he died by the ark of God.

And there’s a story in the Old Testament where the bearers of the Ark of the Covenant (they used to carry it), the bearers of the Ark of the Covenant trip and a man reaches out to steady it and when he touches it, God strikes him dead. And modern people look at a story like that and the first thing they think is “That seems a little bit harsh on the part of God given that the man was attempting to do something that he believed was good.” But what the story was designed to indicate, in my opinion, is that there are certain things that you touch at your peril, regardless of your intentions. And those things that you touch at your peril, regardless of your intentions, most cultures regard as sacred, as untouchable.

I want to make a case for you today that those things exist and also why they exist and why it’s necessary for you to know that they exist. I would also say that if you’re properly educated in a university, especially with regards to the humanities (which are in some conceptual trouble at the moment), what essentially happens to you is that you are introduced in a relatively secular way to the concept of the sacred. You are here, in the university, to learn about the eternal values of humankind.  

And I think that people who tell you that those values do not exist or that they’re endlessly debatable, do you an unbelievable disservice."

Do Not Ever Allow Yourself Ever to Forget -

As of/Since 2012,

The Human Race,
Nature, and Everything in It,

Mother Earth Herself

Have Swiftly but Firmly Become Engergetically Aligned  in Such a Way as to Be Now Tied or Skewed to Favouur a Female-First, Women on Top (so to speak) order of reality, at least on Earth,at part to the natural 3200 cycke of the Procession of the Equinoxes as a consequence of Axial Precssion

You only need look around you to see that this is now True: -

There are imagines and pictures (not to mention, filmed fucking) of women all over the place now, whereever you look and it eery directions - they now blanket almost the entire suface of the Earth, regardless of where or not you are actually abel to see them, they're there, filling the very air  itself with digitally encoded picrures of the women that we like - anywhere there is WiFI, or 4G, ant where under a satellite,

We have encircled the Earth with the eternal repetition of Stories. Fuelled by Buttfucking.

Basically-End-of-The-World Time

Stark: 

It’s not that easy. 

The Avengers broke up. 

We’re toast. 

Banner: 

Broke up..?!

 Like a band? 

Like the Beatles? 

Banner: 

Tony, listen to me —

Thor is gone.

 Thanos is coming —

It doesn’t matter who you’re talking to or not. 

Diversity Statement

The Cactus

“I asked Mel to present this award for me for a reason.

When I couldn’t get sober, he told me not to give up hope and encouraged me to find my faith. 

It didn’t have to be his or anyone else’s as long as it was rooted in forgiveness. 

And I couldn’t get hired, so he cast me in the lead of a movie that was actually developed for him. 

He kept a roof over my head and food on the table and most importantly he said if I accepted responsibility for my wrongdoing and embraced that part of my soul that was ugly — hugging the cactus he calls it — he said that if I hugged the cactus long enough, I’d become A Man of some substance.

So, I did, and it worked.

All he asked in return was that someday I help The Next Guy in some small way. 

...it’s reasonable to assume at the time he didn’t imagine the next guy would be him or that someday was tonight. 

So anyway on this special occasion and in light of the recent holidays, including   Columbus Day, I would ask that you join me, unless you are completely without sin in which case you picked the wrong f—ing industry, in forgiving my friend his trespasses and offering him the same clean slate you have me, allowing him to continue his great and ongoing contribution to our collective art without shame. 

He’s hugged the cactus long enough.”

Yes, You Do Care

"I DON'T CAAAARRRE....!!"

- Screamed at Me Everyone in My Life at One Point of Another 

" KAAAAAAAAAHN !!!! KHAAAAAAAN !!! "

- Admiral James Tiberius Kirk

Possessed by The Great Spirit of Vengeance : 

[ In the full Heat of Battle, Hawkeye frowns in recognition of the fact that the person opposite him who is about to bash his head in is a New Person ]

Clint Barton

Ex-Agent of SHIELD 

Codename : HAWKEYE :

We haven't met yet. 

[ Holsters Weapon. ]

I'm Clint.

King T'Challa of Wakanda

The Black Panther, 

consumed w.loss

Possessed by The Great Spirit of Vengeance : 

I Don't Care.

Yes, You Do Care — You've Just Momentarily Forgotten How.