Wednesday 17 April 2019

BoyTalk : The Discussion is Never Over.








The Storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.



The Joker :
How can you shoot women?

And children..?


The Vietnam War Helicopter Door-Gunner :
S’easy!

Just try not to lead ‘em too much!

[ Because nursing women, old women, women without sports-bras and children run less fast than adult men ]

Hyah-haha! 
Ain’t War Hell...?






Andrew: 
We are really super-villains now, like... like Dr. No.

Warren: 
Yeah, back when Bond was Connery, and movies were decent.

Jonathan: 
Who remembers Connery? 
I mean, Roger Moore was smooth.

Warren: 
You're Insane. 
You're Short, and you're Insane.

Andrew: 
I like Timothy Dalton! 
Hey!

Warren: 
Don't make me pull over, okay?

••••••••



Warren: Connery is Bond. He had style.

Jonathan: Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.

Warren: Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded. 

Besides, the guy had, like, no edge.

Andrew: Dalton had edge. In Licence to Kill he was a rogue agent. That's edgy. 
And he was amazing in The Living Daylights.

Jonathan: 
Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton!


Warren: 
Okay, this is stupid! 
We're wasting time. 
End of Discussion. 

The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.



I mean, there's a shot of like pigeons, doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by!

Moonraker... is inexcusable.


••••••

Warren: 
Connery is the only actor of the bunch.

Andrew: 
Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!

Andrew: 
Oh, she's coming over here! What do we do?

Warren: 
Jonathan, grab your magic bone.

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