Monday, 23 September 2024

The Son of The Slave-Woman will NOT Be Heir with MY Son, Isaac.

Bela Lugosi 
"Atomic Supermen"
 Speech in Bride 
of The Monster

Prof. Strowski
Now I am here, sent 
to bring you Home.

Dr. Eric Vornoff
Home’? I have no Home. 
Hunteddespised
living like an animal

The Jungle is My Home. 

But I will show The World 
that I can be its Master
I will perfect my 
own race of people
A race of Atomic SuperMen 
which will conquer The World
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!


STUDENT
How Did All This start?

The First Lady:  
How did what-all start?

STUDENT 
Well... 

(The Goldfish gestures into 
her immediate vicinity
to indicate The Water that 
she is referring to, 
all around her -- 
Her whole, damned-well 
entire, terrorised Teen-
aged EXISTENCE)

This...

The First Lady:  
Sarah... 

"God said to Abraham
"Look toward The Heavens 
and number The Stars 
and so shall your 
descendants
be -- " " 

.....but Abraham's WIFE
Sarahwasn't getting any 
younger, and God 
wasn't coming through 
on His Promise... 

(.....I was very young 
when I had my kids --
I was very, very, 
very, VERY young,
I was barely even 
BORN yet, when 
I had my oldest 
daughter, Elizabeth.)

Josh and the students laugh quietly. 
Abbey glances over at Josh, 
who is smiling at her.

The First Lady
Anyway, Sarah 
was getting older
and she was 
getting nervous
because she didn't 
have any children

So she sent Abraham to the bed 
of her maid, Hagar, and 
Abraham and Hagar 
had Ishmael -- 

And not long after they did
God KEPT His 
Promise to Sarah, 
(as He'd always 
intended to), and 
Abraham and Sarah 
had Isaac

And Sarah SAID to Abraham
"Cast OUT this Slave-Woman 
WITH Her Son, for The Son 
of The Slave-Woman will NOT 
Be Heir with MY Son Isaac." 

[ And Abraham fucking DID it. ]

And so it began
The Jews, the Sons of Isaac;
The Arabs, the Sons of Ishmael

But what most people 
find important to remember 
is that, in The END
The Two Sons 
came together, to 
Bury Their Father.

Joshua :
…I Think most people 
ALSO find it important 
to remember that 
the whole thing 
took place about 
73 MILLION 
Years ago --

The First Lady
Yeah.

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