The Harsh Light of Day

“Parker’s problem 

with Intimacy

turns out to be, that 

He can’t get 

Enough of it…”

“Raising the drinking age in this country from 18 to 21 

has had a direct result in these disasters 

of binge drinking fraternity parties — 

Let college students, the way we could :

Go out as 26 Freshmen, Have a Beer, 

Sit in a protected Adult Environment, 

Learn How to Discourse with The Opposite Sex 

in a safe environment. 

And now Today, 

because of this stupid rule that

Young People can’t even buy a drink 

in a bar until they’re 21, 

We have these fraternity parties 

that are like it’s The Cave Man Era. 

Well of course in this Modern Age 

this advantages Men. 

Men want to hook up. Men want to have sex. 

Women don’t understand What Men Want. 

Women put out because they’re hoping 

The Man will continue to be interested in them;

The Man just wants experience. 

The hormones drive toward. . . 

To Me, I theorise that The Sex Drive in Men 

is intertwined with Hunt and Pursuit. 

This is what Women don’t understand.”

— Paglia

Cut to Buffy and Willow walking through the campus late at night.

Buffy : So what I'm wondering is, does this always happen? 

Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil. God, I'm such a Fool.

Willow : Well maybe you made a mistake. But that's okay. Next time - what?

Buffy : Parker said it's okay to make mistakes. It was sweet.

Willow : No it wasn't. He was saying that so you would 

take a chance and sleep with him. He's a poop head.

Buffy : You're right. He's manipulative and shallow. 

And why doesn't he want me. Am I repulsive? 

If there was something repulsive about me you would tell me, right?

Willow : I'm Your Friend. I would call You repulsive in a second.

Buffy : Maybe Parker and I could still work it out. Do you think we could still work it out?

Willow : I think you're missing something about this whole poop head principal.

Buffy : I think I'm gonna take a walk. You go on ahead.

Willow : You sure?

Buffy : Yeah. 

She heads off leaving Willow behind. She walks along alone, then we see both Anya and Harmony, all looking downtrodden walking along.

BLACK OUT