Wednesday, 19 December 2018

Stupidity







All The Stupid People, 
Where DO They All Get Off...?


stupid (adj.)

1540s, "mentally slow, lacking ordinary activity of mind, dull, inane," from Middle French stupide (16c.) and directly from Latin stupidus "amazed, confounded; dull, foolish," literally "struck senseless”, rom stupere "be stunned, amazed, confounded," from PIE *stupe- "hit," from root *(s)teu- (1) "to push, stick, knock, beat" (see steep (adj.)). 

Related: Stupidlystupidness.








The J-Ching


X : 
Alright, admittedly, I occasionally find myself alone in The Dark thinking 
‘What is Buffy Wearing...?’

B : 
That would be 
One of The Things You Never Tell Me. 

But Thank You.

I needed it.

[ Version Rendered entirely from memory. ]








The Destiny Spear


Pirate” means “Man of Fire” —

That’s why they run away To Sea.



He said, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is The Sea"





That’s actually Wrong — Destiny has absolutely nothing to do with conscious desire...

Indeed, if you want to Do something, the chances and likelihood that it is What You Are Meant to Do is practically zero.

Donnie Darko’s Father is Jehovah — a Father God of pure desires and passions, outside of Time and History.

This becomes yet another instance of 
Fate vs. Destiny

Thor doesn’t WANT to Battle Thanos (Twice), but He chooses to —

And Thor is Right.

Thanos Doesn’t WANT to Wipe Out Half of All Life in The Universe (not really),  He just sees that task as necessary, essential and unavoidable — and since he is the only one with the requisite Strength and Will to Act, nobody else can do it, it therefore becomes 

The Thing He Was Always Destined to Do.

And Thanos is right — 
Seers, Fortune Tellers, Mystics, Time Travellers, and indeed 

The Fates
THE GODDESS HEKATE HERSELF
in the person’s of 
The Norns

CANNOT See Past Thanos’ finger-click —
So it HAS to occur.

It’s a Fixed Point in Time.

DESTINY

But Then Again — 

Thanos is The MAD Titan....

Or is he....?
I rather suspect He is just merely very misunderstood.....

Like Thor, Donnie Darko is a mag

Heretic —
A Son of God Who Chooses

Against his own personal interests, wellfare and petty mortal desires.

And Dies Laughing, Kim

Ego, The Living Narcissist
Ego, The Living Narcissist :
For the first time in my existence,
(beats chest)

I am Truly NOT ALONE!!!

(Peter, Son of Ego looks crestfallen)


Ego, The Living Narcissist :
What is it, Son?

Peter, Son of Ego :
My Friends...

Ego, The Living Narcissist :
Ah — Well, y’see, 
That’s... The Mortal in you, Peter.

Quill, Son of Ego :
(weakly)
Yes...

Ego, The Living Narcissist :
We are... Beyond such things

Peter, Son of Ego :
(More firmly)
Yes...

Ego, The Living Narcissist :
Now, -

Quill, Son of Ego :
But My Mother -
You said you loved My Mother.


Ego, The Living Narcissist :
And that I did -

My River-Lilly, 
Who Knew All The Words to Every Song 
That Came Over The Radio

I returned to Earth to see her 3 Times -

And I knew that if I returned a fourth, well...

I'd never leave.

The Expansion - The Reason for My Very Existence 
would be over,
so I did What I Had to Do.

But -

It Broke My Heart to Put That Tumour in Her Head.


Peter, Son of Ego :
.....wha-


STAR LORD :
-hat..?!




Ego, The Living Narcissist :
Now, I know that sounds bad....



( -HURRICANE QUILL- )










Ego, The Living Narcissist :
(mouth reforming and regenerating)
....ho THE HELL Do You Think You ARE?!?



STAR LORD :
! YOU KILLED MY MOTHER !
(Not a Question - Telling, Not-Asking.)






































Tuesday, 18 December 2018

How Not to Be Used : V — A Murderous Villain, and So Still Thou Art!



GLOUCESTER
Have done thy charm, thou hateful wither'd hag!

QUEEN MARGARET
And leave out thee? Stay, dog! For thou shalt hear me.

If heaven have any grievous plague in store
Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee,
O, let them keep it till thy sins be ripe,
And then hurl down their indignation
On thee, the troubler of the poor world's peace!

The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul!

Thy friends suspect for traitors while thou livest,
And take deep traitors for thy dearest friends!

No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity
The slave of nature and the son of hell!

Thou slander of thy mother's heavy womb!

Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!

Thou rag of honour! thou detested--

GLOUCESTER
Margaret.

QUEEN MARGARET
Richard!

GLOUCESTER
Ha!

QUEEN MARGARET
I call thee not.

GLOUCESTER
I cry thee mercy then, for I had thought
That thou hadst call'd me all these bitter names.

QUEEN MARGARET
Why, so I did; but look'd for no reply.

O, let me make the period to my curse!

GLOUCESTER
'Tis done by me, and ends in 'Margaret.'

QUEEN ELIZABETH
Thus have you breathed your curse against yourself.


How Not to Be Used : IV — Don’t Date Fixer-Uppers



Ev’ryone Effects Everyone Else

You can only ever affect Someone Else in one of only TWO WAYS :

Either You make Them Better
or
You Make Them Worse

How Not to Be Used : III — For, Not-Knowing Will Surely Get You Killed



Thanos Did 


Exactly 


What He Said 

He Was Gonna Do






How Not to Be Used : II — I’ll Go! I’m Small Enough to Sneak Inside!



I Know What The Bee Knows.

How Not to Be Used : I — Do You Really Enjoy Being an Easy Slut...?


Doesn’t look all that frictionless to me...









Don’t Be Like Judi Densch









Don’t Be Like Judi Densch — a Remoaner who never talks to her Mother.


Monday, 17 December 2018

A Device with which to Look at a C***




Q : What essential tool is required to perform an act of speculation? 

A : A Mirror.