The Most Dangerous Breed of Creatures in The Universe

“My 5-Year Old, the other day, one of her toys broke

and she demanded  that I break one of her sister's toys, too – 

to make it fair....

and I did....

That's How Much Shit She Gave Me...!!

I broke the little toy, and I felt awful, and I'm, like, cryin', and I look over to her, and she's got this creepy smile on her face –

That's The Difference Between Boys and Girls –

and it Becomes 

The Difference Between Men and Women, 

really....

Because, a Man will, like,

Steal Your Car

or

Burn Your House Down

or

Beat The Shit Outta Ya –

But a Woman will Ruin Your Fucking Life...

D'ya See The Difference...?

Because a Man will Cut Your Arm Off 

(Maybe, because he can.)

and

Throw it in a River

(Perhaps. I don't know...).

But he'll leave You, as a Human Being, intact –

He won't fuck with Who You Are –

Women are Non-Violent, but They will shit inside of Your Heart....