Now, What Seems to Be The Trouble?

A-ha! Antisemitism!!

(There is a knock at The Door --)

Harley Street Specialist : 

Come in --

(The Door opens and 

Raymond Luxury-Yacht enters.

Mr. Luxury-Yacht has his enormous 

polystyrene nose. It is a foot long.)

Harley Street Specialist : 

Ah! Mr. Luxury-Yacht; 

Do sit down, please --

Mr. Luxury-Yacht :

Ah, no, no -- My Name is spelt

'Luxury-Yacht' but it's pronounced, 

'ThroatWobbler-Mangrove'.

Harley Street Specialist : 

Well, do sit down then, 

Mr. ThroatWobbler-Mangrove.

Mr. Luxury-Yacht :

Thank you. (So, he does.)

Harley Street Specialist : 

Now, What seems 

to be The Trouble?

Mr. Luxury-Yacht : 

Um, I'd like you to perform 

some plastic surgery on me --