Captain Bollocks

Red Dwarf - Captain Bollocks

[Starbug approaches a derelict]  

Lister :

What kind of space station 

is it, Kryts? Any idea?

Kryten : 

I don't recognize it, sir. But I must confess 

I did delete some files off my hard drive 

this morning to create more memory.

Lister : 

Really? Is that safe?

Kryten : 

Oh, have no fear, sir. I only deleted information 

I considered frivolous and idiotic.

Rimmer : 

Without checking with me first?

Kryten : 

And you are?

Rimmer : 

Go into your trash folder, you metal moron 

and undelete the "Rimmer" file. You must've 

dumped me in there by mistake.

Kryten : 

That's highly unlikely whoever 

you are, but I'll check anyway.

[searching] 

Kryten : 

Oh! There's a folder in here 

marked "Captain BOLLOCKS." 

Could that be you?