Tuesday, 1 August 2023

Imitation

I’m sorry, sir, You’re not 
Allowed in There — 

“Not Allowed”? Me? 
I’m allowed everywhere!



The Imitation Game Begins

Time’s Champion
The Prisoner's Dilemma. 

CRANE
You can't just •stroll•  in here —

JUDSON
Oh, SHUT UP, Crane. 
You're Familiar with 
The Prisoner's Dilemma, then? 

Time’s Champion
Based on a false premise, 
Don’t You Think, 
like all zero sum games, 
but a neat algorithm 
nevertheless, 
Doctor Judson

Excuse Me
Do You Have any 
Official Stationery and 
A Typewriter I could Use? 

[ DRACULA Reference. ]

JUDSON
(still absorbing The Compliment.)
….On The Desk. 

Time’s Champion
•Thank• You. 


JUDSON
You're obviously also An Expert 
in this field, but I'm afraid 
I don't recognise  —

Time’s Champion : 
Ace


ACE! :
Hi, I'm Ace and 
This is The Professor. 

Time’s Champion :
Doctor.


ACE: 
Sorry, Doctor. Oh, wow
Have You Seen This, Professor? 

(The Doctor starts typing
as Ace takes the puzzle from the top of a filing cabinet.) 

JUDSON
Put it down, child; 
It's Not a Toy

ACE!
I know it's not.
It's a flip-flop thingy. 
We used them at school. 

JUDSON
You understand it? 

ACE! :

Yeah, it's  A Logic Game, isn't it? 

You drop marbles in The Top, 
and depending on what colour 
each Window is, The Marble 
Follows a Different Path

You've got A Logic Diagram 
for it on The Backboard. 

JUDSON
But this is extraordinary
And You Say, You learnt 
about Logic at school

ACE: 
Mmm, 
Miss Birkett Taught Us 
in Computer Studies. 
She was well Good. 

Can I borrow this? 


Time’s Champion
TWO PENS, please!

JUDSON
Crane! 


(Nurse Crane hands The Doctor 
Two Pens.) 

Time’s Champion
Ah, •Thank• You. 


(The Doctor •crosses• His Arms 
and signs Two Names 
at the bottom of his fresh 
War Office Headed Paper, 
which SAYS,

Sir

This is to Authorise 
The Entry of The Doctor 
and His Assistant Ace 
into The Naval Camp.

Signed :
Winston Churchill PM 
Stuart Menzies.


Time’s Champion
There We Are. Come in —


(There is THEN a knock 
at the door — Sgt. Bates enters.


BATES
I'm sorry to disturb you sir, 
but These Two are 
unauthorised personnel. 

Time’s Champion :
perfect Naturalness
Unauthorised? We are here 
by urgent request of 
The War Office. 

I Think You’ll find 
This is Signed by 
The Prime Minister and 
The Head of The Secret Service. 


(The Doctor hands Captain Bates his fresh forgery.

BATES
I must apologise, sir. 
[ DOESN’T Know Who He is,
can’t ask WHY He’s THERE —
The Poetry of WAR :
The Imitation Game. ]
We weren't informed 
of  Your Arrival. 


[ That’s a Joke about Casablanca. ]

Time’s Champion
(•slight• smirk.)
Need to Know, Captain, 
Need to Know. 

Doctor Judson's Work
at Trying to Break 
The German Codes 
is vitally important 
to The War Effort. 

BATES: (to Ace
We Thought •you• were something 
to do with those East End kids. 
Evacuees. 

[ Yeah, Nobody ASKED 
What You Thought, Bates —
OR, What sort of A Woman 
You and The Squaddies 
had DECIDED that she was,
BEFORE Trying to 
TALK to Her… ]


ACE!
I'm not from The East End, 
I'm from —

JUDSON
Perhaps You'd Like to 
See The Ultima Machine

[ You JUST Met Him;
You JUST Met Him, 
TWO Minutes ago, 
You DON’T Know Who He is,
WHY He is Here, 
Who SENT Him,
WHAT, precisely,  He is UP to,
and •NOW•  You’re GIVING him privileged, •direct• access 
to THE Most Closely Kept, 
Guarded and Protected 
Strategic State Secret —
OFF ALL TIME, and WHY?

Because He •recognises• You.

He recognises Your Genius, 
and has the capacity, imagination, 
and technical understanding 
to VALUE You, and •Appreciate• 
The •Scale• of 
Your Achievements (So Far —)
 — NOT to Help with The Work;

He Needs No Assistance;
He Has Nurse Cane —
He Does Not Require 
any Further Assistants.

Is THIS The Face of Sutekh…?

gazes up• 

•I• am The Servant of Sutekh;
He •NEEDS• No OTHER —

•DIE•

I, Bring Sutekh’s GIFT 
of DEATH, To ALL Humanity.

•Roll End Credits •


Time’s Champion
The Ultima Machine? Yes. 


JUDSON
Ah, Bates, Go and Fetch 
Commander Millington, will you? 


BATES
Sir. 


Time’s Champion
Commander
Well, on second thoughts, 
it's been a tiring day. 
Perhaps tomorrow, Doctor Judson. 
If you'll just show us to 
our quarters, we'd be grateful. 
Thank you.

[Maidens Point]

SORIN
Now, as soon as it's Dark
We check The Base. 

Petrossian, You check the shoreline 
in case anything gets washed up. 

PETROSSIAN
Alone?

SORIN
It only needs one

PETROSSIAN
Will You Listen to Me
There's EVIL here. 
Can't You Feel it, 
cold against Your Skin. 

SORIN
STOP IT! 
More stupid Armenian superstitions…..

…..You're supposed 
to be A Soldier

PETROSSIAN
So Was He

SORIN:
You Follow Orders.


(Gayev is still alive, but shaking. Down on the shoreline, in the gloom, Petrossian finds the oilskin pouch and slits it open with his knife. Inside is a photograph of Doctor Judson and a map.)

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