Stephen Fry : 2 Minutes To Belgium

This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium! 

Buffy: 
Why would I go to Belgium?


Xander: 
I think the relevant question is, 
"Why wouldn't you? "
Bel-gium!

Read “2 Minutes To Midnight” by Iron Maiden on Genius

Kill for gain, or shoot to maim

But we don't need a reason

The golden goose is on the loose

And never out of season

Blackened pride still burns inside

This shell of bloody treason

Here's my gun for a barrel of fun

For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the Demon's seed

The glamour, the fortune, the pain

Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain

Don't you pray for my soul anymore?

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom

2 minutes to midnight

To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout "Let the creatures out!

We'll show the unbelievers!"

The napalm screams of human flames

Of a prime time Belsen feast ... yeah!

As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy

We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

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The body bags and little rags of children torn in two

And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you

As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song

To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

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[Outro]

Midnight

Midnight

Midnight

It's all night

Midnight

Midnight

Midnight

It's all night

Buffy: 

You know, maybe it's too late. 

Maybe we should just come back tomorrow. 

What if he's mad?

Xander: 

Mad? Just because you ran away and abandoned your post and your friends and your mom and made him lay awake every night worrying about you? 

Maybe we should wait out here. 

Oz: 

Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore.

Buffy: Good. That was such a drag.

Xander: 

So where were you? Did you go to Belgium?