Sunday, 28 December 2025

Give Me The Missile Key


Give Me The Missile Key 
Crimson Tide


[Following the rebel Russian submarine's attack, which damaged the Alabama's communications equipment]
Hunter: Captain? Got the EAM.
[Ramsey sees the EAM message which is shown incomplete]
Hunter: What do you think?
Ramsey: I think there's nothing on this.
Hunter: Yes, sir. It, uh, got cut off during the attack.
Ramsey: Then it's meaningless.
Hunter: Sir, this is an EAM pertaining to nuclear missiles.
Ramsey: No, Mr. Hunter, that's a message fragment.
Hunter: Because it got cut off during the attack, sir. The message could mean anything. It could be a message to abort. It could be a message--
Ramsey: Could be a fake Russian transmission.
Hunter: Which is exactly why we need to confirm it, sir. All I'm asking for is the time we need to get back on line.
Ramsey: Calm down, Mr. Hunter.
Hunter: I am calm.
Ramsey: You don't appear to be calm.
Weapons: Conn/Weapons: Missile systems ready to launch in four minutes.
Ramsey: Step aside, seaman.
Seaman: Yes, sir.
[Faint Radio Transmission]
Ramsey: We have orders in hand, and those orders are to make a preemptive launch. Every second that we lose increases the chances, that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty, 'cause they've flown their birds and struck us first.
Hunter: Yes, sir.
Ramsey: You know as well as I do that any launch order received without authentication is no order at all.
Hunter: Captain... National Mili…
Ramsey[continues to talk over Hunter] That's our #1 rule. That rule is the basis for the scenario we've trained on time and time again.
Hunter: Yes, sir.
Ramsey: It's a rule we follow without exception.
Hunter: Captain, National Military Command Center knows what sector we're in. They have satellites looking down on us to see if our birds are aloft. And if they're not, then they give our orders to somebody else. That's why we maintain more than one sub. It's what they call "redundancy."
Ramsey: I know about redundancy, Mr. Hunter. [walks off]
Hunter: All I'm saying...
[Crew stares at Hunter before he meets with Ramsey again, speaking discreetly]
Hunter: All I'm saying, Captain, is that we have backup. Now, it's our duty not to launch until we can confirm.
Ramsey: You're presuming that we have other submarines out there ready to launch. But as captain, I must assume that our submarines could have been taken out by other Akulas. We can play these games all night, Mr. Hunter, but I don't have the luxury of your presumptions.
Hunter: Sir...
Ramsey: Mr. Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulders.
Hunter: Captain...
Ramsey: We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander-in-Chief. They contain no ambiguity.
Hunter: Captain, sir...
Ramsey: Mr. Hunter, I've made the decision. I'm captain of this boat. Now shut the fuck up! Damn. [over the intercom] Weapons/Conn: Shift targeting to target package SLBM 64741/2. This is the Captain.
[Ramsey gives the intercom to Hunter]
Hunter: ...Captain, I cannot concur.
Ramsey: Repeat my command.
Hunter: Sir, we don't know what this means. Our target package could have changed.
Ramsey: You repeat this order or I'll find somebody who will!
Hunter[stares at Ramsey] Hell no, you won't, sir.
Ramsey: You're relieved of your position. COB, remove Mr. Hunter from the control room. Get Lieutenant Zimmer in here now!
Hunter: No, sir, I do not concur and I do not recognize your authority to relieve me on the command under Navy regulations.
Ramsey: COB, arrest this man and get him out!
Hunter: Captain Ramsey, under operating procedures governing the release of nuclear weapons we cannot launch our missiles unless both you, and I agree.
Ramsey[shouting over Hunter] COB, what're you waiting for?!
Hunter: Now this is not a formality, sir! This is expressly why your command must be repeated! It requires my assent, I do not give it! And furthermore, if you continue upon this course, and insist upon this launch without confirming this message first...
Ramsey[shouting over Hunter] Son of a bitch... As commanding officer of the USS Alabama I order you to place the XO under arrest under charges of mutiny!
Hunter: I will be forced, backed by the rules of precedents...
Ramsey[shouting at the Chief of the Boat, over Hunter] I say again, as commanding officer of the USS Alabama, I order you...
Hunter: -authority and command, regulation 08150H6 of the Navy regulations, to relieve you of command, Captain!
Ramsey: -to place the XO under arrest, under charges of mutiny! [Silence all round]COB!
Chief of the Boat: Captain, please, the XO is right. We can't launch unless he concurs.
Ramsey[reading EAM] "To the USS Alabama: Rebel-controlled missiles being fuelled. Launch codes compromised, dissidents threaten to launch at continental United States, set DEFCON 2. Immediately launch ten Trident missile sorties." They're FUELING THEIR MISSILES! We don't have time to fuck around!
Hunter: Sir, I think you need time to think this over.
RamseyI DON'T HAVE TO THINK THIS OVER!
Hunter: Captain, I relieve you of your command of this ship. COB, escort the Captain off the bridge, I'm assuming command.
Ramsey: You're not assuming anything!
Hunter: CHIEF OF THE BOAT, Captain Ramsey is under arrest — lock him in his stateroom!
Chief of the Boat: Captain, please...
HunterNOW, COB!
Chief of the Boat: Aye, sir. Mitchell, Walker, take the Captain below.
[Ramsey goes to leave, then turns and throws his missile key to Hunter]
Ramsey: You're out of your league, Hunter. You're not ready to make difficult decisions yet.

Saturday, 27 December 2025

Is There a Gepetto in The House?

Fun Buffyverse Moments - "Is There a Gepetto in The House?"


Just a bit Farther Out West













They may push it back, even then
It may become a Generational affair;
Questions passed from Parent to Child;

But someday, somewhere
someone may find out the damn Truth

We better
Or we might
just as well
build ourselves 
another Government --

Like The Declaration of Independence
says to, 'when the old one ain't workin',
push 
out just a bit farther out West. 

An American naturalist wrote: 
"A Patriot must always be ready to 
defend His Country against its Government." 

I'd hate to be in your shoes today. 

You have a lot to think about. 
You've seen evidence 
The Public hasn't seen

Going back to when We were children 
I Think most of us in this courtroom 
thought Justice came automatically. 

That Virtue was its own reward
That Good triumphs over Evil

But as We get older
We know This isn't True

Individual Human Beings 
have to CREATE Justice, and 
This is not easy because The Truth 
often poses A Threat to Power and
one often 
has to fight Power
at great risk to themselves


People like 
S.M. Holland,
Lee Bowers,
Jean Hill, 
Willie O'Keefe;
have all taken that risk 
and they've all come forward --

I have here some
$8,000 in these 
letters sent from
all over The Country. 

Quarters, dimes,
dollars
from Housewives, 
Plumbers, Car-salesmen,
Teachers, Invalids...

....these are people who cannot 
afford to SEND Money but DO

People who Drive cabs, 
who Nurse in Hospitals, who 
see Their Kids go to Vietnam. 

Why
Because They CARE. 

Because They want to know The Truth. 
Because They want Their Country back. 
Because it still Belongs to Us 
as long as The People have The Guts 
to Fight for What They Believe in. 

The Truth is The Most
important Value 
We have
because if it doesn't endure,
if The Government murders Truth, 
if We cannot RESPECT these people, then 
This is NOT The Country I was born in
and it is certainly not The Country
I want to Die in --

Tennyson wrote: 
"Authority forgets a Dying King." 
This was never more True than
for John F. Kennedy
whose Murder
was 
probably one of the
most TERRIBLE 
moments
in The HISTORY of Our Country. 

We, The People,
The Jury-System 
sitting in Judgment
on Clay Shaw, represent
The Hope 
of Humanity 
against Government Power. 

In discharging Your Duty 
to bring a first Conviction 
in this House of Cards 
against Clay Shaw "Ask not
what Your Country 
can 
Do for You
but what You
can Do 
for Your Country." 

Do not FORGET 
Your Dying King. 

Show This World. this
is still A Government 
OF The People,
FOR The People
and BY The People.

Nothing as long as You Live 
Will EVER be more Important --

....it's Up to You

 

Thursday, 18 December 2025

Ian Marter



The fourth Doctor talks about the friend who played companion Harry Sullivan at the Time Quest convention, Barking Abbey School, London, 2009


"...oh yeah, yeah --

Well, he really was an absolute Darling --
and, uh, he shouldn't have died, but he did; 
do remember you know that sometimes at
rehearsal he had a 10 kind of oh virent
diabetes that suddenly if he didn't eat
things or whatever it was he'd suddenly
get terribly irrational and um and then
someone give him a biscuit or a bite of
a marsbar and suddenly he seemed better
uh and then I think he was living alone
at the time and I always thought that
you know to go home with that kind of
illness feeling a bit down or whatever
it was was a terrible terrible waste
because he was a kind man you know Not
only was he gifted but he was kind and
that's a that's a wonderful combination
to be gifted and kind and um and he
adored his children and his wife M and
but they weren't together at that time
and and he came home one night know
maybe had a couple of Dr Bass and the
next thing is he he was in a coma and of
course a terrible he wasn't discovered
at time but I only have War memories of
him and presumably all a peaceful way to
die one Longs for a peaceful death you
know uh when I was a boy in early in the
last Millennium I us we used to say this
prayer you know for for a peaceful de
little children yeah little children
were praying for a peaceful day it's
incredible --

isn't it absolutely
incredible because you know I going as
an actor some noce already I was I was
What's called the
Thor I think it's called something else
chur but it's a a little machine that
burns
incets big piece of charcoal like that
and high quality insect smoke everywhere
and of course I didn't realize I was
snipping it like a lunatic I mean I was
abely sorting this bloody incense I was
hallucinating early on you know we used
to used to carry on like that the whole
time uh with this this idea of choking
incense and smell of uh of very very
rich cand it was absolutely marvelous
absolutely marvelous and that got me
into my love of funerals because I'm
talking about the days you know before
penilla but people used to die real
quick you know you have a nail in your
shoe on a Friday go to a dance on a
Saturday to see on a
Sunday me young conerts by Monday you
die on a Tuesday and you are buried
following
Thursday amazing Charlie was here
dancing with me doing that and he de so
I us funeral because you know flu and uh
scarlet fever and measles and things
like that I used to go sometimes three
or four a
day I mean one dose of FL would knock
out all the other wom in the
street and there was I swinging like
that
is bomed out of my
brains and then an amazing thing
happened I quick you got
lives he said uh one day I it was so
cold and it was about my fourth funeral
with no food you know because they also
the Catholic church was very interested
in children
starving so everyone else could have a
meal but not the children you swinging
because they were feeding on Bloody
incense anyway it was so cold I remember
shivering unly and all covering snot and
tears with the pain and when it was
ended you used to sometimes get a thy
bit you don't know what it was a small
coin uh but this day because of my S I
guess a fellow touched my hand very
unusual and slipped a half crown
was called half a dollar I couldn't
believe it you know I never actually
held a half dollar I've discovered it
afterwards and then I realized he
thought he was giving me a half dollar
because he thought I was weeping in
sympathy for his old mother who just
died flu at the age of
111 and I was corrupted TR so fra I was
corrupted instantly and after that the
next funeral day after day after day
there I was you know sobbing like a
professional while while the other
little boys were getting big I was
getting two Shilling pieces Inc that's
where I learned to
so and got going maybe that was the
beginning of my life on actor really and
was fing an emotional yes I can't that
question

This is Our Concern, Dude.







This is Our Concern, Dude.


Friday, 12 December 2025

Your Own Death and How To Cope With It

 


Your own Death and How to Cope with it


ONE



'DESCRIBE, USING DIAGRAMS WHERE APPROPRIATE, THE EXACT CIRCUMSTANCES LEADING TO YOUR DEATH.'



Saunders had been Dead for almost two weeks now and, so far, he hadn't enjoyed a minute of it. What he wasn't enjoying at this particular moment was having to wade through the morass of forms and legal papers he'd been sent to complete by The Department of Death and Deceaseds' Rights.


It was all very well receiving a five-page booklet entitled : Your Own Death and How To Cope With It. It was all very well attending counselling sessions with The Ship's Metaphysical-Psychiatrist, and being told about The Nature of Being and Non-Being, and some other gunk about this guy who was in A Cave, but didn't know it was A Cave until he left. The thing was, Saunders was An Engineer, not A Philosopher - and the way he saw it, You were either Dead or You were Alive. And if You were Dead, you shouldn't be forced to fill in endless incomprehensible forms, and other related nonsensica.


You shouldn't have to return your birth certificate, to have it invalidated. You shouldn't have to send off your completed Death certificate, accompanied by a passport-size photograph of your corpse, signed on the back by your coroner.


When You're Dead, You should be Dead. The Bastards should leave you alone.


If Saunders could have picked something up, he would have picked something up and hurled it across the grey metal room. But he couldn't.


Saunders was A Hologram. He was just a computer generated simulation of his former self., he couldn't actually touch anything, except for his own hologramatic body. He was a phantom made of light. A software ghost.


Quite honestly, he'd had enough.


Saunders got up, walked silently across the metal-grilled floor of his sleeping quarters and stared out of the viewport window.


Far away to his right was the bright multi-coloured ball of Saturn, captured by its rainbow rings like a prize in a gigantic stellar hoop-la game. Twelve miles below him, under the plexiglass dome of the terraformed colony of Mimas, half the ship's crew were on planet leave.


No planet leave for Saunders.


No R & R for The Dead.


He caressed his eyelids with the rough balls of his fingers, then glanced back at the pile: the mind-bogglingly complicated Hologramatic Status application form; accident claims; pension funds; bank transfers; house deeds. They all had to be completed so his wife, Carole - no, his widow, Carole - could start a new life without him.


When he'd first signed up, they both understood he would be away from Earth for months on end, and, obviously, things could happen; mining in space was dangerous. That was why The Money was so good.


'If anything happens to me,' he'd always said, 'I don't want you to sit around, mourning.' Protests. 'I want you to meet someone else, someone terrific, and start a new life without me.


What a stupid, fat, dumb thing to say! The kind of stupid, fat, dumb thing only a living person would ever dream of saying.


Because that's what she was going to do now.


Start a new life - without him.


Fine, if he was dead dead. If he'd just taken delivery of his shiny new ephemeral body and was wafting around in the ether on the next plane of existence - fine.


Even if there was no life after death, and he totally ceased to be - then again, absolutely fine.


But this was different. He was dead, but he was still here. His personality had been stored on disc, and The Computer had reproduced him down to the tiniest detail; down to his innermost thoughts.


This wasn't The Deal. He wanted her to start a new life when he was gone, not while he was still here. But of course, that's what she'd do. That's what she had to do. You can't stay married to a dead man. So even though she loved him dearly, she would, eventually, have to start looking for someone else.


And ... she would sleep with him.


She would go to bed with him. And, hell, she would probably enjoy it.


Even though she still loved Saunders.


She would, wouldn't she? She would meet Mr Terrific and have a physical relationship.


Probably in his bed.


His bed. Their marital bed. His bed!


Probably using the three condoms he knew for a fact he had left in the bedside cabinet.


The ones he'd bought for a joke.


The flavoured ones.


His mind ran amok, picturing a line of lovers standing, strawberry-sheathed, outside his wife's bedroom.


No!' screamed Saunders, involuntarily. 'Noooooo!'


Hologramatic tears of rage and frustration welled up in Saunders' eyes and rolled hologramatically down his cheeks. He smashed his fist down onto the table.


The fist passed soundlessly through the grey metal desk top, and crashed with astonishing force into his testicles.


As he lay in a foetal position, squealing on the floor, he wished he were dead.


Then he remembered he already was.


Saunders didn't know it but, twelve miles below, on the Saturnian moon of Mimas, Flight Coordinator George McIntyre was about to solve all his problems.