Because I Know The Answers

Here we have one of Life's truly Great Ironies  :

Men are always far more willing to fling themselves utterly into Hell;

 and

Women are far more well-equipped to deal with it.

Perhaps this may even be the True Purpose of Marriage... 

STANLEY

Well, Thank God for Leo.

JOSH

Yeah.

STANLEY

I'm serious. 

The man's an alcoholic, he knew what he was talking about.

JOSH

I'm not sure it was as bad as maybe it was...

STANLEY

It was.

JOSH

Stanley, you can ask the questions and you can answer them, 
but you can't do both at the same time.

STANLEY

Yes, I can.

JOSH

Why?

STANLEY

Because I know The Answers, 
and 
I don't work for you.

JOSH

Is there gonna be a...

STANLEY

How'd you cut your hand?

Sir