Sunday, 21 January 2024

Roses





The Hatch and 

Brood of Time


There is a history in all men’s lives 

Figuring the nature of times deceas’d; 

The which observ’d, a man may prophesy, 

With a near aim, of the main chance of things 

As yet not come to life, which in their seeds 

And weak beginnings lie intreasured. 

Such things become the hatch and brood of time … 


Henry IV Part Two, 

Act 3, Scene 1


Their fires had been burning days, most fiercely in Kent and Essex. Maidstone was in flames. Canterbury was under attack. 


Thousands of rebels were on the march, and rumours were flying in and around London. 


In every village and town in the south-east people spoke of the outrages committed by royal tax collectors as they went from place to place demanding fourpence or more for the poll tax from every adult man and woman. 


They went armed, and they were a law unto themselves. 


They sought out potential evaders ruthlessly. John Legge was one of the worst. He would line all the inhabitants up in a village and inspect them. If told that a girl was under age, and thus exempt from the charge, he would lift up her skirts and find out in his own rough way whether she was ‘under age’ or not.


Most fathers would rather pay than have such an indignity forced on their daughters. The hostility was bitter, and it ran like a seam of anger from rural Essex and Kent right into the heart of the city. 


The year was 1381


Henry of Lancaster – the future Henry IV – was fourteen, and in London. He may have been at his father’s great house, the Savoy Palace, he may have been at his own house in Coleman Street, or he may have come to London with the king. We do not know for certain. But what we do know is that he was in the capital during those fateful days in the second week of June. 


He was there when the full force of more than ten thousand aggrieved men tore into the city. The memory of those days would remain with him for the rest of his life. The advisers with young Henry – his guardian, Thomas Burton, his military tutor, William Montendre, his clerk Hugh Herle and his young companion Thomas Swynford, and possibly the family surgeon, William Appleton – knew that there was no force strong enough to defend their young lord from the rebels. Five hundred men armed with longbows could defeat ten times as many men-at-arms in battle. 


So what hope did Henry’s guards have against several thousand bowmen, roaming at large? As servants of Henry’s father, the duke of Lancaster, they were in particular danger. The duke was one of the most hated figures in the realm. He was personally blamed for many of the injustices which had sparked the revolt. Had he not imprisoned Sir Peter de la Mare, Speaker of the House of Commons, for daring to oppose him? Did he not command the council which directed the rule of the young king? Did he not parade in and out of the city in a haughty and conceited manner, squandering money in the pretence that he was the king of Castile? The crowd wanted the duke and all the chief officers of state destroyed. They wanted the nobility disempowered. They believed that they were now the greatest force in the realm. They had shown their strength on the battlefields of France in the service of the late king, Edward III. In return, Edward had shown them the virtue of being English, in their language, in their parliament, in resisting the power of the pope, and in their collective fighting power. That was the most frightening thing of all: these men were not just a rabble, they were an organised fighting force. Moreover, they had a firm belief that King Richard II would understand them, and that he was only prevented from helping them by his advisers. So they paraded the fact that they would have no other king but the fourteen-year-old Richard. They were armed, idealistic and frenzied with anger. Anyone who got in their way was killed, regardless of rank. As the countrymen marched towards the city, Henry and his guardians went to the Tower of London, the strongest castle in the region. There too the archbishop of Canterbury, Simon Sudbury – who was also the chancellor – sought refuge, and the treasurer, Sir Robert Hales. The duke of Lancaster himself was in Scotland with an army, and so was in relatively little danger. King Richard II and his advisers came downstream from Windsor to the Tower on 11 June, believing they could talk their way out of trouble. But all attempts to persuade the peasant armies to disband failed. The Kentish rebels massed in their march from Canterbury, and although they paused to discuss terms with the bishop of Rochester on Blackheath on the 12th, they were set on demonstrating their destructive power. Likewise the Essex men. The two forces linked up, and coordinated their advance on the capital, as they had been trained to do in campaigns in France. There they had killed and destroyed mercilessly in order to exert political pressure on the government. They might have looked like a rabble of peasants but they were capable of systematic devastation on a scale which London had never seen before. On the morning of Thursday 13 June the armed countrymen reached Southwark, the suburb of London which lay directly to the south of the Thames. At that moment Richard II was sailing to a point between Rotherhithe and Greenwich to talk with their leaders. His advisers, including Archbishop Sudbury, prevented him leaving the royal barge. Richard called to the rebels from the safety of the river, asking why they had gathered. The leaders sent a list of men whose heads they wanted. First named was the duke of Lancaster, next the archbishop of Canterbury and the treasurer. They also wanted the heads of the keeper of the privy seal, the chief baron of the exchequer and ten other individuals. Obviously, Richard could not agree with such a request. The men of Kent watched the royal barge rowed slowly back to the Tower, their king unwilling to help. Then the destruction began. Although the mayor of London had given orders for the gates to the city to be closed and the bridge defended, many of the poorer Londoners had every sympathy with the rebels. The men of Southwark did not want a violent mob to be trapped in the streets outside their houses; so they forced the men on the bridge to give way. The gates were opened. Early in the evening of the 13th, crowds of men broke into the city. They were joined by thousands of poor workers within the walls. Overwhelmed, the mayor gave orders that the wine cellars should be left open to the armed mob, hoping that they would drink themselves into a disorganised and confused rabble. But as they drank, half-demented in the heat of what had been a very hot summer’s day, the rebels sought out their hated targets. They broke down the gates of prisons, letting everyone go free and killing the custodians, or chasing them to sanctuary. One royal sergeant-at-arms, Richard Imworth, was found in Westminster Abbey, clinging to a pillar. They dragged him outside and cut his throat. The men of Essex ransacked the priory of St John at Clerkenwell, because its prior was Sir Robert Hales, the treasurer. The men of Kent destroyed the manor of Lambeth, which belonged to Archbishop Sudbury. Wherever the citizens pointed out the house of a hated public figure, torches were set to it, the contents were destroyed and the inhabitants killed. None of the rebels needed any Londoner to point out the house of the duke of Lancaster. The Savoy Palace stood tall and proud in the Strand, halfway between London’s city walls and the Palace of Westminster. In the words of one contemporary, it was ‘a house unrivalled in the kingdom for its splendour and nobility’.2 It was, in addition to a residence, the duke’s treasury and his wardrobe. Five cartloads of gold and silver were kept there, together with innumerable tapestries, woven cloths, armour, jewels and items of furniture. Now the rebels gathered towards it, like moths attracted to a great beacon of Lancastrian power. In the chambers and hall they cut the rich paintings and tablecloths with their knives and smashed the furniture with their axes. They ripped the tapestries and crushed the gold and silver vessels and threw them into the Thames. They took one of the precious jewel-encrusted padded jackets belonging to the duke and set it up on a lance for the archers to use as target practice. Then the building itself was set ablaze. Those in the wine cellars drinking the duke’s wine were crushed to death as the burning building above them collapsed through the floor, probably helped by the barrels of gunpowder stored within. Two men caught looting were thrown into the blaze. It was a systematic destruction of the emblems and insignia of the duke’s status and authority. Henry watched from the walls of the Tower of London. Had he any understanding of what was going on, he would have seen that it was the result of extreme discontent arising from ruthless law enforcement and overtaxation. He could see his father’s palace burning and would have heard the explosions as the barrels of gunpowder ignited. Much of Fleet Street was alight. So too was the priory at Clerkenwell, the prisons, the houses of John Butterwick and Simon Hosteler and many other men associated with the regime. Here the shop of a chandler was ablaze, there the shop of a blacksmith.3 In the streets, men were murdered wherever they met an enemy. The Londoners began to cull their own. A number of houses around the Temple were set on fire, many more to the south of the river, at Southwark. Roger Legget, a royal tax collector, was found and dragged, kicking and shouting, to Cheapside where his head was cut off. Then his house in Clerkenwell was set alight. Henry would have heard the screams of terror nearby as the citizens took the opportunity to purge themselves of foreigners. Thirty-five Flemish people who had fled to sanctuary in the church of St Martin in Vintry were pulled out of the building, one by one, and dragged across the churchyard to a single block, where they were decapitated, the heads and bodies lying on the ground as the next terrified victim was dragged out of the church. The financier Sir Richard Lyons was sought out and killed.4 Lombards were pulled from their houses and murdered by the dozen. More than one hundred and fifty Flemings lost their lives. A whorehouse run by Flemish prostitutes was set on fire. Thirteen Flemings were pulled out of the church of the Austin friars and beheaded in the street outside by the drunken rabble, as the burning sun began to set on the burning city.5 That night the young king gathered his advisers in the Tower. They had a few hundred men-at-arms with them.6 Some of the nobles tried to persuade Richard to fight his way out, in a full-scale charge. Others suggested that he should talk to the rebels and draw them away from the city. Henry was there; perhaps he was able to listen as his young cousin accepted the advice of those who suggested another meeting. The next day Richard would ride out from the Tower with the men-at-arms, his half-brothers, his mother and the mayor of London, and talk to the rebels at Mile End. On the morning of Friday 14 June Richard and his men departed from the Tower, leaving Henry and a few others there with nothing but the stone walls and a few guards to protect them. Most of the lords went with Richard and the mayor. Henry was left with all the men whose heads were sought by the rabble: Archbishop Sudbury, Hales and various other royal enforcers, such as John Legge. 


They did not know about the jostling of the king’s men by the crowds on the way to Mile End. Only when the king’s mother returned, escorted back by some men-at-arms when the jeering crowds became too much for her, did they learn about the hostile mood out to the east of the city. Henry would have waited, perhaps looking out for signs of messengers hurrying back. None appeared. Hours passed. Then a mass of armed rebels came running, hungry for blood. In his discussions at Mile End, the king had told the peasants to go through the realm and bring all traitors to justice, wherever they were. Those inside the Tower had effectively been condemned to death. What Richard had actually said, of course, was that the rebels should go away, or, specifically, ‘go through the realm and bring all traitors to him safely, and he would deal with them as the law required’.


The rebels’ view was that they did not need to go ‘through the realm’ but only as far as the Tower. They were the law, and judgement was theirs; there was no need for a trial. Armed with longbows and staves, it was not long before the gates to the Tower had been forced and they were going from room to room, looking for their victims. Some went into the king’s chamber and lay down on his bed, laughing. The king’s mother, renowned thirty years earlier as the most beautiful woman in the land, in whose presence the greatest knights at King Edward III’s court had jousted, now found herself roughly kissed and manhandled by the peasants.8 The few guards remaining were powerless to defend their masters as hundreds of commoners pulled their beards or made faces at them. The archbishop and Prior Hales could do nothing but go down on their knees and pray in the chapel. Henry himself could only watch and wait. The archbishop could expect no mercy. He had prevented Richard from disembarking at Greenwich to meet the rebels the previous day. On the list of men to die, his name appeared second, just below that of Henry’s father, the duke. He knelt and prayed in the chapel of St John in the White Tower. Those who were with him had already heard one Mass; now they listened to another. They could hear footsteps running through the keep. The archbishop chanted prayer after prayer, the seven psalms and the litany. As he said the words ‘all saints, pray for us’, the rebels burst in. In scenes which must have been truly terrifying for everyone present, the archbishop was seized and dragged out by his arms and hood along the passages of the castle, across the bailey and out to the yelling masses on Tower Hill, where they set up a makeshift block. It was said that they took eight blows to cut off his head. They took Hales too, dragging him away to a similar bloody execution. The Lancaster family physician, William Appleton, was likewise hacked to death for no other reason than that he had served Henry’s father. Four others were singled out and butchered. Then the mob turned to the Lancastrian heir, Henry. If at that moment John Ferrour, one of the remaining guards, had not boldly come between the mob and Henry, and spoken up for him, and persuaded them to let him go, Henry’s fourteen-year-old head would have been stuck on a spear on London Bridge, alongside those of the archbishop of Canterbury, Sir Robert Hales and William Appleton.9 As it was, Ferrour persuaded the crowd, and Henry lived. Many years later, he would repay the debt and save Ferrour’s life in return. * 


There is no doubt that seeing The Peasants’ Revolt at first hand and coming within an inch of death had the most profound effect on Henry. It affected his thinking about the current reign and conditioned his own policies in later years. 


But it also leads us to ask one very important question. At that moment, when Richard left him in the Tower, practically unguarded, did Henry blame the young king? 


And did he forgive him? 


One chronicle – written by an eyewitness – states that the king told those he left behind to take a boat from the water gate and flee for their lives. But when the archbishop attempted to do this he was spotted by ‘a wicked woman’, and had to rush back into the Tower.10 With so many longbows at the ready on the river banks, there was no escape on the water. So it could be said that Richard deserted those in the Tower. In fact it could be said that he did this twice, for when he returned from Mile End he did not go back to the Tower but went to the great wardrobe (one of the offices of his household), situated near Blackfriars.11 Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt, Richard was guilty of one major error of judgement. By apparently giving in to the rebels, and encouraging them to go off and seek traitors, he placed those in the Tower in very great danger. We may understand what Richard was trying to achieve, but to look at matters from Henry’s point of view, having seen the archbishop of Canterbury dragged out and beheaded, would that have been good enough? 


The reason why this question is so important is that it is impossible to begin to understand Henry’s life without seeing it in relation to that of his cousin, The King. 


In 1399 Henry took action to dethrone Richard. In so doing he risked not only his own life but the status of his children and the lives of many of his followers and the political stability of the entire realm. No one takes such a decision lightly. 


But this was not the first time that Henry and Richard had faced each other in anger. Carefully examining Henry’s life before 1399 we find a number of instances when Henry and Richard were either weighing one another up or in outright hostility to one another. 


If we really want to understand why Henry acted the way he did in 1399, and especially in relation to Richard, we need to look far beyond the evidence of that year and understand how these two men saw each other and co-existed, right from the very start of their lives. Henry and Richard were born rivals. For a start, they were almost exactly the same age. Richard was born at Bordeaux, in Gascony, on 6 January 1367; Henry was born at Bolingbroke, in Lincolnshire, just three months later.


Although they would not have met until they were five or six, they were regarded as a pair, on account of their both being the king’s grandchildren and the same age. Moreover, they were the only two royal children of this age; the next eldest, Roger Mortimer, was seven years younger. They would therefore have seen each other as having very similar royal identities. Each threatened the uniqueness of the other’s royal status. There was a historical dimension to their rivalry too. They were the heirs of King Edward’s two most favoured sons, Henry the son of John of Gaunt, duke of Lancaster, and Richard the son of Edward, the Black Prince, the heir apparent. In addition, they were the heirs of the two most important dynasties in England. 


More than a hundred years earlier, King Henry III had had two sons. The elder had been crowned Edward I. The younger, Edmund, had been endowed with a massive inheritance in the north of England, centred on Lancaster, which gave rise to his title of earl of Lancaster. In time, Edward I’s throne passed to his eldest son, Edward II, and the Lancastrian inheritance passed to Thomas of Lancaster, Edmund’s eldest son. The resultant rivalry between these two royal cousins – Edward II and Thomas of Lancaster – developed in intensity, to the point of war. 


Lancaster’s incessant attempts to intervene in royal affairs meant he was anathema to the king, and Edward II’s bitter hatred for Lancaster following his part in the murder of his best friend, Piers Gaveston, never diminished. That rivalry came to an end at the battle of Boroughbridge in 1322, when Lancaster was captured and beheaded in public, and all his estates were confiscated. 


After such an outrage the dead earl’s younger brother, Henry of Lancaster, had no choice but to join with the arch-rebel Roger, Lord Mortimer of Wigmore, and the queen, who invaded the kingdom in 1326 to put an end to Edward II’s tyranny. Together they removed the king from power and, in January 1327, forced parliament to sanction the king’s deposition. Edward II then abdicated. 


That Richard II was the great-grandson and heir of the disgraced king, and Henry the great-grandson and heir of the Henry of Lancaster who had forced him to abdicate, gave a context of ancestral hostility to their relationship of which neither boy could have been ignorant and which neither of them could have totally ignored. To modern readers coming anew to the story of these two boys, it is easy to forget how characters in the past were so keenly aware of their history. We look back at their lives searching for the seeds of later events, ‘our’ history. 


But of course we find the culmination of much earlier developments too. 


Each boy would have known the above-mentioned stories of rivalry, war, humiliation, execution and deposition. Every chronicle available would have described the deeds of their ancestors. Their intimacy with history was not like that of scholars, aware of the finer points of detail; it was a sense that these chronicles had meaning for them personally. These were not just fanciful tales about knights in days of yore. Edward II had ruled badly and had lost his kingdom. Edward III had ruled well and defeated all his enemies in battle. If you wanted to know how to be a good king, a good knight or a good earl, and if you wanted to know how to avoid failure, you needed to understand the lessons of the past.13 


And then there were the prophecies.


Most people think of prophetic utterances as the stuff of the Old Testament, Nostradamus, or the oracles of the ancient world. In fourteenth-century England prophetic stories were politically relevant, widely circulated and taken very seriously, even by those who did not believe in them


The reason for this is simple : if you happened to be mentioned in one of these prophecies, how you conducted yourself might be interpreted according to your anticipated fate. 


For example, if you were prophesied to be a great warrior, then acting like one would undoubtedly strengthen the confidence and resolve of your forces. 


Conversely, a king prophesied to be politically divisive had to tread very carefully in case those whom he disappointed should start claiming or believing that the prophecy was coming true. 


Therefore it is particularly relevant that the most popular prophecy of the fourteenth century – the Prophecy of the Six Kings – predicted civil war in the next reign. 


The Prophecy of the Six Kings was supposedly Merlin’s response to King Arthur’s question about the ultimate fate of the kingdom. It likened the six kings to follow King John to six beasts. Henry III was portrayed as a lamb, Edward I as a dragon, Edward II as a goat and Edward III as a boar. These emblems and the provenance of the story might seem a very shaky background for any belief system, but it was widely accepted as a framework for God’s plan for the English monarchy. It also has to be said that the most recent part had spectacularly come true. The prophecy had originally been written down at the time of Edward III’s birth, and various versions written before 1330 reveal it in its near-original form.14 Edward III was characterised as a boar : the animal which had represented King Arthur himself. He would be renowned for his ‘holiness, fierceness and nobility’ while at the same time being ‘humble, like the lamb’. This was a strange combination of qualities, and one which probably no one could have reasonably expected the infant Edward of Windsor to fulfil. So it was extraordinary that he did.15 ‘Spain would tremble’, the prophecy said, and at Winchelsea in 1350 Edward defeated the Spanish fleet. This boar would ‘sharpen his teeth on the gates of Paris’: Edward’s forays into France indeed brought him to the suburbs of the French capital. Ultimately he ‘would regain all the lands which his ancestors had held, and more’. For Edward this meant nothing less than reconquering the entire Angevin empire, including more than a third of France. 


Yet this too came to pass : the territory of the empire was ceded to him in 1360, at the Treaty of Brétigny. At the same time he was humble and pious. That such a remarkable and popular prophecy could be fulfilled in its self-contradicting entirety was astonishing. It also made people look at the continuation of the prophecy with some foreboding. The king after Edward III was foretold to be another lamb. The land would be at peace at the start of his reign. Within a year of his accession he would found a great city, of which all the world would speak. But then there would be a civil war, and the lamb would lose the greater part of his kingdom to a ‘hideous wolf’. Eventually he would recover these lands and give them to ‘an eagle of his dominion’, who would govern them well until overcome by pride. At that point the eagle would be murdered by his brother, and the lamb would die, leaving his lands once more at peace. He would be succeeded by the next king, a mole, under whose reign the kingdom would be wrenched apart and plunged into civil war, between three warring factions.16 The next king a lamb? In the 1360s this seemed ridiculous, as no one doubted that the next king would be Edward’s son, Edward, the Black Prince. 


How could he be described as a lamb? 


He had won one of the most extraordinary battles in European history at Poitiers, capturing the king of France in the process. He had fought in the front line at the battle of Crécy in 1346 and carried on fighting when on his knees. No one on earth was less lamb-like than the Black Prince. To Englishmen this suggested that the prince would not inherit. There would be some calamity and he would die before his father. His successor – whoever that might be – would be the lamb. That in turn gave rise to rumours. 


Variations on the prophecy sprang up. In late 1361 the chronicler Froissart was at Berkhamsted, immediately after the prince’s marriage. Seated on a bench in the hall he overheard Sir Bartholomew Burghersh say to some of the queen’s ladies that ‘there was a book called the Brut, which many say contains the prophecies of Merlin. According to its contents, neither the prince of Wales nor the duke of Clarence [Edward III’s second surviving son] will wear the crown of England, but it will fall to the house of Lancaster.


It is quite possible that the seeds of Richard and Henry’s rivalry lie within this ancestral antagonism between their two houses, and that it was exacerbated by the prophecies of political turmoil between them. In later years, Richard certainly took such prophecies very seriously.18 


Obviously this does not mean that their actual hostility to one another was a result of prophetic writing : personal issues such as their shared royal identity were of an even greater importance. 


But even before they were born, prophecies were circulating about the house of Lancaster supplanting the line of primogeniture, and there was an ancestral precedent for just such a revolution. 


All of this adds up to a tension which could have gone one of two ways. Either Henry and Richard would be content to share the royal stage, and support each other, or they would look for separate identities of their own, reflecting their maternal ancestries and personal alliances. 


In short, the ancestral, moral and prophetic rivalry into which they were born was something which only a genuinely close personal friendship could have transcended, and that was something Henry and Richard never shared. *

Saturday, 20 January 2024

Gorbachev has just resigned.







PART III 
"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!"



SCENE 30 
WASHINGTON D.C.
DECEMBER 24, 1991
(A much older, grayer Cigarette-Smoking Man dumps an empty nicotine patch wrapper into the ashtray, standing 
in front of a table of fellow board executives.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
All right, gentlemen. 
Let's make this short and sweet so we can 
all Go Home for Christmas.
(He takes a folder out of 
his briefcase, closes it and sits.)
Domestic unrest operations?

LYDON: 
Yeah, the Anita Hill thing 
has lost steam since October.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Well, let it go. We played it right. 
Unfounded allegations will be 
flying around in no time. L.A.?

MATLOCK
The Rodney King trial has 
been moved to Simi Valley
just as you instructed.

(A machine beeps. The read-out reads :
TUE DEC 24, 1991 3-15 PM then,
SADDAM HUSSEIN LINE TWO)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Call back.

JONES
Internationally, Bosnia-Herzegovina
 is set for a February vote on 
Independence from Yugoslavia.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
America couldn't care less.

(He starts to write something down.)

LYDON: 
I'm working on next month's 
Oscar nominations. Any preference?

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
I couldn't care less
What I don't want to see is 
The Bills winning The Super Bowl.
 As long as I'm alive
that doesn't happen.

JONES
That'll be tough, sir. 
Buffalo wants it bad.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
So did The Soviets in '80.

JONES: 
What're you saying? You rigged 
The Olympic Hockey Game?

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
What's the matter? 
Don't you believe in miracles?

LYDON: 
The Boss gave the Russian goaltender 
a pre-game good luck pat on the back... 
unseen novocaine needle 
on a bogus wedding ring. 

Goalie's a little slow on the stick side... 
4-3, Home Team.

(Jones looks at the Cigarette-Smoking Man 
with respect and a bit of awe.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Payback's a bitch, Ivan.
(He stands.)
Well, gentlemen, if that'll be all...

MATLOCK: 
One thing internally, sir. 
That "Spooky" kid who talked his way 
into opening X-Files... it feels like Trouble.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
He's mine to keep an eye on.
(The machine beeps again twice. 
The Cigarette-Smoking Man looks at it.
"GORBACHEV HAS RESIGNED"
He looks back at his coworkers with a hint of shock.)
Gorbachev has just resigned.

MATLOCK: 
There's no more enemies.

(The Cigarette-Smoking Man tugs on the nicotine patch 
on his neck slightly, then packs up his briefcase.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Merry Christmas.

(He places boxes down in front 
of Matlock and Lydon.)
Merry Christmas.
(He places two more down in front of Jones and his coworker. He closes his briefcase and starts for the door. Jones stands.)

JONES: 
If you don't have any plans, sir... 
We're all getting together with 
our families out in Virginia. 
You're more than welcome to...
(The Cigarette-Smoking Man smiles widely, 
but quickly regains his normal cold composure.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
Oh... well... um... I have to, 
uh, see some, uh... family.

(Jones nods. The Cigarette-Smoking Man walks out. 
The four men open their boxes 
to reveal identical bland neckties. 
Downstairs, the Cigarette-Smoking Man walks down 
a dark hallway, then hesitates 
in front of a door, thinking. 
He looks down, then walks past the door 
of "Fox Mulder Special Agent.")



SCENE 31 
THE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN'S APARTMENT
(The Cigarette-Smoking Man sits in front of his typewriter, sighing, holding another letter. 
"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" plays. 
The Cigarette-Smoking Man looks at the phone, 
then puts the letter in his desk and stares at his typewriter. 
He quickly opens the drawer and opens the letter. He unfolds the letter and starts to read. 
He crumples it up and quickly shoves it in his drawer angrily and starts to type.
"Jack Colquitt at alone in his apartment 
at Christmas. He believed in Sacrifice."
(He types quickly, the thoughts racing in his mind.)
"Yet, some nights, he longed 
for a  second chance..."
He leans back in his chair. The phone rings. He quickly picks it up.)
CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: Yeah.
DEEP THROAT
You'll never believe what 
We just got for Christmas.



SCENE 32 
DOGWAY, WEST VIRGINIA; 
DECEMBER 24, 1991; 10:21 PM
(A number of troops run around, closing off a warehouse. Inside, Deep Throat watches the mayhem, looking calm. 
He turns back to the Cigarette-Smoking Man, 
who walks down the stairs. 
The two of them start to walk.)

DEEP THROAT: 
The craft matches the dimensions of 
The Vehicle spotted over Hanoi 
when I was in Vietnam with The Company 
that The Marines couldn't shoot down.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
Occupant?

DEEP THROAT: 
Critical.

(They turn down a hallway of plastic, like a quarantine area.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Timing couldn't be worse.
(They walk past an armed guard.)
The Roswell Story we concocted 
was gathering momentum. 
Had them all looking in the wrong direction. 
With luck, we'll get away with it.

DEEP THROAT
Yeah, no luck tonight.
(He stops. The Cigarette-Smoking Man does as well, looking back at him.)
Our Aurora spy planes confirmed 
The Russians tracked entry and 
have pinpointed touchdown.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Haven't you heardThere are 
no Russians anymore.

(They start to walk again.)

DEEP THROAT: 
I don't care if They're in the midst of ruin. 
The K.G.B. is not going to ignore 
an event of this magnitude
nor are The Chinese
nor The Germans
nor The British
nor anyone with 
the capability of discovering 
What Happened here, tonight.

(They walk into a large open space inside the warehouse.)
I'm certain each of them has operatives 
advancing on us right now....
(They walk over two a double door with a guard on each side. One of the guards opens the door and they walk into a large room. In the middle of the room is a large glass casing, taking up most of the room. Inside is an extraterrestrial biological entity, a brown and wrinkled one, laying on a cot, hooked up to life support machines. The respirator hisses eerily.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
How many historic events have 
only The Two of Us witnessed 
together, Ronald? How often 
did we Make or Change History? 
And our names can never grace any pages of record. 
No monument will ever bear our image. And yet 
once again, tonight, the course of Human History 
will be set by two unknown men... 
standing in The Shadows.
(Deep Throat turns to the Cigarette-Smoking Man and pulls out a gun, then turns it around and holds it out to his partner, handle first. The Cigarette-Smoking Man looks at it, then stares at Deep Throat.)

A living E.B.E. could advance 
Bill Mulder's Project by decades.

DEEP THROAT: 
Security Council Resolution-1013 states, 
"Any country capturing such an entity is
 responsible for its immediate extermination."
(The Cigarette-Smoking Man looks down at the gun again, then slowly looks up at Deep Throat.)
I'm The Liar. You're The Killer.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN
Your Lies have killed more in a day 
than I have in a lifetime. 
I've never killed anybody.

DEEP THROAT: 
Maybe I'm not The Liar.

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
I have a chance to go an entire lifetime 
without killing anybody... or any thing.

DEEP THROAT: 
With all of our work in the past thirty years, 
all of our victories, if The World were to see this... 
it would destroy all we've gained in a few hours. 
Tonight... We have 
a new... Enemy.

(Deep Throat looks over to the dying alien. 
The Cigarette-Smoking Man merely stares at Deep Throat, 
then digs into his pocket and pulls out a quarter. 
They both look down at it. The Cigarette-Smoking Man shows both sides to Deep Throat, then flips it up in the air.)

CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN: 
Heads.
(It lands on heads. The Two look at each other.)
Go ahead. Make History.

(Deep Throat looks at the alien solemnly, then walks into the outer part of the glass casing. He puts his gun in it's holster, then puts on the air tank as the Cigarette-Smoking Man slowly pulls the nicotine patch off his neck. Deep Throat puts on the gas mask and walks into the main compartment, the lifeline monitor beeping steadily. He takes out his gun. The Cigarette-Smoking Man pulls out a pack of Morley's. Deep Throat cocks the gun and aims. The Cigarette-Smoking Man slowly pulls out a cigarette and raises it to his mouth, watching his friend's every movement. He takes out his lighter and flicks it on with one motion as the gun sounds. Deep Throat has pulled the trigger. He does it again as the Cigarette-Smoking Man lights his cigarette. Deep Throat whimpers slightly as the monitor flatlines. He and the Cigarette-Smoking Man lower the gun and lighter respectively at the same time. The Cigarette-Smoking Man takes a long drag, thinking.)

Thursday, 18 January 2024

Boxing and Virtue

Boxing & Virtue

How Does Boxing Show Virtue?  
When you get hit in a boxing match 
You cannot lose Control.  
You must keep focused 
on The Strategy to win
 You must control Your Passions. 
 
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 & remember to say 3 Hail Marys for the priest



“When people ask me 
what my favourite sport is,
I usually kind of groan — because people 
look at me like I'm crazy when 
I actually tell them — they think 
“…..wait, really seriously? 
You, Father, I can't believe it…!”

I came from a football family, 
but even when I was younger,
I couldn't sit still long enough 
to appreciate it and let's not 
even talk about golf or tennis 
or anything like that —
I just couldn't stand any of it.

From the outside, boxing, kickboxing 
and other kind of related martial-arts 
like MMA, and other sports, just 
looked like a violent brawl, 
with unhinged barbarians, 
who just beat each other upuntil 
someone gives up or dies —

In fact, when I started training 
with boxers and kickboxers, 
several years ago, that's 
what I thought, as well —

Actually, what I was not prepared for 
was the fact that some of the most selfless,
kind and generous people 
that I have ever met in my life 
I've come across not in church, 
but in the boxing gym —

You have heard that it was said, 
“an eye for an eye and 
a tooth for a tooth”, but 
I say to you offer no resistance to 
one who is evil; when someone 
strikes you on your right cheek 
turn the other one as well —

It seems entirely counterintuitive 
to see boxing as a good introduction 
to the spiritual life of non-violence;
but of course you know, paradoxes abound 
all over the place in our Christian faith, 
and I think that there is at least 
something to merit an analogy, here —

Boxing is not just a brawler fest, 
where men get in a ring and wail 
on each other until it's over;
it really is A Science, An Art,
that involves a tremendous amount 
of strategy and athleticism; but 
even more than that, it involves 
the mortification of The Ego; 
not its indulgence


There's a movie coming out soon with Mark Wahlberg and David Russell about a priest from Montana named Father Stewart long who was a college boxer who converted to Catholicism and died a couple of years ago of a degenerative muscular disease and father long was not exactly most people's idea of a saint you know sometimes we have reduced this whole idea of holiness to this very kind of unoffensive anodyne plaster statue that's all very sweet and saccharine in a church somewhere of course if you know anything about the lives of the saints that is really not what the Saints are like at all thought along was direct gruff and could size you up and call you out on your issues in a heartbeat but he knew from his boxing pass and his priestly ministry that the self-control that discipline and virtue engender in the soul together with God's grace was the only way to avoid those sins which destroy us the director of this movie said it well that's the beautiful thing about boxing you can take a punch the biggest thing about taking a punch is your ego reacts and there's no better spiritual lesson than trying not to pay attention to your egos reaction a boxer who gets hit has two possibilities let anger take over and just lash out any which way which had caused him to lose the fight or mortify the egos reaction and concentrate on the skill the artistry the courage to strike at the right place and the right time and advance towards the win you know when we're hurt but we're wrong even when just someone annoys us the ego takes over and we react sometimes in incredibly destructive ways we sin we lose sanctifying grace and we can even forfeit heaven if we're not careful but our Lord shows us that the skill we need is the skill to outwit our opponent by making him a friend the artistry we need is that of discipline and self-control the courage is not to hit but to not hit if anyone wants to go to law with you over your tunic hand over your cloak as well should anyone press you into service for one mile go for two miles give to the one who asks of you and do not turn your back on one who wants to borrow I think we have to admit to ourselves sometimes we are afraid to do these things you know this reading comes around every few years and we're like oh yeah that one right yeah you know that'd be nice I wish I could do that but really because we're afraid that if we do this we're just gonna become a doormat we're afraid that we'll lose ourselves and our dignity if we constantly prefer the will of another over our own now I want you to understand me correctly do not get me wrong I am NOT saying that we should ever tolerate abusive behavior or allow people to treat others wrongly we have a duty in charity to protect others but we do need to rein in the ego with its pride with its jealousy with its incredible tendency to miss the point and we do this by choosing to love when we find it hardest to do so love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you my friends the most powerful weapon we have in the arsenal of this spiritual battle called life is love in order to use it well to win the fight we must train the ego by dying to sell we must exercise agility of the spirit by sacrificial charity and we must land the strongest punch of all not to the face of our enemies in this world but the ancient enemy the devil by letting love conquer Hey


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Wednesday, 17 January 2024

Slime Fungus



Magic Myxies
Mary Field and F Percy Smith's delightfully 
anthropomorphic study 
of the life-cycle of 
the myxomycete, or slime fungus.

Secrets Of Nature - Magic Myxies (1931)



Wardour Films Ltd. presents a British Instructional Films production.  



Myxies are small mushroom like growths to be found on rotting wood or decaying leaves.  Part of their lives they are vegetables, part of their lives they are animals (!).  C/U shots of the toadstool-like growths.    If the cells from the Myxies fall into water they turn into animals.  Microscopic shot of tiny moving specks in water.  They are tiny water creatures with a little tail.  Microscopic shot of a human hair to compare with the tiny creatures floating around it.  Myxies gather around floating rubbish.  They split into two.  C/U of Myxie pulling in its tail and changing shape.  Through time lapse photography we see the change in form.  It has no fixed shape and eats by surrounding its food.  Very bizarre shot of the blob eating.  Myxies join together into pairs and then "parties".  Only Myxies in couples are allowed to join the parties.  



The narrator comments: "If the Myxie has been so bad tempered that it has failed to find a partner, it is not allowed to become one of the party, but is eaten up!  This is a far greater encouragement to matrimony than any tax on bachelors".  



When the party of Myxies is large enough it decides to leave the water and venture on to dry land.  Shot of pulsating Myxie thing!  It turns back into an animal.  Psychedelic shots of a changing, evolving Myxie creature.  The shape is continually changing as it moves along.  Microscopic shots of the cells of the Myxie.  Myxies advancing and meeting.  They join up and flow away together.  Beautiful patterns are made by the moving Myxie cells.  We see the Myxie devouring a decaying leaf.  We see it quiver.  The Myxie eats a toadstool stalk - seen through time lapse photography.  The Myxie has no sense of smell.  A drop of arsenic is put in front of the Myxie, it moves over it and "is taken very ill".  We see the Myxie disintegrate.  



A Myxie faced with a drop of Epsom Salts immediately retreats "leaving behind in his hurry a lot of good food that it had already swallowed".  When there is not enough moisture the Myxie dries up - we see this through time lapse.  Myxie comes to life with "the autumn rain".  Myxie growing.  Frozen Myxie thawing out.  We see a hungry group of Myxies balance across a single cobweb thread to get to a mushroom and eat it.  Myxie fruit - Time lapse photography of the Myxie growing into toadstools.  Cells grow on the outside of the caps. 



Note: this is a bizarre film about a bizarre entity!  The time lapse photography is very good, with beautiful patterns being made by the Myxie.  Weird!
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