These Are Your Rights

This is a Public Service Announcement :

Know Your Rights - 

All 3 of Them

Number 1

You have the Right Not to be Killed

Murder is a CRIME! *

* Unless it was done by a

Policeman or aristocrat

Number 2

You have the Right to Food Money *

* Providing of course you don't mind a little

Investigation, humiliation

And if you cross your fingers, Rehabilitation

Number 3

You have the Right to Free Speech * 

 *As long as you're not

Dumb enough to actually try it.