Sunday, 4 June 2017

These Are Your Rights

This is a Public Service Announcement :
Know Your Rights - 
All 3 of Them

Number 1
You have the Right Not to be Killed
Murder is a CRIME! *
* Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat

Number 2
You have the Right to Food Money *
* Providing of course you don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers, Rehabilitation

Number 3
You have the Right to Free Speech * 
 *As long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.

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