Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Accession : Fresh Hurt




Lord Percival: 
[after Ralph accuses him of undermining him
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! 
I demand to know the source of these allegations!

Ralph I : 
We haved the signed confession of a Royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked Lord Graves.

Lord Percival: 
I know no such man!

Ralph I : 
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. 
Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.

Lord Percival: 
So! I saw them at the ball!

Ralph I : 
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.

Lord Graves realizes that he's busted

Lord Percival {nervously}: 
By what right can you order my arrest?!

Ralph I : 
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding Interference in the Proper Succession of a Monarch. Enacted by...

Ralph pauses, as he recites Miranda's Order of the King's pnemonic to himself, as he counts off on his fingers

Ralph I : 
William III!
[ Who wasn't one. ]

Various Members of Parliament: 
[staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Punks are watching this televised event at an electronics shop on the street

Dysentery:
 That's right! String him up! Wanker!

No comments:

Post a Comment