Lord Percival:
[after Ralph accuses him of undermining him]
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander!
I demand to know the source of these allegations!
Ralph I :
We haved the signed confession of a Royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked Lord Graves.
Lord Percival:
I know no such man!
Ralph I :
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves.
Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.
Lord Percival:
So! I saw them at the ball!
Ralph I :
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.
Lord Graves realizes that he's busted
Lord Percival {nervously}:
By what right can you order my arrest?!
Ralph I :
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding Interference in the Proper Succession of a Monarch. Enacted by...
Ralph pauses, as he recites Miranda's Order of the King's pnemonic to himself, as he counts off on his fingers
Ralph I :
William III!
[ Who wasn't one. ]
Various Members of Parliament:
[staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard]
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Punks are watching this televised event at an electronics shop on the street
Dysentery:
That's right! String him up! Wanker!
No comments:
Post a Comment