BALLOONS

You know, I had trouble one time when I was in school.

It seemed like every day I got chased by this one kid, till one day My Mother said to me, she said, 

“Just pretend the guy's like a balloon.”

She said, 

"If you pop 'em hard, these guys just go away."

OSGOOD: 

If you've got something to say, just say it.

MISSY:

Ahem. 

(Osgood leans in to listen.)

MISSY: 

(sotto) 

I'm going to kill you in a minute. 

I'm not even kidding. 

You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now, all floppy and making smells. 

But don't tell the boys. 

This is our secret girl plan.

OSGOOD: 

Why would you bother killing me? 

I'm not even important. 

MISSY: 

Oh, silly. 

Why does one pop a balloon? 

Because you're PRETTY. 

You should have a •bit• more confidence in yourself.

• Dracula stakes one of his three brides and then turns his attention to the vampire baby she has just made •

DRACULA :

Johnny, this is interesting.

I've never seen it work

with a baby before. Never.

I think I might keep it on for a

while.

I hope this doesn't mean

that I'm getting sentimental.

HARKER :

Why did you kill her?

DRACULA :

Who?

Oh. Um...

Because I wanted to see if she would die, I suppose.

Johnny, don't give me that look.

You were a child once.

You know the feeling.

Didn't you break your toys apart to see how they worked?