Tuesday, 22 July 2014

She's my Cousin. But Doesn't She Look Almost Exactly Like Laura Palmer...?

Gentlemen, two days ago a young woman was found murdered by the same individual I believe responsible for the death of Laura Palmer. 

I have reason to believe that the killer is in this room. 

As a member of the Bureau, I spend most of my time seeking simple answers to difficult questions. In the pursuit of Laura's killer, I have employed Bureau guidelines, deductive technique, Tibetan method, instinct, and luck. 

But now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call... 


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