Wednesday, 6 December 2023

This? This a DIGNITY Gun





“Isaac Newton” :
Ah! 'Tis a glorious day, sir. 
England at its finest. 
I think I shall hie me to yonder apple tree, 
there to contemplate the mysteries of God's universe. 

Mrs. Merridew :
Well, don't come back until you've had a very good idea, sir. 

“Isaac Newton” :
I shan't. Good day, Mrs Merridew. 

( Apple drops

“Isaac Newton” :
Ow! Of course! ( He yells ) 
Odsbodkins! What the devil?! 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
Oh! Sorry. We're just slightly 
Out of Control
My friend Donna... 
This is Donna, Donna Noble. 

Hi! 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
She just dropped some coffee 
into the console. 

But don't worry, 
he's got a time machine, 
which means he can blame 
me for all eternity. 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
I just need to triangulate
Could you tell me what year this is? 

“Isaac Newton” :
It's 1666

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
Oh! Stay away from London. 
Wait a minute... Apple Tree, Apple, 
Man holding An Apple in 1666?! 
Are you... Sir Isaac Newton? 

“Isaac Newton” :
"Sir" Isaac? 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
Oh! Not yet. Spoilers

Donna :
Have you got the controls set to "famous", or what? 
If I had controls, thank you... 
But it's got to be said, 
Mr Isaac Newton, 
that you above all others can appreciate... 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
Oh, no, don't

Donna :
You can appreciate... 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
Really, really don't. 

Donna :
Oh, come on! 
You can appreciate... 

Both
The gravity of the situation! 

Perfect-10 
(Third Time’s a Charm) :
( Explosion ) Oh! Sorry, got to go. Bye! 

( Metallic thrumming ) 

“Isaac Newton” :
What was that delightful word? Savity... 
Havity... Mavity


( Doctor Who theme ) 

In The Beginning 
was The Word





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