Satire

There are three orders against whom no weapon can be bared—

• the herald, 
• the bard, 
• the head of a clan.

There are three sons of captives who free themselves,—

• a bard, 
• a scholar, 
• a mechanic.

There are three orders who are exempt from bearing arms,—

• the bard
• the judge,
• the graduate in law or religion.

“Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were feared. If you were just some magician, if you'd pissed off some witch, then what's she gonna do, she's gonna put a curse on you, and what's gonna happen? Your hens are gonna lay funny, your milk's gonna go sour, maybe one of your kids is gonna get a hare-lip or something like that — no big deal. 

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. And if he was a skilful bard, he puts a satire on you, it destroys you in the eyes of your community, it shows you up as ridiculous, lame, pathetic, worthless, in the eyes of your community, in the eyes of your family, in the eyes of your children, in the eyes of yourself, and if it's a particularly good bard, and he's written a particularly good satire, then three hundred years after you're dead, people are still gonna be laughing, at what a twat you were.”

― Alan Moore

The sex tape everyone is talking about! 

In this gorgeous VR scene we see Putin giving it to Melania while Trump is cuckold in the corner watching. 

Your Putin in this scene so you get the perspective of the mighty dictator giving it to his best buddies wife. 

No other VR site lets you choose your own adventure the way these scenes do! 

Angel Wicky plays Melania and she gets down and dirty in this VR3000 excluisve