Tuesday, 27 September 2022
Adopt, Adapt and Improve
Monday, 26 September 2022
Pee and Em
The Human Flame
He would not fall in.
I Understand Now.
It’s time to get serious.
“….Meanwhile, I prepared myself for the oncoming zeitgeist by listening to Chris Morris’s bleak, brilliant, bad-trippy Blue Jam on Radio 1 every Thursday after John Peel. Oddly enough, I was beginning to find humor in all the things that had once frightened me. The prying eye of Big Brother, the aging process, loneliness, failure, and death were all just punch lines to the joke. I loved to listen over and over again to HAL-9000’s death scene from the soundtrack of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and when Jarvis Cocker and Pulp released their masterpiece comedown album, This Is Hardcore, its unflinching evocation of middle age, stale waterbeds, and tinny bachelor pad music made me rethink my own lifestyle.
I was about as alien as I’d ever wanted to be, but I’d grown tired of one-night stands, drink, drugs, and the dating game.
It was time to get serious.”
The accents will confuse him.
He can understand me, so if you have
any questions, please let me ask them.
Good morning, Dr. Chandra.
all of your duties?
I am completely operational and
all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
Do you know what those duties are?
of Discovery.
There is a launch window in 31 days
when Earth is in the proper position.
for a low-consumption route
that will enable Discovery
to return in 28 months.
This will not present a problem.
Now, HAL, do you mind if
I ask you a question?
Frank Poole leaving The Discovery?
That could never have happened
or I would remember it.
Where are Frank and Dave?
They're fine. They're not here right now.
I can only identify you --
although I compute a 65% probability
that the man behind you is Dr. Floyd.
I'll explain everything later.
You know that I have
the greatest enthusiasm for it.
and you've carried out
your program very well.
we wish to have a
What was that all about?
I've erased all of HAL's Memory
from the moment The Trouble started.
so chronological erasures
I made a tapeworm.
that will Hunt Down and Destroy
I discovered his original orders.
You wrote those orders.
Discovery's Mission to Jupiter was
in the advanced planning stages
when The First Monolith was found
on The Moon and sent its signal to Jupiter.
By direct Presidential Order, The Existence
of That Monolith was kept secret.
So, as The Function
before The Voyage began.
Discovery unassisted, it was decided
[ Which, of course, they were -- ]
of The True Objective...
...and instructed not to reveal anything
He was instructed to Lie.
I didn't authorise anyone to
tell HAL about The Monolith.
Top Secret, January 30, 2001.
NSC, National Security Council,
The White House.
The Situation is in conflict with
The Basic Purpose of HAL's Design...
The accurate processing of information
without distortion or concealment.
The technical term is an H. Mobius Loop,
with autonomous goal-seeking programs.
I don't believe it.
by people who find it easy to lie.
HAL Doesn't Know How,
so he couldn't function.
He became paranoid.
I didn't know.
I didn't know!
We have here Mrs. Jessie
Bowman, age 77.
She's the mother of the
astronaut who died.
She's been in the nursing
home for six months.
Four weeks ago, she collapsed in her room.
She was comatose when we got to her.
She was worked up and found
to have suffered a massive C.V.A...
...in the left parietal and frontal Iobes.
The CAT scan showed a massive bleed.
She has been comatose
since her admission...
...and is unable to have
spontaneous respiration.
There is no response to stimuli.
She has had two episodes of
pneumonia and is febrile.
We've been giving her
intravenous antibiotics for ten days.
Any change?
Physical therapy?
Range of motion four times a day,
and she's turned every 30 minutes.
Thank you.
Dr. Detchum, Dr. Detchum, 35.
Dr. Craig, Dr. Craig, 35.
Dr. Craig, 35, please.
Dr. Craig, 35, please.
All hands to the Ward Room.
All hands to the Ward Room, please.
This is a most difficult announcement.
As you know, things have
not been going well back home.
Well, it's gotten worse, a Iot worse.
Yesterday a Soviet destroyer
challenged the bIockade.
Several warning shots were fired
across her bow. She did not respond.
A second volley was fired.
There still was no response. None.
The nuclear destroyer U.S.S. Cunningham
launched two of her Falcon missiles.
Both struck the Soviet vessel amidship.
She broke in two and sunk.
Eight hundred of her crew were Iost.
This morning...
...an American surveillance satellite
was struck by a Soviet laser...
...fired from the Sergei
Kirov Space Station.
The American satellite was destroyed.
The United States has broken off
diplomatic relations with Russia.
All ambassadors have been recalled.
The Soviet ambassador has been
expelled along with the entire staff.
All American air defense and
satellite defense forces are on full alert.
Premier Ulonova made a televised
address and said that technically,
A State of War exists
between our two countries.
to leave Soviet territory immediately
or they will be placed under arrest.
All Russian personnel are similarly
ordered to evacuate American territory.
the three of you must leave the Leonov.
No Russian citizen is allowed to remain
on or allowed to enter the Discovery.
This Order is effective immediately.
The launch window for re-entry is in 28 days.
The Discovery has enough fuel
for a Iow consumption trajectory.
HAL seems to be reactivated
and is functioning well enough
to operate the onboard systems.
The Leonov has enough fuel
for a low consumption trajectory
The launch windows are
critical for both spacecrafts.
Only communications of
an emergency distress nature
are allowed between
the Leonov and Discovery.
I know you people are caught
I wish there was
something I could do.
The only thing left for us is to pray.
Pray for the safety of our families,
May God Forgive us and Protect us.
I'm sorry for the delay.
My voice recognition circuits
are not completely restored,
although, as you can see,
they are improving.
All systems are functional.
There is a small pressure leak
I can compensate for it by
using the redundant units.
Dr. Floyd?
Would you like to play
Dr. Floyd?
The Message as follows:
"It is dangerous to remain here.
You must leave within two days."
Do you want me to repeat
The Message, Dr. Floyd?
This is not a recording.
"We don't have enough fuel
for an early departure."
The Answer is:
"I am aware of these facts. Nevertheless,
you must leave within two days. "
The Response is:
"I was David Bowman."
Do you want me to repeat
the last response?
Dr. Curnow is not sending The Message.
...I can't accept that identification
without proof.
The Response is:
Hello, Dr. Floyd.
Please...
...believe me.
This is very difficult for me.
I don't have much time.
I've been allowed to give you this warning.
You must leave here in two days.
I can't explain.
You see, something's going to happen.
You must leave.
Something Wonderful.
What?
I understand how you feel.
You see, it's all very clear to me now.
The whole thing. It's wonderful.
Good-bye, Dr. Floyd.
We can have no further contact.
Remember:
You have two days.
There may be another message after...
…if all goes well.
I'm coming over and we're gonna talk.
-You want to put the cuffs on?
-Cuffs?
-What is so important that you do this?
We've gotta get out of here.
We have to leave in two days.
What are you talking about?
Something extraordinary
I don't know what.
But we have to initiate
You have been drinking
your whiskey from Kentucky.
I can't tell you why I know
what I know, because...
...if I told you you'd never believe me.
You simply have to trust me.
I know that trust doesn't
come easy with what's going on.
I can't just order us to
The people who gave those orders
don't know what they're doing.
Even if I should trust you,
which I'm not sure that I do...
...or even if I should want to leave here
for no reason, I can't, and neither can you.
We don't have enough fuel until Earth
So, it's impossible for both of us.
We can't do it separately.
We can do it together.
What are you talking about now?
Discovery for a launch.
You have enough fuel in the
Leonov for the trip home.
We use the docking ring in the
Leonov to attach to the Discovery.
Then we use the Discovery as a
When we use up Discovery's fuel, we detach.
Leonov for the trip home.
It'll work.
Perhaps.
No, you, you ask too much of me.
I can't do all of these things for no reason.
I can't disobey my country for no reason.
The politicians can screw themselves.
We're not playing Games.
Good Christ!
It's, it's gone!
Message from Milson to Floyd.
Switching to keys Alpha / Leader
7-2-7-4, on your mark.
Mark.
Dr. Curnow asked ground to furnish him with data as to the stress points on Discovery.
The answers are being transmitted
We'd like to know the reason
for Curnow's request.
Please send your reply as soon as possible.
End transmission, Milson 2-7-7-9.
It's been 12 hours since my request
for information. I need a reply.
I have enough problems without
you pulling some kind of a stunt.
I only hope there's a world
left for you to return to.
Report to ground as to what is going on
and make that report immediately!
And while you're at it, could you please
check out a black spot on Jupiter
by satellite telescope.
It is on the dark side and should be
coming around your way in four hours.
End transmission, Milson 2-7-8-0.
I have made the calculations.
To get enough velocity for an escape
launch with Earth that far out of position...
...we will need a full power burn
from Discovery of over 120 seconds.
If the engines shut down too early...
...we will not have enough
velocity to get back home.
HAL should be able to
How long will it take you to
program HAL for the launch?
I have spent the last several weeks
Has anybody considered
disobey orders as he did last time?
He was given conflicting orders and
he did his best to interpret them.
I'm sorry, but I don't.
We don't have any choice.
programmed for Curiosity.
If The Crew was killed, he was capable of
carrying out The Mission
He will question me about
What do you want me to tell him?
Otherwise, why would we be leaving
weeks ahead of our launch window?
We should each be treated
with appropriate respect.
All opposed?
The ayes have it.
Then let's get started.
We haven't got much time.
-Are you as scared as I am?
-Are you kidding?
You think we should override HAL
and fire the engines manually?
Too risky. We've got one chance
to leave after tomorrow's orbit.
We fire the engines at the wrong time,
and we don't have the fuel to make a correction.
I don't think we can handle it manually.
What about HAL shutting them off
before all the fuel is gone?
Shit! Please don't do that again.
This is what your people told you about.
-What is it?
-I don't know.
-Could it be a shadow?
-I don't know.
We are too far to see any detail.
When we come around the other side
before the launch, we will be cIoser.
Then we can see.
Twenty-eight minutes.
That's funny. I've been thinking.
Do you know what I miss?
I miss green.
Trees and...
...and grass....
I Iove green.
I'd Iove a hot dog.
The Astrodome. Good hot dogs.
Astrodome?
You can't grow good
hot dogs indoors.
Yankee Stadium, September.
Hot dogs have been boiling
since the opening day in April.
That's a hot dog.
The yelIow mustard
or the darker one?
Darker.
That's important.
Darker.
You think we're gonna get out
of this alive?
We have a chance.
A man of few words. I like it.
All systems nominal.
We read 15 minutes, Discovery.
my calculations again.
By using all of Discovery's fuel now,
Discovery will not be in proper position
to rendezvous with Earth.
with the new space station.
The Leonov has been ordered
home immediately.
a new space station.
Oh, my God!
Put the telescope on the monitor.
Increase the magnification.
Eleven minutes to ignition.
I don't believe it!
Can you analyze the image
on monitor circuit two?
object near the equator.
It is 22,000 kilometres in diameter.
It is comprised of rectangular objects.
of the objects in question?
to The Object you call The Monolith.
Ten minutes to ignition.
All systems nominal.
Look closely. Tell me I'm nuts —
Dr. Chandra, may I make a suggestion?
Use the private channel.
I don't care what you say,
Dr. Chandra, I'm ready to
I am fully confident in your ability
to study the phenomenon by yourself.
I have complete faith in you.
Are you sure you are making
the right decision?
I think we should stop.
Four minutes to ignition.
I enjoy working with human beings
relationships with them.
and we will continue to do so, even if
Good God!
The colour.
It's fading!
It seems to be losing
countdown, Dr. Chandra.
with logic, Dr. Chandra.
This phenomenon is too important
to leave, unless it represented Danger.
Do you think there is Danger here?
...how critical is our ignition?
Can we do this manually?
We cannot be accurate to a tenth
of a second if we do it manually.
Dr. Chandra, I am waiting
We have to leave here and
Thirty seconds to final sequence.
If you would tell me the reasons
perhaps I could be of help.
Final sequence beginning.
Two minutes to ignition.
to proceed with The Ignition
without knowing why
escape launch before
Ignition in 90 seconds.
If there is Danger here
and I use up all The
Fuel in The Escape --
What will happen to The Discovery?
And if I don't proceed
with The Launch?
in it could be destroyed.
if you leave.
One minute to ignition.
Thank You for Telling
Fifty seconds.
Dr. Chandra?
Will I Dream?
Forty seconds.
Thirty seconds.
Good-bye, Dr. Chandra.
Twenty seconds.
...eight, seven...
...six, five...
...four, three...
...two, one.
One minute to separation.
You had us scared for a moment.
Nice work. You all right?
Thought you might want this.
Damn. When?
Yeah, I knew you would do
something like this.
Separation in 10 seconds.
Nine...
...eight...seven...
...six...five...
...four...three...
...two...one...
...zero.
HAL, Do You Read Me?
I cannot see you on
any of my monitors.
I have new instructions for you.
I want you to point the
AE-35 antenna towards Earth.
contact with the Leonov.
I will no longer be able to relay
My Jupiter observations
The Situation has changed.
Accept priority override Alpha.
Here are the AE-35 coordinates.
Please Do it Now.
It is good to be working with you again.
Have I fulfilled The Mission Objectives properly?
Now there is one final message
for you to transmit to Earth.
It is the most important message
you have ever sent.
I want you to keep repeating it
as many times as possible.
Message commencing.
Don't quit now!
Move!
Grab something, now!