Saturday, 21 December 2019

Labyrinth : The Underworld Maze in The Desert






Holden: 
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... 

Leon: 
What one? 

Holden: 
What? 

Leon: 
What desert? 

Holden: 
It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. 

Leon: 
But, how come I'd be there? 

Holden: 
Maybe you're fed up. 
Maybe you want to be by yourself. 
Who knows? 

You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. 
It's crawling toward you... 

Leon: 
Tortoise? 
What's that? 

Holden: 
[irritated by Leon's interruptions] 
You know what a turtle is? 

Leon: 
Of course! 

Holden: 
Same thing. 

Leon: 
I've never seen a turtle... 
But I understand what you mean. 

Holden: 
You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. 

Leon: 
Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? 
Or do they write 'em down for you? 

Holden:
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. 
Not without your help. 
But you're not helping. 

Leon:
[angry at the suggestion] 
What do you mean, I'm not helping? 

Holden: 
I mean: you're not helping! 
Why is that, Leon? 

[Leon has become visibly shaken] 

Holden
They're just questions, Leon. 
In answer to your query, they're written down for me. 
It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... 

Shall we continue?







In the myth, King Minos' daughter is Ariadne, and she plays an important role in the rest of the story.


We don't know who's the Mistress of the Labyrinth was, but it could have been Ariadne inasmuch as she was entitled to be the priestess of the Temple, because she was the first daughter of King Minos.


From the moment Theseus arrives in Crete to be sacrificed Princess Ariadne is drawn to him.


Ariadne notices Theseus' bearing, his courage, his unblinking gaze and is immediately smitten with him.


She's sort of overcome by the power of her love for Theseus and she immediately decides that she's going to help him, because she doesn't' want him to die in The Labyrinth as all the other figures do.


But Ariadne must act fast.


She seeks out Daedalus, the designer of the labyrinth and begs him to explain how to escape it.




What he gives her is a clue.


In old English translations of this myth, the word "clue" means a ball of twine.


This is what Daedalus gives to Ariadne.


And it's how the modern word "clue" originated.


And Daedalus said, 

"Why don't you just use a ball of twine? 


Tie one end to the door and then unravel it as you go into the labyrinth.


Once you're in the centre, you can find you way back out by following the twine.


We have continued to use balls of twine in underwater exploration.


The divers will tie the end of the twine to an opening in a wreck or a cave, go inside, explore and then follow the twine back out again.


Reason, which is what the Greeks honoured more than anything else, is the thing that solves the problem.


A very simple answer to what seems to be an impossible situation.


Ariadne secretly visits Theseus in his holding cell and offers him her clue on one condition - he must marry her if he survives.


When Theseus meets Ariadne he's sort of in a bind.



He's going into the middle of the labyrinth, about to be eaten alive by a Minotaur, and when Ariadne volunteers to help him he really doesn't have much of a choice.


It's either do what she asks or take his chances, and he's not going to take chances.


The next morning, 14 victims are locked inside the labyrinth.


Lambs right for the slaughter.

With his ball of twine in hand, Theseus leads the way into the maze.


Theseus ties off the ball of twine at the door and starts to walk step by step through this dark, dank tunnel.


Theseus has been offered as a human sacrifice.


It's a concept that is hard to fathom today, but evidence suggests that the real ancient Cretans not only sacrificed humans, they also may have eaten them.


Theseus, the Prince of Athens, is leading his fellow victims deeper into the labyrinth, determined to confront the Minotaur head-on.


He has a ball of twine, a clue, so that he can find his way back out.


As the beastly growls of the Minotaur grow louder, Theseus is resolute, but those trapped with him are beginning to unravel.


As the victims walk through the labyrinth one can imagine how terrified they must have been.


Just think about going into that dark space, and then as you wandered, not being able to see anything —

They knew that somewhere else in this maze, there was this horrible man-eating creature that would devour them.



You never know at what point you're going to encounter the monster.


Deep inside the maze, the Minotaur stirs.


He hears the screams of frightened victims headed his way.


And he's ready for his next feast of flesh.


This is the enemy Theseus must defeat in order to free Athens from the tyranny of Crete.


So goes the myth, but what is the link to reality?


The tension between Athens and Crete during the Bronze Age is well documented.


But were the Cretans really as savage as the myth suggests? 


At Knossos palace, excavations have turned up possible evidence that suggests some truth behind the story.



Inscriptions found at the site have been interpreted by some as offerings made to the gods.

Human offerings.


There are records of a female servant being offered, and also ten males being offered.


Real people killed in ritual sacrifice, just like the victims of the Minotaur in the myth.


The suggestion is that there actually was human sacrifice being practiced on Crete.


But the evidence extends beyond inscriptions.


There are also bones that bear the markers or cold-blooded murder.


In 1979, over 300 of them were unearthed in Knossos.


Unbelievably all of them belonged to children.


About 25% of them bore cut marks made by a fine blade.


The type that would have been used to remove flesh from bone.


The bones had the marks of knives, they had cut marks on the sides of the bones, so it's hard to get around the fact that there was butchery going on here, perhaps even cannibalism.


I don't know how else one could interpret this kind of evidence.


Sheep bones were also uncovered in the same place as the human bones.


All were slashed in a similar manner.


These grate marks look a lot like the kind of marks that result from butchery of animals that are being prepared to eat.



This suggests that the ancient Cretans were not only sacrificing humans, but eating them.


Is the Minotaur's thirst for human flesh an encoded message about cannibalism? 


It's the most repulsive and abhorrent crime we can ever even imagine.


It's a perfect way to demonize someone, so we can imagine that the ancient Greeks would have told the story about their great enemy, Crete, that not only were they horrible people, they were monsters and even still they were cannibals.


The myth continues.


The labyrinth's corridors are cloaked in darkness.


It is impossible for Theseus to find his way by sight.


But the grunts and growls of the Minotaur are getting louder.


They are his compass.


His ball of twine, his clue, is small now, a quarter the size it was when Theseus entered the maze.


The beast is near.


He smells the stench of blood on the walls, he sees the bones of the poor beast's prior victims.


He rounds a corner and sees a sleeping hulk.


Even the breath of the Minotaur fills him with fear.


But this is the difference between heroes and us ordinary folks, the hero feels the fear, masters it and pursues the great deed.


Theseus ambushes, catching the beast half asleep.


Theseus approaches, the Minotaur is startled, jumps up and attacks.


Axe meets sword as man battles beast.


The future of Athens and Crete hangs in the balance.


In the pre-dawn hours, the sounds of struggle pierce the night.


Inside the labyrinth, Theseus has the Minotaur cornered.


He then pounces on it, attacks Before the beast even knows what hit him, Theseus has the upper hand.


The Minotaur struggles and gasps.


The hero goes in for the kill.


The Minotaur, this tortured, trapped, terrible soul is dead.


Theseus, son of Poseidon and Prince of Athens, has destroyed the curse of King Minos.


You can imagine that his heart is pounding, his adrenaline is pumping, he's covered with the muck and blood of this dead beast and all of the other human beings that this beast has ingested over the years.


That the forces of reason as embodied by Theseus overcame the forces of irrationality as embodied by the Minotaur.


But there's no time to celebrate his victory.


Daybreak is approaching.

Theseus needs to move fast if he's going to escape the wrath of King Minos.


Once he's killed the Minotaur it's not quite over because Minos is not gonna be happy about this, of course.


So he has to retrace his steps, get out of the labyrinth, and then get back on to the ship.


He follows his thread back out and leads the still living youths of Athens out of the labyrinth.


I can imagine the joy that must have come over the kids when they saw that their fate was not what they expected, that their fate was actually changed by the deed of the hero.


Ariadne, the Princess of Crete, has spent a restless night listening for any sign of Theseus' survival.


He's promised to marry her if he escapes the Minotaur alive and she intends to hold him to it.


Just before dawn she joins him and their ship sets sail for Athens.


It's a defining moment in Greek mythology.


When Theseus slays the Minotaur the action is really a symbolic act in which we have a hero of Athens who's finally overthrowing the yoke of Crete.


It's a symbol of Greece beating Crete.


It's a symbol of human bravery and ingenuity.


So all these stories they inspired the young citizens to be faithful to their country to be able to sacrifice themselves for their city's glory and ultimately to become true citizens of a democratic city.


Theseus leaves Crete a hero, but his voyage home will end in tragedy.


When he left to fight the Minotaur Theseus promised his earthly father, King Aegeus, that he would hoist a white sail if he returned home alive to signal his victory.


Every morning for months, Aegeus would visit the same seaside cliff looking for any sign of the ship.


But when it finally appears on the horizon, its sail is black.


The King is inconsolable thinking his son has been devoured by the Minotaur.


In his grief, Aegeus leaps to his death in the sea below.


To this day, that sea is called the Aegean, after Theseus' father.


When Theseus fails to raise the white sail, the original ancient tale doesn't tell us any motivations as to why he forgets, but in the end, the original myth, seems to suggest a kind of carefreeness of youth.


That's the easiest explanation.

He was so excited by his victory, he was on his way home, and he simply just forgot to do it.


Aegeus' sudden death is a shocking development.


Theseus comes ashore not only as the liberator of Athens, but as its new King.


The King who, according to the myth, would transform the city from a backwater outpost into a regional super-power.


In this myth, Athens' rise to power is definitely credited to Theseus.


In fact, the myth seems to have been written, in part, to prove this.


In adopting Theseus as their founding hero, the Athenians were really making a statement.


They were saying that this long-time domination of Crete was now over and that there was a new top dog in town, and it was Athens.


Athens would go on to become the Greek world's dominant city state.


While Crete would collapse and be conquered.


But long after both kingdoms have faded into history, the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur endures.


And like every good myth it reveals insights into human nature that are as relevant today as they were 3,000 years ago.


There's a lot of things that one can read into the Minotaur's story, you can imagine the labyrinth as being the human mind, a dark place that we constantly explore in a conscious state, the animal nature, the nature that compels us to kill.



These myths reveal to us in a uniquely powerful way parts of ourselves that we otherwise keep hidden.


Hidden urges and desires, hidden means by which we deal with the world.


The most fundamental struggles of human experience.









The Vermillion Blade






RAW : And so Ibsen’s Nora and Joyce’s Nora are sort of two symbols of the rise of the female energy in the modern era, and Joyce deliberately made Bloom and Ulysses the antithesis to every way of the macho values, and in Bloom’s nightmare trial he’s declared a hermaphrodite by expert medical testimony, the new model of the womanly man of the future, and so on, and the whole androgeny of the modern age is a major theme in Joyce, and the whole women’s liberation theme is very powerfully there, and that’s part of the prophetic side of Joyce, in talking about...

I: Yeah, Campbell’s last piece, his last creative work, is going to come out in a book called “Goddess”, so there it is. 

RAW: And it’s amazing how this theme - Joyce gets stronger and stronger in the exiles - and the female character having the long speech and the male character only interrupts a couple of times, and says less and less, and she - it almost turns into a monologue.  And Ulysses does angle the female monologue, and so does FW.  And, uh...

I: Getting the last word.  Well also, he definitely shows women in a respectful situation, I feel all of his interpretations.  At the same time, as he shows the flaws.

RAW: Well that’s it.  Joyce is so complicated.  There have been books written claiming that Joyce hated women, and the reason such books can be written is that Joyce’s characters are so complicated.  Every one of his female characters is marvelous and terribly flawed and full of imperfections, but that’s true of his male characters, too.  And so even though Joyce, to me, appears one of the great male feminists, his female characters are certainly not idealized any more than his male characters.  Joyce was the world’s staunchest enemy of idealism.

I: But they’re strong - the women are.

RAW: Yes, and they are tremendously flexible.  In the symbolism of FW, 

The Woman is The River 
and 
The Man is The Mountain



and 

The Mountain seems Strong, 
but it’s kind of FROZEN, 
and 
The River is Alive and DANCING





























This is very much like the Yang and the Yin principles in the I Ching.  FW is isomorphic to the I Ching; I have an essay about that in the latest issue of “Semiotext(e)”.  It’s kind of hard to pursue verbally these mathematical symbols to show the full isomorphism.

Friday, 20 December 2019

Hold The Gold








INT. MAZ' CASTLE - BASEMENT CORRIDOR - DAY

 Rey steps down into the basement corridor. BB-8 follows her. Walking carefully and confused, she is not sure why she's down here. She can hear the echoing sounds of a young girl crying. She heads down the hall... to the very end, where there is a door. It is almost as if a SOULFUL VIBRATION draws her closer. She looks at the door lock -- AND THE

 DOOR OPENS.
 Hesitant, Rey enters.

 INT. MAZ'S CASTLE - CRYPT ROOM - DAY

 Rey moves into the dark, small, vaulted storage room. Old treasures line the floors and walls, but there is something specific Rey is drawn to: on a table, an old wooden BOX.

She moves to it, unsure, afraid, as if an energy from inside the box has been calling her here. BB-8 nervously follows. Rey reaches out, very slowly, to touch the box. A moment heavy with tension. Rey OPENS THE BOX and sees inside Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber. With hesitation, she reaches towards it, but she cannot resist. As her hand makes contact with it, there is the piercing sound of a lightsaber igniting. She moves her hand away, as REY HEARS A MECHANICAL BREATHING sound. 

The CAMERA MOVES, LIGHTING CHANGES -- and we see behind her something impossible: a HALLWAY OF FROM DEEP INSIDE CLOUD CITY. Disembodied voices fill the air.

 YOUNG GIRL

 NO!
 She stands -- looks around, confused by all she sees and hears. -- Turns and sees, through a DOORWAY.
We follow Rey and she runs down the corridor, but it all TILTS -- TURNS -- and she lands on the WALL -- which is now the GROUND -- dried GRASS.  She turns to look -- we PIVOT -- and see a BURNING TEMPLE AT NIGHT. 

We PAN to: R2-D2 -- who watches the flames -- and a MAN appears (LUKE, whose face we do not see). He falls to his knees, reaches out to the droid -- with a MECHANICAL RIGHT HAND.

We PUSH IN ON REY as RAIN BEGINS -- and DAY TURNS TO NIGHT -- and she LOOKS UP -- we TILT UP -- To see we're LOOKING UP AT A WARRIOR as he is STABBED BY A FIERY LIGHTSABER! 

He screams and falls to the ground -- we FOLLOW HIM, revealing Rey again, now in a nighttime battlefield. She gets to her feet, frightened by what she sees. We PIVOT AROUND HER to REVEAL KYLO REN, and the six other KNIGHTS OF REN, who flank him! 

Come back around to Rey, soaking now, as the RAIN STOPS and SUNLIGHT illuminates her -- she turns to look -- we PIVOT -- and see... A little girl. Rey as a child. She is sobbing, hysterical. Unkar Plutt's meaty hand holds her thin arm. She is on Jakku, watching a starship fly into the sky, abandoning her.

 YOUNG GIRL
 No, come back!


 UNKAR PLUTT
 Quiet, girl!

 The ship flies towards the desert sun, which is strangely eclipsed, as if being eaten by darkness. Rey looks around her to see she is..
 In a NIGHTTIME, BARREN, SNOWY WOODS. She's losing her mind, confounded and lost and she gets to her feet, her breath seen in the frigid air -- and then: THE SOUND OF CLASHING LIGHTSABERS! She moves through the woods, toward the sound.
Rey runs, heart pounding, when KYLO REN EMERGES FROM BEHIND A TREE! She stops, SCREAMS, FALLS BACK and LANDS IN:

 INT. MAZ' CASTLE - BASEMENT CORRIDOR - DAY

 She falls back, out of the room, suddenly sitting in the
 hall, out of breath, alarmed and perplexed.
 She HEARS something and turns to look.
 Maz stands at the end of the corridor, realizing what has just happened.

REY
What was that? I shouldn't have gone in there.

 MAZ
That lightsaber was Luke's. And his father's before him and now, it calls to you!


 Rey stands, fast. Still overwhelmed, emotional, speechless.

 REY
 I have to get back to Jakku.

 MAZ
 Han told me.
 (reaches out, hold REY'S HAND)
 Dear child. I see your eyes. 
You already know the truth. 
Whomever you're waiting for on Jakku, they're
 never coming back. 
But... there's someone who still could.

 REY
 Luke.

MAZ
The belonging you seek is not behind you. It is ahead. 

I am no Jedi, but I know the Force. 

It moves through and surrounds every living thing. 
Close your eyes. Feel it. 

The light. It's always been there.
It will guide you. The saber. Take it. 

Rey suddenly stands.

REY
I'm never touching that again. 
I don't want any part of this.
And Rey runs off, passing Maz.
Rey's mind is spinning -- she can't take it -- she turns and heads off, fast. BB-8 follows her. TIGHT ON MAZ, watching her go. Maz SIGHS, feeling for the young girl.

 EXT. MAZ'S CASTLE - DAY

 Rey exits the castle, needs to run, but doesn't know where.
 Heads toward the woods.

 EXT. FOREST - DAY

 Rey moves through the foliage, heart racing. Over this, we HEAR a RUMBLING -- intense, an OMEN of something horrible to come.

HELD







JANEWAY
What's The Emergency? 

EMH
I thought you should see for yourself. 
Somebody left a bundle on our doorstep. 
I turned around and there she was, lying on a bio-bed. 


JANEWAY
Seven must have beamed her here. 

EMH
Good thing, too. 
A few more minutes and I wouldn't have been able to do anything for her. 
It's hard to believe she could grow up to be a drone. 

(The baby starts to cry and the EMH picks her up.)

EMH
Hold her for a moment while I take some readings. 

(He hands he The Infant — She stops crying.)

Oh, I guess she just wanted to be held. 

Oh. The pathogen


I finished synthesizing it. 

JANEWAY
Start working with Tuvok on 
a way to deploy The Virus. 

EMH
Captain, you don't seriously plan to use it?

JANEWAY
If I have to. 
(To the Baby Borg)
Let's just hope your brothers and sisters don't force my hand. 


The Prophecies of Women are Limited and Dull





No, they have to make the choice of their own free will. 

Otherwise, the system doesn't work. It's like The Harbinger. 

It's this creepy old fuck, practically wears a sign, 
"You will die." 

Why do we put him there? 
The System. 

They have to choose to ignore him, and they have to choose what happens in The Cellar. 

Yeah, we rig the game as much as we need to, 
but in the end, 
They don't transgress... 

They can't be punished.

GENDER : There are Two Borg in Each Slot

There are slots along the wall, kind of like compartments. 

There are two Borg in each.



VII. THE PRINCIPLE OF GENDER.

"Gender is in everything; 
everything has its Masculine and Feminine Principles; 
Gender manifests on all planes."

-The Kybalion. 

This Principle embodies the truth that there is GENDER manifested in everything-the Masculine and Feminine Principles ever at work. This is true not only of the Physical Plane, but of the Mental and even the Spiritual Planes. On the Physical Plane, the Principle manifests as SEX, on the higher planes it takes higher forms, but the Principle is ever the same. No creation, physical, mental or spiritual, is possible without this Principle. An understanding of its laws will throw light on many a subject that has perplexed the minds of men. The Principle of Gender works ever in the direction of generation, regeneration, and creation. Everything, and every person, contains the two Elements or Principles, or this great Principle, within it, him or her. 

Every Male thing has the Female Element also; every Female contains also the Male Principle. 

If you would understand the philosophy of Mental and Spiritual Creation, Generation, and Re-generation, you must understand and study this Hermetic Principle. It contains the solution of many mysteries of Life. 

We caution you that this Principle has no reference to the many base, pernicious and degrading lustful theories, teachings and practices, which are taught under fanciful titles, and which are a prostitution of the great natural principle of Gender. 

Such base revivals of the ancient infamous forms of Phallicism tend to ruin mind, body and soul, and the Hermetic Philosophy has ever sounded the warning note against these degraded teachings which tend toward lust, licentiousness, and perversion of Nature's principles. if you seek such teachings, you must go elsewhere for them - Hermeticism contains nothing for you along these lines. To the pure, all things are pure; to the base, all things are base.

HUX



What if I were able to promise you that Humiliation always turns into Rage? 

INT. STAR DESTROYER FINALIZER - BRIDGE

On board the bridge, CAPTAIN EDRISON PEAVEY of the Finalizer watches the Raddus in the distance, then turns to GENERAL ARMITAGE HUX.

PEAVEY: We've caught them in the middle of their evacuation.

ARMITAGE HUX: I have my orders from Supreme Leader Snoke himself. This is where we snuff-out the resistance once and for all. Tell Captain Canady to prime his dreadnought. Incinerate their base, destroy their transports and obliterate their fleet.

EXT. SPACE - DAY

The enormous Mandator IV-class Siege Dreadnought known as the Fulminatrix, owned by CAPTAIN MODEN CANADY, pops from hyperspace and into the foreground from the far reaches of space. Two massive cannons slung beneath the ship's belly begin to lower and take aim.

INT. STAR DESTROYER FINALIZER - BRIDGE PIT

In the destroyer's bridge pit, a beautiful yet stern monitor eyes a red X shape on her radar screen, her surroundings lit red for ideal visibility during battlefield conditions.

MONITOR: General, Resistance ship approaching. Launching shields in attack mode.

ARMITAGE HUX: (incredulous) A single light fighter?

EXT. SPACE - DAY

The X-wing ship faces off with the Fulminatrix. The tiny droid BB-8 occupies the tailseat with COMMANDER POE DAMERON up front.

INT. X-WING SHIP - COCKPIT

POE: Happy beeps here, buddy, come on.

INT. RADDUS - CONTROL ROOM

GENERAL LEIA ORGANA monitors him from the control room.

POE: (over intercom) We've pulled crazier stunts than this.

LEIA: Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one.

POE: (over intercom) Thank you for your support, General.

INT. X-WING SHIP - COCKPIT

POE: Happy beeps. Attention! (flicks a switch) This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hux.

INT. STAR DESTROYER FINALIZER - BRIDGE PIT

LANK PAZE: Patch him through.

ARMITAGE HUX: This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms... there will be no surrender.

POE: (over intercom) Hi, I'm holding for General Hugs.

HUX: This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed! We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.

POE: (over intercom) OK, I'll hold.

ARMITAGE HUX: Hello?

POE: (over intercom) Hello? Yup. I'm still here.

ARMITAGE HUX: (to Paze) Can you.... can he hear me?

The officer LANK PAZE nods from the bridge pit.

POE: (over intercom) Hugs?

ARMITAGE HUX: He can.

POE: (over intercom) With an 'H'. Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.

ARMITAGE HUX: I can hear you. Can you hear me?

POE: (over intercom) Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him.... tell him Leia has an urgent message for him.

PEAVEY: I believe he's tooling with you, sir.

POE: (over intercom) About his mother.

ARMITAGE HUX: Open fire!





What if I were able to promise you that Humiliation always turns into Rage? 

How long does that conversion take? 
How long is the evolution? 
How long does it take to get from the larva stage-- 


I fully understand what you're asking.


How long does it take? 

I guess it depends.

Like with Germany, it was 15 or 20 years.

Forget it.

But Wile E. Coyote, you know, he —
He has a fast turnaround.

I Want to Die.

I Know.

FRAUGHT


“Jimmy was unfazed when confronted with the middle-aged version of the suicidal teenager. Firstly he is not emotionally involved. The care, or even love, he feels for me is not going to capsize his objectivity, he is a father figure, not a father. A father can be, as we all fucking know (!), a more fraught and conflicted role. Being an appropriate mentor, somewhat delivered by serendipity – all my mentors have floated into my life, like celestial beings – Jimmy knew what to say. He had been in this position himself. It is normal, necessary, beneficial to, at the midpoint in the journey, question the direction of travel. The relationship was but one aspect of my life that needed to change, it was the most vivid and obvious but it was merely the emissary for all necessary change. I had been living in an illusion and the illusion was fading. I was awakening from the dream of my previous self and if the somnambulance was roughly disrupted I would not withstand the shock.

I will always remember the tone with which Jimmy spoke if not all of the content. He normalized my feelings, he contextualized them, he told me they would pass and that this was part of my metamorphosis. Crucially there was an authenticity to his words that meant I trusted him more than my own feelings. He always demonstrates these qualities. When I make the pilgrimage to his Camden office and patiently wait while he wraps up a meeting or a call, I sit on the leather sofa, self-conscious and reverential, focused on the picture of Duvall and Brando in The Godfather that is above the sofa opposite, above where he will sit.”

“If you work in entertainment you will be aware of the galling cliché of the actor who chums up to the crew with the unspoken, ‘Yeah, I guess I’m just more at home with the horny-handed sons of the soil than with other pampered thesps’ subtext; ‘I guess it’s because I’m a muthafuckin gangsta’. Well, I’m one of them. You should see me chatting football with me homies, eschewing the pleasures of the officers’ mess to get down and dirty in the trenches. Comedy will always be my religion because so few things are just one thing and so many things are everything at once. This state of proletariat solidarity is both a cringey pose and entirely sincere. It is both a managed effort and completely who I am. I both entirely reject my childhood in Grays, Essex, and the fraught awfulness of my interactions with my shift-worker stepdad, not even – actually just my mum’s live-in boyfriend – and entirely accept that I am, marrow deep, made there. I come from there, there where I never belonged.”


Excerpt From
Mentors
Russell Brand

Poor Snake



“Now, I saw a fantastic thing of a Burmese priestess, a snake priestess, who had to bring rain to her people by calling a king cobra from his den and kissing him three times on the nose. 
There was the cobra, The Giver of Life, The Giver of Rain, which is of Life, as the divine positive, not negative, figure.”




“One day Snake said, 
‘We too should eat these fruits. Why must we go hungry?’ 

Antelope said, 
‘But we don’t know anything about this fruit.’ 

Then Man and his wife took some of the fruit and ate it. 

Unumbotte came down from the sky and asked, 
‘Who ate the fruit?’ 

They answered, 
‘We did.’ 

Unumbotte asked, 
‘Who told you that you could eat that fruit?’ 

They replied, 
‘Snake did.’ 






It’s The Same Story.