Tuesday 10 July 2018
There Will Be Blood
1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.
2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
6 And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
12 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
13 And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.
19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.
21 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
23 And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.
24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
25 And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.
26 And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.
Sunday 8 July 2018
I Hate it When They Drown Me
11 The Earth also was corrupt before God, and The Earth was filled with violence.
12 And God looked upon The Earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon The Earth.
13 And God said unto Noah, The End of All Flesh is come before me; for The Earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with The Earth.
People in Recovery Are Great Listeners
Bad Skin MuffinTop
Who's on parole?
You guys have a low opinion on Judge Palmer?
When your Field Officer is filling out his incident report, I'm Gonna be very helpful, as helpful as possible.
So let me guess, who's going to fill in the DUI?
Ugh, you flinched!
Possession of Controlled Substance,
Domestic Violence, that's you -
You alright, honey?
What are the random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is Gonna come to light while you're drying up at the slammer?
Failure to Appear, Bench Warrants?
Come on!
And because I'm the only one that isn't driving with a suspended license,
I'll be driving your gals home girls, so...
Who lives closer?
Er, Bad Skin-MuffinTop
or
Red Bull-Semen Breath?
Hick :
Asshole!
Throw that first punch!
You like County food?
Hick :
Meet my closed fist, Counsel -
in my own, personal space.
Or maybe, I'm Just Gonna ask you to -
Blow My Dice.
That's a metaphor, I'd heard it,
it's good, you're funny.
Hick 2 :
Let's get the hell outta here.
Get some counselling.
AND GO TO MEETINGS
Eskimo Carol
I knew it when you said it.
I wish it didn't have to end, not this way.
We have so much here--
But what we have other people want, too,
I love you all here. I do.
And I'd have to kill for you.
Rick sent me away
But I can't anymore.
I can't love anyone
So I'm going, like I always should have.
Don't come after me, please.”
Kryten:
Rimmer:
Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25792
Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25792
Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25792
Carol :
I told Richard no more visits.
King Ezekiel I :
I am aware.
Your desire is Solitude.
That's what I've ordered
My men are here clearing The Wasted.
The Dead are quite inconsiderate when it comes to those who are wanting to be alone.
I thought our efforts would be quiet enough to fall beneath your notice.
You're the one who opened The Door.
Carol :
Tripped my wire.
Sir Jerry :
Thought I caught it in time.
Sorry.
You hid them well, lady.
Lady Knight :
Don't call her "lady."
Sir Jerry :
Lady Knight :
You can shut up now.
Sir Jerry :
Carol :
Goodbye, Your Majesty.
Jerry,
Hold up.
Cobbler.
King Ezekiel I :
Just in case you did open the door.
Carol :
Go.
[Door closes]
[Sighs]
[Knock on door]
♪ ♪
[Sniffles]
Carol :
Okay.
Oh.
♪ ♪
Daryl Dixon,
Orion, The Hunter :
Jesus took us to The Kingdom.
Morgan said you just left.
I was out here.
I saw you.
Why'd you go?
Carol :
I had to.