Tuesday, 6 April 2021

Missing in Action


WE LEAVE NO-ONE BEHIND

 

Al, The Bartender: 

Why did you create Project Quantum Leap, Sam?

 

Sam: 

To Travel in Time.

 

Al, The Bartender: 

Why did you want to travel through time?

 

Sam: 

Because... I w... 

I-I wanted to, um...

 

Al, The Bartender: 

To make The World a better place?

 

Sam: 

Of course

To make The World a better place.

 

Al, The Bartender: 

To put Right what once went Wrong?

 

Sam: 

Yes. But not one life at a time.

 

Al, the Bartender: 

Ugh! I got Mother Teresa here. 

 

Do you really think that all you've done

is change a few lives?

 

Sam: 

Basically, yes.

 

Al, the Bartender: 

At the risk of over-inflating your ego,

Sam, you've done more

 

The lives you've touched, touched others. 

And those lives, others! 

 

You've done a lot of good, Sam Beckett. 

 

And you can do a lot more.

 



Al, the Bartender: 

Sam, if you became a priest...

 

Sam: 

I've been a priest.

 

Al, the Bartender: 

So you have

 

If The Priesthood had been your chosen life, 

even though The Church might move you from parish to parish, 

Don't you have to accept responsibility

for The Life You Lead?

 

Sam: 

Even priests can quit.

 

Al, the Bartender: 

That's True. Hmm... 

 

But they can also take sabbaticals

especially before embarking on 

a difficult new assignment.

 

Sam: 

Are you telling me that the leaps are gonna get tougher?

 

 

Al, the Bartender: 

Where would you like to go, Sam?

 

[a tear rolls down Sam's cheek

 

Sam: 

Home - I'd like to Go Home. 

But I can't. Can I? 

 

I've got A Wrong to put Right for Al. 

 

You knew that, didn't you?

 

Al, the Bartender: 

[puts his arm around Sam's shoulder

God Bless, Sam.

 

[Sam leaps

 




Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime,

Dr. Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into The Desert...

to develop a top secret project known as Quantum Leap.

 

Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the project accelerator...

and vanished.

 

He awoke to find himself in The Past, 

suffering from partial amnesia 

and facing a mirror image that was not his own.

 

Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained... through brain wave transmissions with Al, the project observer,

who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.

 

Trapped in The Past,

Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from Life to Life,

putting things Right that once went Wrong...

and hoping each time

that his next leap --

will be The Leap Home.

 

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

 

Not the heels!

Not a woman again!

 

No...

 

Okay, Jake! They're on their way out!

 

I'm goin' over the roof.

You copy, partner?

 

Jake, you got 'em?

 

Jake. Jake!

 

- Narc.

- Narc.

 

Oh, boy.

 

Come on! We quit, man!

 

 

 

 

 

Come on!

Quit firin'!

 

- Got him covered, Skaggs?

- Yeah, I got him!

 

- We quit! We quit, man!

- What happened?

 

- Jake.

- Oh, man. The pig shot me.

 

- Jake?

- I'm bleedin', Boner. I'm bleedin'.

 

- Oh, man.

- Where you hit, Jake?

 

- I'm a man!

- Your partner okay, Skaggs?

 

I don't know.

He may have a concussion.

 

Better have the paramedics look at

him when they get here.

 

Hey, man! I'm bleedin'.

I got a right to be looked at first!

 

- Just take it easy, Jake.

 

 

You have the right to remain silent!

If you give up the right to remain silent,

anything you say can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

 

Jammed on ya, didn't it?

 

What?

 

You're not 007, Jake.

 

No, no. I'm-I'm not.

I'm... Jake.

 

They may not jam in the movies, but in real life they have a nasty habit...

 

Twenty-seven on scene.

 

Twenty-seven 10-43.

 

Safety's on.

 

 

What happened?

 

- Hey! Hey! Turn around and shut up.

- Well, uh...

 

Nah, he's seen too many Bond movies.

His automatic jammed.

 

Carry a revolver, kid.

You'll live longer.

 

I'm bleedin' to death over here, and you pigs are talkin' about guns and ammo.

 

Det. Scaggs :

You know, I froze up once.

It was on a Search-and-Destroy in The Delta.

 

You know, I was point man. 

Just-Just diddy-boppin' along like some F.N.G...

when I come face-to-face with this... 

naked baby...

in the middle of the trail.

 

You know,

and I knew it was an ambush.

 

But I just... I didn't move. 

I just-just froze there, starin' at that baby,

till, uh... till the platoon came up behind me 

and Charlie opened fire.

 

I mean, even then I didn't move.

I-I-I...

I just stared at that baby,

and that baby stared at me.

 

We finally... Somebody... I don't know.

Lieutenant Cody or Harper jumped up

and body-blocked me off the trail.

 

Well, I figure, if A Man's lucky,

he gets to freeze up once in his life...

and live to talk about it.

 

But not twice.

 

Sam/Jake :

...what happened to the baby?

 

(Det. Scaggs somehow forces a smile onto his face long enough to change The Subject)

Scaggs :

Man, don't leave that tissue in the car --

Lisa'll think I got a honey.

 

Oh, look at this!

Whoo.

 

It's The Heels, Sam.

Sam, you look cute

in those three-inch high heels.

 

Det. Scaggs :

Hey, listen.

Lisa wants to meet ya.

 

Sam/Jake :

Lisa?

 

Al :

It's his wife.

- Uh, yeah...

 

Your wife, yeah.

 

Hey, never forget the name

of your partner's wife, man.

 

It's not respectful.

 

Well, I-I just...

I have trouble sometimes, uh,

 

- rememberin' names.

- Oh, I got ya.

 

Yeah. Like my own.

Where's my locker?

 

Here it is.

 

- I'm penciled in.

- Well, you're the new boy here, Sam.

 

You just made detective. And that's

your partner, Sergeant Roger Skaggs.

 

He's a heck of an undercover detective.

As a matter of fact, his arrest record

is the best in San Diego.

 

What am I here to do?

 

I don't know, but, uh, 

it looks like my kinda work.

 

- You know, I'm kiddin'?

- It's a hazing, Sam, like in a fraternity.

 

I know what it is, Al.

 

Tina will love this.

 

I'm sure she would.

Now, I think this will fit Lori.

 

- Michelle!

- Whoo!

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

And I can't wait to see...

 

Elsa in this!

 

Unless, of course, uh,

you think it might look better on Lisa.

 

Hey! Get out of here!

That's not funny!

 

Shut up, all of you!

 

You're all right, partner.

 

Elsa?

 

What El...

I don't remember any Elsa.

 

Pants.

Thank you.

 

Well, personally, uh,

I think you'd look kinda foxy...

 

in this little purple number

with the white fuzz.

 

Just my opinion.

Why am I here?

 

Well, let's find out.

Your name is Jake Rawlins, and...

Oh, this is interesting, Sam.

See, 'Jake' is usually short for 'Jacob'.

But you're just plain 'Jake'.

 

Never mind.

You graduated from UCSD in '65

with a B.A. in Criminal Justice.

 

Then you enrolled in the San Diego

Police Academy a month later.

Well, you were second in your class there.

 

Since joining The Force,

you've received two commendations.

 

The first of which was, uh, you saved

the life of a wounded fellow officer.

You shielded him with...

 

Just twist that around your body

if you wanna get if off.

 

What?

 

 

Y-Your brassiere! 

Just twist the catch around to the front, 

so you can undo it.

 

Uh, you-you shielded him with your body

uh, in a shootout during an

attempted armed car robbery.

 

 

W-Well, I didn't. 

I mean, Jake did.

 

 

Yeah, well...

 

So, you're him now, sort of.

 

What, uh...

 

What did Jake do wrong

that I'm here to put right?

 

You mean besides

putting on your panty girdle backwards?

 

- Looks okay.

- Trust me, Sam. Trust me. It's backwards.

 

- I didn't put it on anyway!

- It's backwards!

 

- Al, don't...

- It's on backwards.

 

Okay.

 

- Just what am I doin' in San Diego in...

- '69.

 

April 1, 196...

 

Hey!

It's April Fool's Day!

 

Oh. That's all I need.

 

A leap that's one big

April Fool's Day joke.

 

You know, it would be just like Him

to leap me in here to... pull a...

 

What's wrong?

 

Sam, you're here

to stop a woman from...

 

making the mistake of her lifetime.

 

What woman?

 

Her name is Beth.

 

And her husband's an M.I.A...

 

A naval pilot whose A-4 went down

in the highlands over two years ago.

 

And she thinks he's dead.

 

- But he's not.

- No.

 

Uh, the V.C. have got him.

He's in a cage...

 

near Cham Hoi.

 

And he's gonna be repatriated

in '73.

 

But Beth won't be there waiting for him.

 

Because she fell in love

with somebody else?

 

Yeah. Someone she meets

on April Fool's Day, 1969.

 

That's today, Sam.

 

Someone she's going to meet today.

 

You need a hand?

 

What's wrong?

 

You're not this upset

about a flat tire, are you?

 

I'm sorry.

I'm usually not such a baby.

 

Yeah, I can believe that.

 

It's not the tire. It's, um...

 

It's a lot of things.

 

The tire's just

the proverbial straw.

 

Well, I don't know what I can do

about a lot of things, but, uh,

 

I can fix the straw.

 

That would be very nice.

Thank you.

 

- Dirk Simon.

- Oh, Beth Calavicci.

 

Oh, Italiano, huh?

 

My husband or hi-his father

was from Italy.

 

Oh, too bad.

 

- You don't like Italians?

- Oh, no.

 

No, I love Italians.

It's, uh,

 

too bad you have a husband.

 

If this is an April Fool's gag, Jake,

 

you're gonna regret it a long time...

A long, long time.

 

It's no gag.

Skaggs, there's this woman.

 

Beth.

 

- Yeah, that's her name.

- Who you've never met before...

 

but somehow know is in trouble.

 

Well, she's gonna be in trouble.

 

When she gets a flat

tire in the marina...

 

and some lawyer fixes it.

 

That's what hap...

what's going to happen.

 

You're loony tunes, Jake.

You know that.

 

I don't think so.

 

Hold it! Hold it!

Excuse me.

 

I'll do that. I'll do that.

Excuse me.

 

- Your husband?

- I've never seen him before in my life.

 

Excuse me, pal.

But who the hell are you?

 

Jake. Jake Rawlins.

 

Well, what do you

think you're doin', Jake?

 

- Changin' a tire.

- Oh, look, pal...

 

- Sir.

- I've got the tire.

 

Would you please step over

to the car and show me your I.D.?

 

Please?

 

Ma'am.

 

Just step over here, please.

 

You got a little, uh,

dirt smudge on your nose.

 

- What?

- You got a little dirt...

 

right here.

 

Yeah. That's... Mm-hmm.

 

So, uh, how long have you known

the, uh, suspect?

 

Suspect?

 

I don't know her at all.

She had a flat, and I offered to help.

 

Yeah, would you have offered

if she was 50 and fat?

 

What has he done?

Nothing...

 

- yet.

- Why are you questioning him?

 

I really can't discuss that

with you, Beth.

 

How do you know my name?

 

I, uh, sort of, uh,

 

got it...

 

- ♪ Through the grapevine ♪

- ♪ Through the grapevine ♪

 

Look.

What the hell is going on here?

 

What's she suspected of doing?

Uh, you...

 

You wouldn't happen to be

a lawyer, would you, Mr. Simon?

 

Yeah.

As a matter of fact, I am.

 

You're not gonna

explain this, are you?

 

Look, uh, I really can't...

 

divulge details

of a police investigation.

 

Whatever you've done, if you need

assistance, just give me a call.

 

Through the grapevine

Oh, excuse me.

 

Would you mind handing me my

bag, Jake?

 

Thanks.

 

What have I done?

 

Nothing.

 

Your partner just told

him I did something wrong,

 

while you let me think

you were investigating him!

 

Why?

 

This, uh...

This isn't easy to explain.

 

- Um...

- Try me.

 

If I told you,

you wouldn't believe me.

 

Lo-Look, I'm...

 

I'm sorry, okay?

Let's go.

 

This is an April Fool's joke, isn't it?

 

My legs are falling asleep.

 

Gurus lay on beds of nails.

 

I mean, they walk barefoot

over burning coals,

 

sit naked in caves of ice.

 

They ignore the physical

to attain the metaphysical.

 

I just want to attain

a little circulation in my legs.

 

Couldn't I just, you know,

stretch a little bit, Skaggs?

 

No, concentrate on your mantra.

I just made the pusher.

 

I'll see if I can make a buy.

 

Hey, man, how you doin'?

 

- Ommm.

- Far out!

 

- Ommm.

- Ommm.

 

Ommm.

 

Ommm.

 

Why am I still here?

 

You're here because

you didn't stop Beth...

 

and this sleazebag attorney

from getting together.

 

They were already together when

I got there, but I got 'em apart.

 

Well, that's not enough!

 

Ac-According to Ziggy, Beth gets the

navy to declare her husband dead,

 

and, then, she marries

this legal nozzle in June.

 

Well, are you sure that this relationship

with Dirk wasn't meant to be?

 

Absolutely!

 

What was meant to be

was for Beth's husband...

 

to come back home and find her!

 

I was an M.I.A.

And my wife thought I was dead.

 

And by the time they got word to her

that I was alive,

 

she had remarried

and then disappeared.

 

And I don't want that to happen...

 

- to her hu-husband.

- I'm sorry, Al.

 

I...

I should've remembered.

 

Oh, well, the leap

swiss-cheesed your brain, Sam.

 

It's not your fault, but it will be

if you don't keep...

 

this scuzzbag

from seducing Beth.

 

I can't keep him away from her

for the next four years.

 

Well, according to Ziggy,

you don't have to.

 

She's been... She's been living

alone the last two years,

 

working double shifts as a nurse at

Balboa Naval Hospital in the burn ward.

 

Yesterday, she lost a young marine

that she really felt was gonna make it.

 

And I guess when he died, she...

 

Maybe she lost

the last little bit of hope...

 

that she was holding out

for her-her husband.

 

So this weekend, she's gonna be

more vulnerable...

 

than at any time in her life!

 

She's gonna need someone

to see her through this.

 

She needs someone to hold on to

and someone to soothe her...

 

and someone to give her

a big shoulder to cry on.

 

And someone

who won't take advantage of her.

 

- Al...

- If anyone can do this, you can.

 

And Ziggy, he'll give you all the right

things to say, all the songs to play,

 

all the places to take her

that'll remind her...

 

of how much she loves her husband!

 

That's all she needs, Sam,

is just a little hope...

 

and, you know, a nudge and a memory.

 

I don't know, Al.

Somethin' about this doesn't feel right.

 

Trust me. It's right.

 

- Then, show me what's in the bag.

- Outta here, Sunshine!

 

Jake, stop her!

 

Ooh whoo! All right!

 

- You just made a fool of yourself, man!

- Shut up!

 

Jake, are you all right?

 

Yeah. Yeah.

 

Maybe you should've

stretched your legs a little.

 

Funny, Skaggs.

Real funny.

 

Man, babies are a drag.

 

Hey. Wanna sip a shooter, kid?

Huh?

 

- Oh, that's real smart, Boner.

- What?

 

She only understands Mex.

 

¿Quieres un trago

de tequila, niña, eh?

 

Hey!

¡Eres tú loco!

 

What kind of mother are you?

 

- See? You frightened her.

- Better mama than you ever had.

 

Madre de Dios.

 

I'm sorry I made your bail.

 

- Billy the head come through?

- Yeah, well, what do you think?

 

Hey, Boner.

What?

 

What did that pig call

that narc that shot me?

 

I don't remember.

Somethin' that started with an "S"?

 

"Scabs."

 

Yeah! That was it.

 

Scabs. Boom!

 

Boom.

 

Excuse me. Can I borrow your

young eyes for a second?

 

- What are you looking for?

- I'm looking for a blue-hulled sloop...

 

with a red, white and blue spinnaker.

 

Um, there it is...

at the far end of the bay.

 

Good. I know it's silly.

He's a bit late.

 

But I always think the worst

whenever he sails by himself.

 

- The wind doesn't carry a watch.

- You sound like my son.

 

Oh, she's a beautiful sloop.

 

Yes, she is.

 

Is your M.I.A. bracelet

for someone you know?

 

My husband.

Oh, I am sorry.

 

Me too.

 

Well, I better be moving.

He'll be docked before I get down there.

 

- Enjoy the sunset.

- Thank you.

 

I don't mean to be presumptuous,

 

but my son and I are

dining at the Bay Club.

 

- Would you care to join us?

- Oh, that's very nice of you,

 

but I don't think I'm

dressed right for the Bay Club.

 

Nonsense. What could be more

appropriate at a yachting club...

 

than a naval officer's uniform?

 

Well, you sure

your son wouldn't mind?

 

No, I usually have a girlfriend

my age in tow.

 

When Dirk sees you,

he's going to be positively delighted.

 

- Dirk? Dirk Simon?

- Yes!

 

- Do you know my son?

- I think we met yesterday.

 

The invitation's very nice of you,

but I think I better pass.

 

- Perhaps, another time.

- I'd like that.

 

What are you doing here?

How did you know that I was up here?

 

Well, I used some advanced

police surveillance techniques.

 

- You had me followed?

- Not exactly. Uh, look.

 

- Th-These are for you.

- I hate calla lilies.

 

You hate calla lilies?

 

Actually, I love them.

 

Someone told you that, didn't they?

Who?

 

Beth, you can question me all night

and not get any answers.

 

Or, you can let me take you to dinner,

and I'll tell you why I'm here...

 

in my own time

and in my own way.

 

It's up to you.

 

Dollar seventy-eight.

 

Keep the change.

 

- To cheap dates.

- Is that what I am?

 

No. No, no, no.

What I meant was...

 

that less than two bucks for...

 

a beer and tacos and a quesadilla...

 

I mean, compared to what it would cost

at... to get it somewhere else.

 

Okay. Here goes. Uh...

 

Yesterday, um,

 

My partner and I were

on a stakeout at the marina,

 

and... it was a bum setup,

so we were gettin' ready to leave,

 

and I saw you struggling with a flat tire,

 

and you looked pretty upset,

and I've always had a thing...

 

I've always had a soft spot

for women who are... upset.

 

So, uh... Well, before I could get to you,

the other guy got there first.

 

Are you telling me that

what happened yesterday

 

was nothing more than

an attempted pickup?

 

Well, I, uh... I wouldn't

put it exactly in those words.

 

But, uh... uh, sort of, yes.

 

My God.

 

How did you know my name?

 

I ran a check on

your license plate.

 

Then after you got rid of Dirk,

why did you leave?

 

I saw your wedding ring and M.I.A.

bracelet, and I-I felt pretty lousy.

 

Are you trying to tell me

you have some moral code

 

when it comes to

picking up women?

 

Yes.

 

Even a woman

that's as pretty as you.

 

And why'd you come back?

And why with calla lilies?

 

Well, I owed you an apology

and an explanation.

 

The flowers...

Well, I thought you might listen...

 

to a man bearing flowers.

 

And I like calla lilies.

 

When they come in 80% burned,

 

you know they're gonna die.

 

There's nothing you can do.

You try.

 

Sulfamylon, penicillin,

 

Chloromycetin, actinomycetin-D.

 

But no matter what you do,

sooner or later they go septic and die.

 

You learn not to get involved.

 

And then,

one comes along like Andy...

 

80% burned but with a will to live

that's so strong...

 

you can feel it.

 

And a grin...

 

A grin like Robert Redford.

 

It was the grin that did it.

 

It made me believe that if anyone

could beat the odds, it would be him.

 

And, uh, for a while...

 

he did.

 

But then the day

before yesterday,

 

his blood started

growing pseudomonas,

 

and...

 

by dawn his, uh, temp was 106.

 

And...

 

he was, uh, vomiting blood.

 

And by noon, he was dead.

 

Oh, God. I'm sorry.

 

I didn't mean

to unload on you like this.

 

Skaggs, you know, this thing

doesn't really fit.

 

Ah, a garbageman's

overalls never fit.

 

Yours do.

Yeah, well, I'm the supervisor.

 

I have to set an example.

You got a hat too.

 

Hey, brother,

how about a donation?

 

Golly!

 

You look like hell, Sam.

 

People who live in glass houses

shouldn't throw...

 

Don't hit me with clichés, Sam.

I'm not in the mood for it.

 

- What have you been doin'?

- My job! Jake's... Jake's job.

 

Your job is to get Beth

through this weekend...

 

without her falling for

that ambulance chaser.

 

I've been wonderin' about

that, Al.

 

I mean, when I went to talk to her

yesterday, guess who she was with?

 

- The shyster.

- Not the shy... Not Dirk, his mother.

 

- They met. Two strangers on a cliff.

- Oh.

 

The weird part is,

his mother invites Beth...

 

- to join her and her son for dinner.

- Well, you can't let her go!

 

She didn't go.

 

But don't you think all these

coincidences are a little strange...

 

if... if He doesn't want

Beth and Dirk to fall in love?

 

If He is the only one at work here.

 

But you seem to be

forgetting about... him.

 

I don't believe in the devil, Al.

 

Yeah, well, maybe you would

if you were locked up in a tiger cage...

 

that was too small for you to stand up in

and too narrow for you to sit down in,

 

where you had to exist

on-on weevil-infested rice...

 

and any rainwater

you could catch in your mouth.

 

And the only thing that kept you alive

was the memory of the woman you love.

 

And if you survive that,

when you come home...

 

you find out that your wife

has run off with some other guy!

 

There's a devil, Sam,

 

and he's trying to destroy Beth's life.

 

- Here's your menu, sir.

- Thank you.

 

I'll be back

for your order in a minute.

 

- Is everything all right?

- Thank you.

 

I take it everything

turned out all right?

 

- What?

- With the police.

 

Oh! It was nothing... really.

 

He, uh, saw I was in trouble

and wanted to help.

 

- He was trying to pick you up.

- I'm afraid so.

 

- Was he successful?

- I met your mother yesterday.

 

She told me she met an attractive young

naval officer and invited her to dinner.

 

- It was really sweet of her.

- No. She's not sweet.

 

She has a single son,

and she wants grandchildren.

 

I'm sorry you had

another commitment.

 

Uh, since you couldn't make dinner,

 

why don't we have lunch?

 

San Diego Police. Narcotics.

 

Hello?

 

I want to speak to, uh,

Detective "Scabs."

 

Skaggs, there's a chiquita

on the phone for you.

 

It's the second time she's called.

Finally figured out she's askin' for you.

 

At least, I think it's you.

 

She said she's got a hot

tip for a narc called "Scabs."

 

"Scabs"?

 

Thanks.

 

Did you get Beth that Ray

Charles record of Georgia?

 

I had enough trouble

with the calla lilies.

 

Well, according to Ziggy, Beth loves

calla lilies. She loves Mexican food,

 

and she loves Ray

Charles singing Georgia.

 

Al. Al. How am I...

 

Jake... How is Jake supposed

to know what Beth loves?

 

Well, okay.

All right, you got a point there.

 

Yeah.

 

But, see Ziggy feels that these things

will remind her of her husband.

 

Al, I don't know how any woman can be goin'

through what Beth is going through alone.

 

I mean, once she trusted me enough

to let go, she cried all night.

 

You spent the whole night with her?

 

Yeah, I spent the whole night with her,

just holding her.

 

What are you lookin' at me like that for?

You, of all peop... Just ho...

 

Okay. Okay.

 

Isn't that what I'm supposed to

be doing in-in... instead of Dirk?

 

Yes. I'm sorry, Sam, all right?

I'm sorry.

 

Nah, I'm sorry, Al. I...

 

You're goin' through a lot of...

 

This leap is bringin' up

a lot of painful stuff,

 

and-and I just wish you

didn't have to relive it.

 

So do I, Sam. So do I.

 

- I'm gonna go join my partner.

- What about Beth?

 

Al, I can't be with her

24 hours a day!

 

Look, we're goin' to a movie as soon

as I get off duty, so just relax!

 

Everything's gonna work out.

Ask Ziggy.

 

Wait! She's with him.

 

- With who?

- Who?

 

- With Dirk?

- Yes! At the bungalow.

 

Sam, you got to do something!

 

I can't!

I got to go on a stakeout!

 

A stakeout?

What's more important?

 

Busting a couple of

kids for smoking pot...

 

or stoppin' this bastard

from puttin' the make on Beth?

 

Flying was his first love,

 

the navy was his second,

and, I guess, I was his third.

 

- But I knew that when I married him.

- No children?

 

He didn't believe in dragging kids

from duty station to duty station.

 

He didn't understand what children

would've done for me while he was gone.

 

In the eight years

we've been married,

 

between sea duty

and T.D.Y. assignments,

 

we've actually lived together

less than two.

 

And when he left for 'Nam

for a second tour,

 

four months

after the first ended,

 

- I almost divorced him.

- But you didn't.

 

- No.

- Why not?

 

You don't divorce a man

who's flying off to fight a war.

 

Or, uh...

Or when he's missing in action.

 

I'm afraid that's just

a euphemism for... dead.

 

Jake, I didn't, uh, think

you were getting off duty until 8:00.

 

Yeah, well, I, uh,

took a day for sick leave.

 

Hi.

 

I, uh... Listen.

I thought we'd skip the movie,

 

and just drive down south of the

border and get a real Mexican dinner.

 

- I-I... I should've called first, but...

- No, no. No, I was just leaving.

 

- Give you a call tomorrow?

- Oh. Sure.

 

Oh, you didn't give me

a parking ticket, did you?

 

Thought about it.

 

We ran into each other at lunch.

 

First the flat tire, then his mother.

 

Oh, the woman I was talking

to yesterday at the lookout?

 

- That's Dirk's mother.

- Yeah. I caught that.

 

The way we keep bumping

into each other,

 

it's like something

out of a Russian novel.

 

Well, it's just coincidence.

I really wouldn't romanticize it too much.

 

I guess you're right.

 

Well, just give me a second to change.

Why don't you turn on the stereo?

 

Oh! And there's

a beer in the icebox.

 

Thanks.

 

Don't you love that?

 

Yeah. Yeah.

It's great.

 

You're right.

 

I can be too much

of a romanticist sometimes.

 

My husband always accused me of that.

 

Al.

 

Oh, Al.

 

One thing the navy teaches you

is how to get dressed in less...

 

- Beth...

- What is it?

 

I don't think I'm supposed

to be here.

 

Beth, um, listen, uh,

 

I'll-I'll-I'll call ya.

I'll... I'll call ya later.

 

Al, don't go.

 

Al, if you close that door,

don't ever open it again.

 

You know the rules, Al.

 

We can't change our own lives.

 

- What are you talkin' about?

- Why didn't you tell me?

 

Well, I...

 

Al, as much as I'd like it to be,

 

I don't think I'm here

to keep you and Beth together.

 

Oh, yes, you are, Sam. Yeah.

Uh...

 

Ziggy says the...

The odds are,

 

they're real good.

 

- "Real good"?

- Yeah.

 

How good?

 

Oh, they're...

You know, they're way up there.

 

Show me.

 

Aw, Sam.

 

God, I love her.

 

Beth is the only woman

I really ever loved.

 

She's the only one I ever wanted

to grow old with.

 

That's why all my marriages

never worked after that.

 

Sam, if you're lucky,

 

life is gonna give you one shot...

 

at true love.

 

And Beth was mine.

 

I lost her,

but you can get her back for me.

 

God, Al, I wish I could.

 

But I can't and no one

knows that better than you.

 

- No. I don't know it!

- In your heart, you do.

 

No, no.

 

You leaped in here to get

Beth and me back together.

 

What if it was something more important?

 

More important?

 

Rosalie?

 

Come here, baby. I got you.

 

You're alive. You're fine.

 

Sh-shh. Quiet. You're fine.

 

Nothing's gonna happen to you.

 

I got you now.

 

Shhh. You're okay.

You're alive.

 

Look, she's okay.

She's alive.

 

I... Thanks, partner.

 

Sam, I had no idea

their lives were in danger.

 

I never ran any scenarios

through Ziggy except mine.

 

I know, Al. I know.

 

Well, now that they're okay,

 

how come we're still here?

 

Well, I think that maybe, uh,

 

he is givin' you a chance

to see her before we leap.

 

No, I couldn't do that, Sam.

I can't do that. I can't...

 

I couldn't be near her and not

speak with her and not touch her.

 

How do you know?

 

Beth,

I've missed you so much, honey.

 

It's been such a long time...

 

25 years.

 

Of course, you haven't changed,

but I have.

 

I'm an admiral now.

 

Me, the ensign that said

that anyone with a rank...

 

above lieutenant was a horse's ass.

 

Beth, you didn't hear me, did you?

 

Oh, Beth, tell me you can hear me.

 

Look at me, Beth.

 

Oh, Sam,

why did you make me do this?

 

I want you to wait for me, Beth.

 

Don't give up, honey.

 

'Cause I'm alive out there.

 

And then we'll be alive...

 

because of our love.

 

And someday...

 

Oh, Beth.

 

Someday, I'm gonna

come back home to you.

 

Al.

 

The PHANTOM MENACE was EIGHTEEN MONTHS ago, Tim...!!




"You are so BLIND!
You so do NOT understand!

You weren't there at 
The Beginning..!!

You don't know how GOOD it was -- How IMPORTANT.

This is IT for you -- 
This jumped-up firework-display of a toy advert.

People Like You make me SICK!!
What's WRONG with you?!?

Now, I don't CARE if you've saved up all your 50p's --
Take your pocket money -- 
and GET OUT!!

(Sobbing)

WHAT a prick.....




Bilbo Bagshot : 
I was like you once -- Blond Hair. 
Scraggy little beard. Child-like ears.
Full of beans, and SPUNK.

I let My Principles get in The Way sometimes —
I punched a bloke in the face once for saying 'Hawk The Slayer' was rubbish.

Tim Bisley : 
Good for you.

Bilbo Bagshot : 
Thanks. But that's not The Point --
The Point is,
I was defending The Fantasy Genre with Terminal Intensity, 
when what I SHOULD have said is,

"Dad, you're RIGHT -- 
But let's give 'Krull' a try, 
and we'll discuss it later."

The PHANTOM MENACE 
was 
EIGHTEEN MONTHS ago, Tim...!!

Tim Bisley : 
I *know*, Bilbo. 
It just... It STILL hurts --
That kid wanted a Jar-Jar doll.

Bilbo Bagshot : 
Kids LIKE Jar-Jar!

Tim Bisley : 
WHY?!?

Bilbo Bagshot :
What about the Ewoks? Huh? 
They were *rubbish*.
You don't complain about them...!!

Tim Bisley :
Jar-Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like.... 
Fucking.... Shaft!!

POLARITY







CHAPTER X

POLARITY


"Everything is dual; 

everything has poles; 

everything has its pair of opposites; 

like and unlike are the same; 

opposites are identical in nature, but different in degree; 

extremes meet; 

all truths are but half-truths; 

all paradoxes may be reconciled."


— The Kybalion.



The great Fourth Hermetic Principle—the Principle of Polarity embodies the truth that all manifested things have "two sides"; "two aspects"; "two poles"; a "pair of opposites," with manifold degrees between the two extremes. The old paradoxes, which have ever perplexed the mind of men, are explained by an understanding of this Principle. Man has always recognized something akin to this Principle, and has endeavored to express it by such sayings, maxims and aphorisms as the following: "Everything is and isn't, at the same time"; "all truths are but half-truths"; "every truth is half-false"; "there are two sides to everything"—"there is a reverse side to every shield," etc., etc.

The Hermetic Teachings are to the effect that the difference between things seemingly diametrically opposed to each other is merely a matter of degree. It teaches that "the pairs of opposites may be reconciled," and that "thesis and anti-thesis are identical in nature, but different in degree"; and that the "universal reconciliation of opposites" is effected by a recognition of this Principle of Polarity. The teachers claim that illustrations of this Principle may be had on every hand, and from an examination into the real nature of anything. They begin by showing that Spirit and Matter are but the two poles of the same thing, the intermediate planes being merely degrees of vibration. They show that THE ALL and The Many are the same, the difference being merely a matter of degree of Mental Manifestation. Thus the LAW and Laws are the two opposite poles of one thing. Likewise, PRINCIPLE and Principles. Infinite Mind and finite minds.

Then passing on to the Physical Plane, they illustrate the Principle by showing that Heat and Cold are identical in nature, the differences being merely a matter of degrees. The thermometer shows many degrees of temperature, the lowest pole being called "cold," and the highest "heat." Between these two poles are many degrees of "heat" or "cold," call them either and you are equally correct. The higher of two degrees is always "warmer," while the lower is always "colder." There is no absolute standard-all is a matter of degree. There is no place on the thermometer where heat ceases and cold begins. It is all a matter of higher or lower vibrations. The very terms "high" and "low," which we are compelled to use, are but poles of the same thing-the terms are relative. So with "East and West"—travel around the world in an eastward direction, and you reach a point which is called west at your starting point, and you return from that westward point. Travel far enough North, and you will find yourself traveling South, or vice versa.


Light and Darkness are poles of the same thing, with many degrees between them. The musical scale is the same—starting with "C" you move upward until you reach another "C" and so on, the differences between the two ends of the board being the same, with many degrees between the two extremes. The scale of color is the same-higher and lower vibrations being the only difference between high violet and low red. Large and Small are relative. So are Noise and Quiet; Hard and Soft follow the rule. Likewise Sharp and Dull. Positive and Negative are two poles of the same thing, with countless degrees between them.

Good and Bad are not absolute—we call one end of the scale Good and the other Bad, or one end Good and the other Evil, according to the use of the terms. A thing is "less good" than the thing higher in the scale; but that "less good" thing, in turn, is "more good" than the thing next below it—and so on, the "more or less" being regulated by the position on the scale.


And so it is on the Mental Plane. 


"Love and Hate" are generally regarded as being things diametrically opposed to each other; entirely different; unreconcilable. But we apply the Principle of Polarity; we find that there is no such thing as Absolute Love or Absolute Hate, as distinguished from each other. 


The two are merely terms applied to the two poles of the same thing


Beginning at any point of the scale we find "more love," or "less hate," as we ascend the scale; and "more hate" or "less love" as we descend this being true no matter from what point, high or low, we may start. There are degrees of Love and Hate, and there is a middle point where "Like and Dislike" become so faint that it is difficult to distinguish between them. Courage and Fear come under the same rule. The Pairs of Opposites exist everywhere. Where you find one thing you find its opposite-the two poles.


And it is this fact that enables the Hermetist to transmute one mental state into another, along the lines of Polarization. Things belonging to different classes cannot be transmuted into each other, but things of the same class may be changed, that is, may have their polarity changed. Thus Love never becomes East or West, or Red or Violet-but it may and often does turn into Hate and likewise Hate may be transformed into Love, by changing its polarity. Courage may be transmuted into Fear, and the reverse. Hard things may be rendered Soft. Dull things become Sharp. Hot things become Cold. And so on, the transmutation always being between things of the same kind of different degrees. Take the case of a Fearful man. By raising his mental vibrations along the line of Fear- Courage, he can be filled with the highest degree of Courage and Fearlessness. And, likewise, the Slothful man may change himself into an Active, Energetic individual simply by polarizing along the lines of the desired quality.


The student who is familiar with the processes by which the various schools of Mental Science, etc., produce changes in the mental states of those following their teachings, may not readily understand the principle underlying many of these changes. When, however, the Principle of Polarity is once grasped, and it is seen that the mental changes are occasioned by a change of polarity-a sliding along the same scale-the hatter is readily understood. The change is not in the nature of a transmutation of one thing into another thing entirely different-but is merely a change of degree in the same things, a vastly important difference. For instance, borrowing an analogy from the Physical Plane, it is impossible to change Heat into Sharpness, Loudness, Highness, etc., but Heat may readily be transmuted into Cold, simply by lowering the vibrations. In the same way Hate and Love are mutually transmutable; so are Fear and Courage. But Fear cannot be transformed into Love, nor can Courage be transmuted into Hate. The mental states belong to innumerable classes, each class of which has its opposite poles, along which transmutation is possible.


The student will readily recognize that in the mental states, as well as in the phenomena of the Physical Plane, the two poles may be classified as Positive and Negative, respectively. Thus Love is Positive to Hate; Courage to Fear; Activity to Non-Activity, etc., etc. And it will also be noticed that even to those unfamiliar with the Principle of Vibration, the Positive pole seems to be of a higher degree than the Negative, and readily dominates it. The tendency of Nature is in the direction of the dominant activity of the Positive pole.


In addition to the changing of the poles of one's own mental states by the operation of the art of Polarization, the phenomena of Mental Influence, in its manifold phases, shows us that the principle may be extended so as to embrace the phenomena of the influence of one mind over that of another, of which so much has been written and taught of late years. When it is understood that Mental Induction is possible, that is that mental states may be produced by "induction" from others, then we can readily see how a certain rate of vibration, or polarization of a certain mental state, may be communicated to another person, and his polarity in that class of mental states thus changed. It is along this principle that the results of many of the "mental treatments" are obtained. For instance, a person is "blue," melancholy and full of fear. A mental scientist bringing his own mind up to the desired vibration by his trained will, and thus obtaining the desired polarization in his own case, then produces a similar mental state in the other by induction, the result being that the vibrations are raised and the person polarizes toward the Positive end of the scale instead toward the Negative, and his Fear and other negative emotions are transmuted to Courage and similar positive mental states. A little study will show you that these mental changes are nearly all along the line of Polarization, the change being one of degree rather than of kind.


A knowledge of the existence of this great Hermetic Principle will enable the student to better understand his own mental states, and those of other people. He will see that these states are all matters of degree, and seeing thus, he will be able to raise or lower the vibration at will—to change his mental poles, and thus be Master of his mental states, instead of being their servant and slave. And by his knowledge he will be able to aid his fellows intelligently and by the appropriate methods change the polarity when the same is desirable. We advise all students to familiarize themselves with this Principle of Polarity, for a correct understanding of the same will throw light on many difficult subjects.