The CAT Has Your PIPE

TV Commentator's Cat Climbs 

Onto His Head During Interview

Practically Everything

What is the Doctor a doctor of?

Cack Attack

The P. Diddy and Vince McMahon Scandals

What's great about right now this —

the other reason I'm not like, unhappy, even though 

I'm continuously like are you kidding?! about every, 

every single new thing I'm like “Oh so nothing I've 

ever heard was right right like 

okay right sounds great uh —

I love watching at every level it's collapsing 

and you don't have to do anything except be 

a disgruntled enough employee to be like 

“Fuck it , I'm saying it I don't care.”

So now the P Diddy thing which like for two years, 

I would tell people it's hilar —I mean it's horrific 

but it's also hilarious that it was like the big secret 

that P Diddy had make a bunch of these guys suck his dick 

and do weird shit — “Oh do you think The Government 

doesn’t do it? Well, P Diddy does it.”

“Homes in La and Miami raided by federal agents 

Dude the the conspiracies of P didy are like you know that as above so below that like magical shit the rocket scientists say when they jerk off and look in each other's eyes…..?

what I Duncan will know as above hey ask Duncan but as above so below you've heard that saying yes I want to write a hermetic magic book called uh as the carpet so the drapes by kermis Metra Ginos with all my occult knowledge that I picked up from looking into UFOs uh that like these things are like Reflections all the way up so like at every level of society there's something coll like Vince McMahon went down Empire somebody yeah given out Canadian top hats and chicks at every level there's something I 

I want to joke about it on stage but 

people like you know, nobody follows all the same things anymore 

so it's hard to the things I want to make references about 

there's like no common culture anymore of like we all saw this 

so you got to just burn time explaining the first part of the story 

and uh with Vince McMahon, dude —

I'll ask does anybody know like people that know, know 

like what he did, right or what it's claimed that he did —

It only came out cuz he didn't want 

to pay her the full money if —

if she were paid $3 million to do all horrific things,

and you're like “Yeah I'll do that —” then, 

I'd be like “No well that's not assault…” but this fucker 

didn't want to pay — because he has a history 

of fucking people on shit, and all he had to do 

was pay what he agreed to and — 

she's a disgruntled employee, and 

good for her because that guy shit on her —

They're having a three-way — they don't say 

what position I don't think, I hope it's Eiffel Tower 

and not a blowjob he did this during —

Two-on-one with I'm guessing — Johnny Leonitis, 

I don't know.

Or another executive.

So they're both they're both having sex with this girl,

this man gets up, shits on her head, and then he goes 

“I'm gonna go get — You guys finish-up 

I'm gonna get a shower….”

This what's written in the legal 

he defec — they say “he defecates —” 

“Okay yeah you're — We'll finish up V — I think we're all…

I think we're all done here Vince should we strong 

we're done should we stealman 

his position and should we say —

“He’s an elderly gentleman involved in rigorous activities 

and oftentimes they lose control of their bowels there’s 

a reason why D-pens is associated with old people…”

Well that's a fair —

Listen, if I was his lawyer I would say “Vince is a wonderful man 

who respects women but he's got bad bowels —”

Joe that's a great Steelman and but I would just say respectfully 

the part where he goes I'm in a shower you guys finish up —

right there is where I break with the idea that 

he just lost control 

Well, he didn't want the party to be over 

just because he can't control his bowels — 

it seems very considerate of him (!)

“You guys finish up I'm going to shower I'm sorry the party you go get a 30-minute shower Vince I'll sit here with this chick imagine having sex with someone with someone else's shit on their hair while you're having sex fou smelling this guy's shit, like literally where your face is, 

but I'll finish up oh well hey Miss uh you want you want to finish up you with the that's so insane you with the the stone cold steamer that you got 

oh maybe we'll just chat about nicknames there's nothing CRA depraved act that you just did than the depravity of shitting on people with Fe okay this is it uh one example of McMahon's extreme depravity 

“May 9th 2020 — He  defecated on Miss Grant 

during a threesome and then commanded her 

to continue pleasuring his friend 

with feces in her hair running down her back 

while McMahon went to the bathroom —”

See this part wait wait I didn't see this part —

“Upon his returned from the bathroom 

McMahon and his friend actively resumed the three —

She didn't get in and hose off you showered and 

went back and started fucking the girl who's 

head and back you shit on — 

Why get a shower…..?

oh my God so she didn't shower it says right here —

remain covered in his filth, he got shower 

and she stayed oh my god with a bob sag closer 

on her head like how they just described 

it as his filth — his filth 

I mean is that like is this like a legal document is that a legal term….?

Like, ‘his filth’….? He gave her a Polish Car Wash 

and he goes and cleans himself what the fuck, man?

Whipped

I May Be Love’s Bitch, but at least 

I’m Man-Enough to admit it.

People in Love cannot be moved by Kindness,

and Opposition makes them feel like martyrs.

 Lesson The First :

A Slayer must always reach

for Her Weapon —

I’ve already got mine.

Lesson The Second : 

Ask The Right Questions. 

You want to know how I beat 'em?

Buffy releases him and steps back.

SPIKE

The Question isn't 

"How'd I win?". 

The Question is 

"Why'd they LOSE?".

BUFFY 

What's the difference?

Spike lunges at her, the pool cue aimed at her throat. 

Spike stops it inches from her skin. 

Buffy never even flinches.

SPIKE 

There's a big difference, love.

Buffy kicks the cue from his hands.

BUFFY 

How'd you kill the second one?

SPIKE

Hmm? A bit like this.

He sends a series of punches at her 

but Buffy easily ducks them all.

BUFFY

That didn't hurt?

SPIKE

I knew I couldn't touch you. If there's no intent to hurt you, then 

that chip they shoved up my brain never activates. 

If, on the other hand...

Spike's face changes and he lunges at her but he's 

brought up short by a crippling brain seizure.

SPIKE 

See, now that hurt.

BUFFY

Yeah? This hurt too?

Buffy gut-punches him, then pounds him to the ground.

BUFFY

How'd you kill 'em, Spike?

He jumps up and attacks but Buffy flips him over onto the ground again, 

whips out a stake and lands on top of him. Spike seizes her wrist before 

she can plunge it into his chest.

SPIKE

You're not ready to know.

BUFFY

I'm ready.

SPIKE

Okay, then. Went like this.

Spike flips Buffy up and off him as we —

SMASH CUT TO:

25 INT. NEW YORK CITY (1977)- SUBWAY CAR- NIGHT 25

A young black woman in dark leather lands hard on the floor of the train and rolls to her feet. Spike, looking very much like Billy Idol, squares off with the Slayer and throws a punch. The car is empty, save for the two combatants.

TITLE CARD: 

New York City, 1977

BEGIN INTERCUT

The fight on the subway car and Buffy and Spike outside the Bronze.

As Spike fights the Slayer in the past, he also fights Buffy in the present, 

the battles mirroring each other across time. 

Spike feels no pain from the chip, indicating the fight with Buffy 

is more demonstration than anything else.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)

The first was all business but the second, 

she had a touch of your style.

Spike and the Slayer trade blows. This Slayer does indeed fight much like Buffy. 

She runs Spike headfirst into the train car's window, smashing it. 

Spike looses a cry of delight and attacks again.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)

She was cunning, resourceful... oh, did I mention? Hot. 

I could have danced all night with that one.

BUFFY

You think we're dancing?

SPIKE

That's all we've ever done.

Spike breaks one of the subway car's hand rails and wields it as a weapon.

SPIKE

(v.o.)

And the thing about The Dance is, 

you never get to stop.

Spike flips the pool cue up and spins it like the hand rail.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)

Every day you wake up, it's the same bloody question 

that haunts you : Is today the day I die?

He brings the pool cue down in a vicious arc and Buffy counter-att*cks, enraged.

Spike cracks the Slayer across the face with the metal rail, 

sending her reeling to the floor and 

pounds her repeatedly with it.

SPIKE

(v.o.)

Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner 

or later it's gonna catch you.

Spike brings the rail down for another blow but 

the Slayer catches it and slams it back into his face.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)

And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, 

but because you're just a little bit in love with it.

Buffy has heard enough. She backhands Spike across the face.

On the subway, Spike falls to the floor and the Slayer jumps 

on his chest, straddling him. She pounds him repeatedly in the face 

as the train car's lights go out. When they come back on, the Slayer is 

on her back with Spike straddling her, his hands around her throat.

SPIKE

Death is Your Art. You make it 

with your hands, day after day.

Buffy stares at him, her face a blank mask.

The Slayer struggles beneath Spike.

SPIKE

That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know : 

What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's The Secret. 

Not the punches you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. 

Every Slayer... has a death wish.

Spike grips the Slayer's head between his hands and 

twists violently, snapping her neck and killing her.

SPIKE

(to Buffy)

Even you.

Spike stands up and faces Buffy.

In the subway, he walks to the end of 

the car and pulls the emergency cord. 

As the train grinds to a halt, 

he returns to the dead Slayer 

and pulls off her black leather coat.

SPIKE

The only reason you've lasted as long 

as you have is you've got ties to the world... 

Your mum, your brat kid sister, Scoobies. 

They all tie you here but you're 

just putting off The Inevitable.

Spike shrugs into the Slayer's coat.

SPIKE

Sooner or later, you're 

gonna want it. 

And the second - 

the second - 

that happens...

Spike claps his hands together inches from Buffy's face.

END INTERCUT

SPIKE

You know I'll be there. I'll slip in... 

have myself a real good day.

He stares intently into Buffy's 

eyes, then steps back.

SPIKE

Here endeth The Lesson. I just wonder if 

you'll like it as much as she did.

Fire Fighting

9/11 Truth - It's the Left-Liberals That are The Problem..,

A Hard Stare

Consider The Lobster

Helen Lewis :

Okay, my big problem 

with The Lobsters is that 

it's scientifically — bollocks.

Right? It’s just, you cannot 

read across from lobsters 

and what they do to what

humans —

JBP :

Of course you can —

that's why serotonin

works on lobsters.

Helen Lewis :

It works in two different ways, 

so it — (Looks frightened, checks notes)

Serotonin makes lobsters 

more aggressive;

it makes humans less 

aggressive, right? That's — 

JBP :

No, that's not right —

Serotonin makes human

 beings more dominant but 

less aggressive, and the

only reason it makes them 

more dominant is because 

they're less irritable and 

they're less defensively 

aggressive.

So it's not bollocks —

I know my neurochemistry;

so if you're going to play 

in neurochemistry, 

let's go do it.

“The central postmodernist claim seems to me that because there’s a near infinite number of ways to interpret a complex set of phenomena — which actually happens to be the case — You can’t make a case that any of those modes of interpretation are canonical. And so, if they’re not canonical, and if that canonical element isn’t based in some kind of reality, then it serves some other Master.

And so The Master that it hypothetically serves for the postmodernists is NOTHING BUT POWER because that seems to be EVERYTHING they believe in. 

They don’t BELIEVE in Competence. 

They don’t BELIEVE in Authority. 

They don’t seem to believe in an Objective World, 

because everything is LANGUAGE-MEDIATED. 

So it’s an extraordinarily cynical perspective : that because there’s an infinite number of interpretations, none of them are canonical. 

You can attribute everything to Power and Dominance.

It’s a Radical Relativism."

Living in The Water

"If everybody knows that is Slenderman, then 

I think that's sufficient to define it 

as A Replicator. 

Genetic viruses spread from 

body to body. And so... 

A MeMe that has great spreadability 

deserves to be called 

A Virus of The Mind."

-- Richard Dawkins

[first lines] 

Elliot, Age 9: 

You've heard about sex...

Beverly, Age 9: 

Sure I have.

Elliot, Age 9: 

Well I've discovered 

why sex is.

Beverly, Age 9: 

You have? 

Fantastic.

Elliot, Age 9: 

It's because humans don't 

live underwater.

Beverly, Age 9: 

I don't get it.

Elliot, Age 9: 

Well, fish don't need sex because 

they just lay the eggs and fertilise 

them in the water. 

Humans can't do that

because they don't Live 

in The Water. 

They have to - internalise the water. 

Therefore we have sex.

Beverly, Age 9: 

So you mean humans wouldn’t 

have sex if they lived 

in the water?

Elliot, Age 9: 

Well they'd have a kind of sex. 

The kind where you wouldn't 

have to touch each other.

Beverly, Age 9: 

I like that idea. Have you heard 

of SCUBA diving? It's just new.

Elliot, Age 9: 

Self Contained Underwater 

Breathing Apparatus.

Beverly, Age 9: 

Exactly.

Elliot, Age 9: [noticing girl on porch] 

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Beverly, Age 9: 

Yeah, you ask her.

Elliot, Age 9: 

Raffaella, will you have sex with us 

in our bathtub? It's An Experiment.

Raffaella: 

Are you kidding? 

Fuck off you freaks.

I'm telling My Father you talk dirty. 

Besides, I know for a fact 

you don't even know 

what ‘fuck’ is.

[retreats into her house] 

Elliot, Age 9: [walking away] 

They're so different from Us.

And all because we don't 

live underwater.

Why would you want to be a Ghostbuster if you're already an accountant?

---------------------------------------------------------------

INT. FIREHOUSE - LAB AREA - SAME TIME

Louis is strapping on a proton pack, preparing 

to deal with Slimer once and for all. 

He's wearing a bicyclist's rearview 

mirror on a headband.

LOUIS

(to himself)

Okay, Stink-Man, Just You and Me, pal. 

Just two guys looking for each other —

Only One of Us did a wee 

bit better on our SATs

C’mon, you lil’ sucker —

Okay, Buddy-boy — 

I’ve got you scoped ….

(loud)

Oh, hello, Pizza Man! Oh, two larges! I only ordered one. Oh, pepperoni and pineapple. My absolute favorite. I guess I'll have to eat these both by myself.

THE CEILING

Slimer pokes his head through the ceiling and scans the room hanging upside down.

LOUIS

He spots Slimer through the rearview mirror.

LOUIS

(quietly)

Okay, let's boogie!

He whirls around and fires a proton stream at Slimer, 

slicing a burning a gash across the ceiling.

THE STAIRS

Janine comes up and ducks as a bolt of energy streaks 

across the room and strikes the wall behind her. 

Slimer disappears.

LOUIS

(embarrassed and apologetic)

Oh migod! I'm sorry. 

I didn't mean to do that. 

It was an accident.

JANINE

What are you doing up here?

LOUIS

I was trying to get that smelly green thing. 

The guys asked me to help out. 

I'm like the fifth Ghostbuster.

JANINE

Why would you want to be a Ghostbuster 

if you're already an accountant?

LOUIS

Oh, no, it's just if one of the guys calls in sick or gets hurt.

Louis quickly slips off the proton pack and sets it down

Chakotay’s Cave

CHAKOTAY: 

From the look of these sensor readings, 

Seska wants us to come after her.

JANEWAY: 

Commander.

CHAKOTAY: 

I think Seska's leading us into another trap. 

She masterminded a precision raid 

that made us look like first year Academy students, 

but she left a warp trail for us to follow. 

After such a flawless performance, 

why would she suddenly made that kind of mistake?

JANEWAY: 

You think she wants more than the transporter. 

Are you suggesting we don't follow her?

CHAKOTAY: 

No, I agree with everything you said about preventing the spread of our technology. 

But conventional tactics aren't 

going to work with Seska. 

We'll need to come at her 

with a few surprises of our own.

JANEWAY: 

I'm open to suggestions.

TUVOK: 

Perhaps Commander Chakotay 

could use his intimate knowledge of Seska 

to manipulate her in much the same way 

She manipulated Us.

[Engineering]

TORRES: 

The module Seska stole contains 

a quantum resonance oscillator. 

So, we modify this coil scanner to detect the oscillator, 

then we get close enough to beam it back.

CHAKOTAY: 

I'm betting Seska's figured out a way 

to shield the module from our transporters. 

We might have to destroy it instead.

TORRES: 

How do we do that?

CHAKOTAY: 

We borrow a trick from Seska's book. 

Remember how we disabled the computer core on the Cardassian frigate orbiting Bajor?

TORRES:

Seska modified an anti-proton beam 

to penetrate its shields and hull.

CHAKOTAY: 

Exactly.

TORRES: 

But if I remember correctly, 

the beam was only effective from an extremely close range. 

How do we get near enough to the Nistrim ship?

CHAKOTAY: 

One thing at a time.

TORRES: 

You're taking this all very personally, aren't you?

CHAKOTAY: 

Why shouldn't I?

TORRES: 

You're not responsible for what happened.

CHAKOTAY: 

Oh no? I let her join the Maquis. 

I took her into my confidence. 

I even got intimately involved with her.

TORRES: 

So you have lousy taste in women. 

Look, Chakotay, she fooled us all. 

She was My Best Friend. 

Or at least, that's what I thought.

CHAKOTAY: 

Well, I for one, am through being manipulated by her.

TORRES: 

Are you sure? Because she's affecting you. 

That's just where she wants you. 

Don't tense up.

CHAKOTAY: 

So now I'm getting advice about 

controlling My Emotions from you.

[Ready room]

JANEWAY: 

Come in.

TORRES: 

Do you have a minute, Captain? 

It's about Chakotay.

JANEWAY: 

That's not exactly my favourite subject 

right now, Lieutenant.

TORRES: 

Well, I thought that maybe I could explain -

JANEWAY: 

Explain what? Why my First Officer 

publicly defied my authority by 

commandeering a shuttle 

without permission?

TORRES: 

I know it was never his intention to defy you. 

He respects Your Authority.

JANEWAY: 

But?

TORRES: 

But he's a very proud man. 

And he's been embarrassed by Seska. 

JANEWAY: 

What Seska did, she did to all of us. 

Frankly, I find it more than a little self-indulgent 

of Chakotay to assume this is all about him.

TORRES: 

He never said it to me directly but, 

I think he was in love with her. 

And then he found out that 

everything he knew about 

her was a lie. 

You said that he publicly 

defied Your Authority. 

Can you imagine what it 

must have been like for 

someone as private as Chakotay 

to be publicly humiliated 

by someone he loved? 

And then, as if that weren't enough, 

she came back to taunt him 

in front of the entire Bridge crew.

JANEWAY: 

I'm sure it was very painful for him. 

But what you're saying is, he's got 

a personal score to settle.

TORRES: 

That's only part of it. 

I know Chakotay. 

This is his way 

of Taking Responsibility. 

In His Mind, he's trying to protect The rest of Us 

from a dangerous situation which he created.

JANEWAY: 

Maybe. But that doesn't give him the privilege 

of ignoring this ship's chain of command.

TORRES: 

I know that. It's just that 

Chakotay would never 

tell you any of this himself.

JANEWAY: 

And, assuming we get him back in one piece, 

you want to make sure I take his personal feelings into account before I decide how to discipline him.

TORRES: 

I know that you're well within your rights 

to throw him into the brig, but, well —

JANEWAY: 

Chakotay is lucky to have 

such a good friend. 

I'll tell you what. 

Why don't we deal with getting him back 

in one piece first? 

We can worry about the discipline later.

TORRES: 

Thank you.

The Other Voices

“SCANNERS” Darryl Revok (1967) Psychiatric Evaluation - Michael Ironside

The Source Wall

Dan Aykroyd interview with Bill Murphy re John Belushi afterlife communi...

Danny :

All subjects are open 

Really?

Danny :

Look, absolutely wide open 

Alright, well let me ask you — do you feel that John has been 

able to communicate in any way from The Afterlife do you —

Danny :

I have great story —  Isaac Taggart. 

Dr. Isaac Taggart, the brilliant designer of House of Blues 

we have thirteen of them around the country 

now it's owned by LiveNation, 

if you ever been to a House of Blues 

Foundation Room,  you know — 

We got one in Cleveland, we got him we got one in New Orleans we got —

They’re beautiful venues and Isaac Taggart designed them, 

and after John died he did a meditation with his — the woman 

he worked with Phyllis Crystal who was an amazing seer 

and gifted clairvoyant they went into a deep trance and 

Belushi appeared stepping between — he was had one foot 

in one side of a windowsill,  and one of another 

and he was… he couldn't move through, 

he couldn't pick up and he said 

“I need to speak to my Nana, 

I need to see my Nana —”

Now, how would Taggart know that that's what Belushi 

called his grandmother, you know? 

So he said “The NDC is done”,  I said “That's what 

he used to call his grandmother.”

So, Isaac said “Well, can I do an intervention with Phyllis and — 

Trying to help him cross?”  and I said “Please do.”and he did 

and there's been nothing from John since —

Al Franken went to bungalow number three, 

where John died had spent the night there, 

and he said that John sat on the bed next to him and 

 appeared to him vividly for at least two minutes 

yeah — that's riveting it that was prior to 

Isaac's enabling the crossover, shortly —

that was a couple of weeks after his death 

that Al Franken rented the bungalow….

and I meant Isaac I mean through oh good good 

Michael yeah Michael Murphy sure yeah yeah took me to Isaac's house mm-hmm and Isaac's wife and Maureen yes Maureen Starkey yes married to Ringo yes I know 

Isaac used to say “Here's Maureen Starkey, 

she was married to Ringo, 

she's my greatest piece of 

rock & roll memorabilia!”

that's ringo starr's arene was awesome she was a quiet place she loved that she loved all his friends as she loved us all even though we're the blue the boys distracted from the marriage very gracious I mean wonderful three it was just being such the hostess so great Bob we were there but but aiesec such a spiritual person I just — the Zen about him, being in his presence….

What he did with the House of Blues with him and this is something that Michael believe he mentioned this to me and you can confirm it that there are urns from four corners of the earth that were embedded in the walls of the House of Blues 

and, maybe —  I don't…. I mean that was 

Danny :

Well we took dirt from The Crossroads — and 

every House of Blues under the stage, has dirt from 

The Highway 49 & 61 crossroads which is the region, 

was supposed to be where Robert Johnson sold his soul 

to the devil to acquire better vocal & guitar skills 

and then get hit records and he did — 

that's the great crossroads legends, so — 

we do have the dirt there, but maybe —

 I may have, like, you know — because 

he would…. you know our wall there 

had all the religious symbols, 

you know to coexist together you know 

Unity & Diversity was Our Motto 

and hidden rooms which I didn't know they were there, 

in person  that were in the Foundation Room and then they had the wall there's nobody decorated that mean wall would actually open up there'd be yet another small little, private room 

and so I was with your rooms to pray in yeah I miss a club in LA it was beautiful me too me too now there's just an aluminium and glass tower going in there that song like anywhere and so this is a full-time construction zone no matter where you live in Los Angeles it seems traffic here are you kidding me - Wow what's going on I can take 20 minutes rather they're now an hour employee I know it's a did you try to ask the question sir yes sir go ahead shout it out yeah let me let me bring the mic over there 

Ghostbusters theme park hello thank you just to start personal thank you because my wife and I met at the old house it was in West Hollywood so so thanks for everything locations up and running yeah you know we've seen some of the footage of international theme park attractions based on ghostbusters just wondering if do you know if there's any plans for anything in the u.s. Legion 

there's a company called Void and they've got a great thing that doors yeah and it goes out into like you know shopping malls and public event spaces and basically you walk in they kit you out with pack and thrower and trap or not to trap in the back of the thrower they put you in the into environment and you you know you use the equipment to neutralise spirits and entities and at one point they get you where you're just you know thirty five floors up above Manhattan with no railing they're looking down and they're coming out at you out of the sky it's really a really powerful exciting what would you call like a gallery game and that I mean ice is very impressive and I think said you know that's kind of stuck you look for also we've got the Activision video game that we're gonna a remaster we remastered that that that's coming out and that was almost like the third movie they told a great story in there and you know I really was pleased with the images of that if you play that on a big screen in a nice home theater it's quite impressive there's a team from Japan that are working on audio-visual kind of a reality VR experience with goggles and you know and for our technology you know so but as far as a big theme park wrong I didn't know I think the boy thing is the closest to to what's going on up there in that world yes I'm wearing the world I don't tell you right now come down there put over the speeding you come by court with another good project I'll get the duck country Herefords into you oh yeah they're good a little bit a little sharp mustard on there you can stay all night I got a bedroom Boise all weekend you all all week all month bring your family I know I got a good honest face you'll be all right yeah anybody yeah do with all those characters live inside of you they're asleep most of the night we have a gentleman that traveled a long ways too you must ask you a question yes sir 

Hello again — I was just wondering in 

Ghostbusters, we actually catch ghosts 

and hold them in a storage facility; 

now, did you ever think about 

how to actually destroy a ghost…?

Danny :

We didn't want to destroy them we wanted to hold them and 

we wanted to eventually figure out technology to send them across 

back where they belong but you know, so many resist going back, 

they don't want to go back, that's why there are ghosts 

they just don't want to go back — loop ghosts, 

loop hauntings, they just want to stay there 

So our idea was,  “Okay we can contain them 

and at some point get to the point 

in The Science where we could 

send them back across —”

get a question which one was that well which which incident was that oh you mean oh yes you mean no yeah yeah no no they think they like me there I think I think so Egon you know you wrote a screenplay for Ghostbusters book ghostbusters health and I would like to ask you is there any possibility that it will be sent into a book or a comic book the Ghostbusters help them oh it's a wonderful script yeah it's a good script I think we're gonna get Jason's movie may we have an animated idea we want to do and then the three cool idea for you know and another animated show pretty cool idea I have ghostbusters hi where they all meet the three of them meet Franklin's dance and Spengler and then you know hell-bent I could see once all those get made oh I could see it being a film because it introduces a whole new kind of concept in the story and it would buckle it would tie into to the to the past without depending too much on it yeah but it would make a good comic puncture you know a great video game there's some really neat equipment in that and that story really neat like what now you got any curious what time Oh like you know inter plane or interceptor you know you just get in here yeah you go from Manhattan you flick a switch and you're in men help them okay like melts in the universe man help them you know Alec Baldwin as the devil Dan yeah normal question for you so we believe in extraterrestrials we believe in spirits right well I do okay I said we exclusive okay so what's your thoughts on cryptids things like Mothman Bigfoot monster well duck Meldrum at the University of South Dakota he's a paleontologist he has a pretty compelling evidence that Bigfoot Sasquatch is a real thing he's got footprints he's got spore he's a you know a doctor paleontology so I've seen some convincing evidence there there was a her name was Rhys cap real Rhys and she was on a camping trip up north in a Winnebago up in Washington State I think it was and a sasquatch attacked their camper and she has footage of it you know and she's told me that story a couple of times I always ask her about it you know and again she still gets a chill and she thinks about it Mothman Brienne each story there they made a movie with Richard Gere about it yeah and let's see well there's you know then Yeti you know still stories about yet either Jersey Devil Chupacabra is you know there's a reason they're out there at the very least it's entertaining yes sir well the evil ray is in ghostbusters do the evil ray is there I don't know if there's any more of evil ray but it's in there okay okay well in the movie they they cut it down to the right you know they banded it properly that that movie moves along really well and I was evil there yes Gilda Radner do you think she would have been a good Ghostbuster oh anything absolutely no she wouldn't wonderful she could have been great as Janine the secretary right but we had Annie Potts, yes lady there are so many Oneliners amazing one-liners it was part of at least in our house everyday killer just curious but if you have a favorite line from one or two two might be my favorite 

[Music] I think all of Marie's dialogue just is you know the speech about the cast dogs and you know and uh you know the the speech in City Hall you know is the passion there this was fantastic he was great yeah yes yeah sure go ahead yeah well I The Banshee wanted to get out of New York City and also you know there are other countries where are there ghosts lots of them there I felt like that we could do we could do a beautiful beautiful location there and I'd meet a kind of an Banshee like entity that comes from legend that would be quite frightening earlier was The Slenderman mentioned forms and I was wondering what your take on because my wife and I have a theory on this what something in pop culture like the Slenderman or the rape it's being popularized now do or manifest in terms of like the manna the Fedora the sort of reoccurring physical theme a cultural mind form well Slenderman certainly came to life in the attack that those two girls perpetrated on their friend now Thunder man seems to me be just a digital phenomenon the fedora guy is like he's not from the internet right so we hope that Slenderman remains in the domain of the digital you know what Slenderman does arise around her I was ready to swing anything but you know what Slenderman shows that if God can kind of and cross over into the physical realm through I'm actually into the perfect prettiest behavior of humankind which is what happened there yeah yeah it's infectious um 2016 use the idea of ley lines and I Lily Dale know that Lily Dale existed ley lines what do you think about the idea that that is a path let's need to look at those old maps in Europe and see where they pass through and then you look and you see this X and there's a tower or a castle or something a hand jar of something that's been built there and and why that structure there well because it's the cross of a ley lines yeah I think the whole planet has that kind of energy running through it yeah good question because we we have we have just over four minutes left do you have something else on your schedule well we've got a sign running shoes we have photos we got lots of stuff here this afternoon honest no no I do you identify yourself as a urologist no I don't say that you don't I don't I I have an interest in it I think a you apologist really is someone who like Stanton Friedman that we just lost God yes what a wonderful guy who's the expert on Roswell someone who makes their life that who takes it on as a real profession MUFON has the Star team programs Star team investigator programs so you have to go through take an exam and learn how to question people and untreated up T's sensitively and so there's a course you have to take so until I qualify and I'm not gonna call myself youth ologist but they certainly have an interest in it and I believe I've seen for them yes what's that in what I would get the Dominion sparkplug kitty kind of like mr. Stay Puft but a kitty sparks fishnet stockings was actually a brand symbol and she could do a lot of harm because she's electric now over in the corner there yes siree I yeah very interesting afternoon yes yes we were about to interview Steven Greer we'd interviewed I'm sorry we didn't you demon Greer of the morning we were about to interview Steven Bassett you know the disclosure guy and and they called from Syfy network and said the show's canceled the day of that UFO stuff and then then yeah the disappearing blackboard you know one minute it was there and then the next the mall second once I was there the Mustang was gone so there was something happening that day you know I don't know but we can't be silenced you know and now look what's going on with the Navy and these f-18 footages come on yeah yes I have a young man who wants to ask something well I Bonus don't know you're from Vancouver that's a different party and Ottawa oh well like makes me feel at home parties that's like the Canadian mmm but without a job 

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] we don't have enough Americans up there come and visit us please please back to the future yeah you know like yeah we we have a lot of equipment but now we've got this ghost and we don't have anything you that you have so they license maybe men in black hey that's so me that's just something Wow why don't you write it can we have one last question let me just run over here real quick excuse me out of all of the tech in Ghostbusters I've looked into it I couldn't find a definitive answer what the the resistor your resistor on the side there yeah that's just absorb extra like that's a resistor as you would find in a car to kind of compensate for like over voltage so it kind of protects you from little shocks and stuff yeah and you know what the tubes for and here's the bonus question 

hey Dan great family thank you sir 

what are your thoughts on the Mandela effect and has it affected you personally which doe the Mandela effect about how we're not in the right universe uh you know with the way the world is today I don't know that any of us is in the right you remember but as you know there are I would stop millions of universes parallel universes and we're just lucky I think to live in one where we get to inhabit the planet earth the most beautiful blue sphere in the multiverse and you know sometimes we're in the right place sometimes we're in the wrong place but there's nothing we can do about it some meditate be mindful and make this universe that we're stuck in a better one amen [Applause] Dan