Predictive Programming and the Threats on the Obama Family

"Don't you remember what happened to Martin Luther King Jr. ...?"

President Barack Hussain Obama, recently.
(According to Left Progressive friends of Ray McGovern)
(But then again, the man is "ex-"CIA, so who the hell knows)


An Example of Predictive Programming (1993) 

"It was just unreal... 

...almost like something out of a movie..."

Predictive Programming in The Faculty from InvestigatingtheTerror on Vimeo.

Clip from 1998 hi school horror flick The Faculty in which two of the characters discuss the idea of predictive programming. 

One character suggests that the X-Files is real and that aliens have been here for a long time, putting stories about themselves into science fiction books and films to prepare us for when they take over.



Tarpley: Syria, The Shadow Government and Threats to Obama's Life. from Paul Coker on Vimeo.
After the failure of the Benghazi coup and the stealing back of the election, he's really made them MAD now...

All bets are off and no holds barred for the next 3 1/2 years.

Gaps are appearing in the Secret Service cover for him and Michelle and clear (non-verbal) warnings are being issued, clear as day, with a full programme of predictive programming in effect.

Stay Vigilant .

"Serious students of the events of September 11, 2001 are aware of the process by which the memes or elements of that tragic day were carefully introduced, accredited, and developed in the public mind, especially through a series of Hollywood movies.

An example is the final scene of the movie The Fight Club, which shows the collapse of a number of skyscrapers in a manner eerily prophetic of the fate of the New York Twin Towers.

Hollywood is, after all, not far away from Santa Monica, the home of that leading scenario factory known as the Rand Corporation.

Precisely in this field we have this sudden emergence of a new genre of a Hollywood blockbuster - the movie extravaganza devoted to an armed assault on the White House.

Predictive Programming - Olympus Has Fallen

"The United State of America does not negotiate with terrorists...!!"

Said with absolute, dead-pan seriousness...
My Lord...

The first of these arrived in March of this year under the title of Olympus Has Fallen, directed by Antoine Fuqua and starring Gerard Butler, Ashley Judd, and Morgan Freeman.

Here a large force of North Korean rogue terrorists strafe and storm the White House and take the president prisoner in the situation room, demanding that the US get out of Korea.

The tone is paranoid/serious, with no element of satire or irony.

The accent is on a certain kind of naturalism, including by having the real-life MSNBC commentator Lawrence O’Donnell report the events in a newscast.

Many images portray the blowing up of the entire West Wing of the premises.

Predictive Programming - White House Down

Due in theaters in late June is a second movie with virtually the identical theme, this time called White House Down, from Sony Pictures and Columbia. The director is the German Roland Emmerich, known for Independence Day, Godzilla, and The Patriot. The stars are Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx.

This time, the White House is attacked by a domestic paramilitary group led by Emil Stenz, according to the script by James Vanderbilt of the well-known oligarchical clan.

The attackers also blow up the dome of the US Capitol as a diversion.

So far as is known, Obama has not commented on either of these two motion pictures.

The Kokesh march on Washington: Rifle-toting reactionaries

Are there correlated developments in the real world?
There certainly are:

Over a period of several weeks, the disgruntled Iraq war veteran Adam Kokesh was recently calling for a July 4 anti-Obama march of 10,000 black-clad white reactionaries to violate federal and District of Columbia law by crossing the Potomac from Virginia into the District and thence around the National Mall, passing by most of the executive departments, the Congress, and the White House - all the while armed with loaded rifles.

Until about a year ago, Kokesh was a leading supporter of the Republican austerity fanatic and antigovernment demagogue Ron Paul, but he then broke with Paul and set out on his own course of provocation and adventurism.

In the unlikely event that Kokesh’s march had succeeded, he would have had the equivalent of one rifle division in position to intimidate the Congress and the White House in turn - a clear step towards anarchy.

After being arrested at a pro-marijuana rally in Philadelphia and spending a few days in jail, Kokesh has changed his strategy, and is now calling for marches on July 4 in the 50 state capitals to demand immediate secession and breakup of the federal union.

Loaded rifles would still be de rigeur.

The question of secessionism was answered with thundering finality in the American Civil War of a century and a half ago, an episode which caused this nation more than 700,000 dead.

Since the Confederate surrender at Appomattox in April 1865, anyone attempting to be open this question must be regarded as a dangerous madman.

For our purposes here, it is enough to recall that the Kokesh march is too close for comfort to the two scenario films we have just discussed.

Such then is the immediate background for the Bilderberg 2013 deliberations this weekend."

Webster G.Tarpley.

Bro. Dick Gregory - Who Is Watching The President?

Dick Gregory agrees with me and Webster Tarpley.

"When he went off to Arizona, and that white woman, the Governor, shook her finger in his face...?

Well, if you're the head of this State, and there's a whole lottsa people who would die for you in the National Guard, then is there somebody up there on the roof...?


I'm takin' my lead from you, yo' the Governor, you're the Head of the National Guard...

And yo' leader she her fist in my face...?

An' the people around him let him keep going...?

Like it's Business as Usual...?

...or is it different protocol for a negro President...? 

Huh?"

I don't know why all of you can't see it.

Suddenly (1954) from Paul Coker on Vimeo.

Assuming a role that clearly strays far from his acting comfort zone, Ole' Blue Eyes hiumself, Frank Sinatra portrays a pint-sized low-level mob hoodlum hired to carry out a paid hit.

The assassination of the President of the United States by rifle fire from an upstairs window using a high-velocity rifle with mounted scope on the presidential motorcade during a hastily arranged whisltestop tour.

This was produced in 1954, by the way.

PsyWar B-Roll

Spooks production feature S02E02 from InvestigatingtheTerror on Vimeo.

A production feature on series two episode two of Spooks, also known as the suicide bomber episode. 

Cast and Crew talk about the controversy that resulted from the show, and why it was produced. Very much informs the dialogue about predictive programming.

We are noticeably lacking in counter-measures to rebutt the attacks and refute the incoming Black Propaganda from the Cryptocracy...

Kennedy's Warning: Obama, Petraeus, Broadwell, Allen and Ham

"I'll tell you right now, unequivocally; 
I won't give the reason for your resignations.... 

If I were to do that, this country would go right down the drain..." 

President Jordan Lyman

"You can't HANDLE the truth!!" 

Colonel Nathan R. Jessep

"As Financial Times reporter Anna Fifield tweeted, "amazing how Medea Benjamin of @codepink gets in to all these speeches. every reporter in Washington recognises her, but security never does." "

Oh, REALLY.... I have had severe concerns about Code Pink, their behavior and in particular their targets in the past.

But this deserves its own write up, due to its importantance, especially of late...

More elsewhere, except to say this - that is a PERFECT Press Pool shot, 

- She could have easily had a gun.

- This was a speech delivered by the President of the United States

-The venue was the National Defense University.

- And who's watching out for the President....?

Or is that just the Secret Service standard operating procedure for a negro Commander in Chief?

I have to ask the question. Both of the following questions are equally valid:

Why didn't the Secret Service in Dallas weld all the manhole covers shut?

How did a known troublemaker penetrate Presidential protection cover at the National Defense University and how was she allowed to create a distraction (like, perhaps, the epileptic or the Umbrella Man in Dealey) and continue speaking over the President for over a minute?

Security is being tested, and breached.

Things are not being done which should be done as a matter of course without thinking.

America is Still a Profoundly Racist Country

Write down the name, if you like:

18 USC § 871 - Threats against President and successors to the Presidency

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

The President, Petreaus & the Pentagon - The Michael Hastings Interview

The President, Petreaus & the Pentagon- The Michael Hastings Interview

Exposing Seditious Treason will get you killed.

Snowden: Previously Sealed Indictment Dated the MonthBefore "Whistleblowing" Interview Occurs

USA Today

June 12, 2013 

Pg. 6

Where Was Snowden In 2006?

When USA TODAY revealed a massive NSA database, phone companies denied contracting with the government.

By Ken Paulson

My first reaction when I heard that the source who tipped news media about a National Security Agency secret phone records database had come forward was "Where were you when we needed you?"

Edward Snowden, a government contractor, announced this weekend that he leaked a sealed court order requiring Verizon to turn over the private phone records of millions of Americans.

I was the editor of USA TODAY in May 2006 when reporter Leslie Cauley revealed the existence of a massive NSA phone database, much like the one disclosed by Snowden. It involved the collection of records showing who called whom, along with call duration, but did not involve eavesdropping.

President George W. Bush responded quickly, saying "the intelligence activities I authorized are lawful," and emphasized that "the privacy of ordinary Americans is fiercely protected in all our activities." Other news organizations did their own reporting and confirmed the existence of the database.

But then came a surprise. We had reported that three phone companies had contracted with the government to provide the databases, but Verizon and BellSouth denied they had cooperated. Our sources indicated otherwise, but we now needed additional documentation. And that's where someone like Snowden would have come in handy. By disclosing classified information, he gave the world a glimpse into the legal infrastructure that put phone company records into government hands.

To this date, we do not know whether three phone companies contributed to the database in 2006, and if so, whether they did it willingly or knowingly.

Revelation faded away

After an initial two-day flurry of news coverage, our 2006 story largely receded from view, so much so that when The Guardian reported the existence of a phone database last week, most news media reported it as though it was a fresh revelation. The Guardian did note USA TODAY's earlier report, as did others after Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., defended the program, asserting that it had been in place for seven years.

Much has changed in those years.

As we prepared the story for publication in 2006, a designer pulled out a large photo of President Bush to be placed adjacent to our exclusive. I objected, saying the prominent play of the president's photo would immediately politicize the story. We wanted readers of all political persuasions to focus on the privacy and security implications.

On Friday, my old newspaper carried this headline: "SPYING EYES" in stark white letters on black background next to a prominent photo of a pained-looking President Obama. Another headline alluded to "Obama's spy plan."

It was a bold and attention-getting presentation, completely in tune with an era in which every aspect of public policy is measured with a political scorecard.

Of course, the greatest change since 2006 has been the proliferation of communications platforms. Tracking phone calls to uncover threats to national security seems almost quaint in an era of instant messaging and social media, such as Twitter and Skype. Of course, that's why news of the phone database was quickly followed by revelations about a government database tracking Internet use. That, in turn, was followed by technology and Internet companies saying they don't give the government direct access to their servers.

Will time pass again?

In all likelihood, the current furor will pass. Perhaps seven years from now, we'll see another news organization "reveal" the phone database one more time, along with disclosures about the tracking of any new digital platforms that appear in the intervening years.

These issues couldn't be more important. Our right to privacy is in play when the government has records showing what numbers we call and potentially what sites we visit. Our freedom of speech and freedom of association are at risk when the government can tell who we communicate with.

But for many Americans, these potential threats pale with our collective need for public safety. Having a record sitting somewhere saying you called for a pizza on a Tuesday evening may not seem much of a price to pay if it helps derail a terrorist plot.

It's an important debate, but one we're not likely to have at any length. Secret government programs don't lend themselves to public hearings, and journalists are hard-pressed to uncover any misuse of data. We don't know what we don't know.

Still, the Bill of Rights was ratified to keep our government at bay, ensuring that our most fundamental freedoms would remain secure. Americans deserve to know much more about the processes in place to "fiercely" protect the privacy of all citizens, as President Bush promised seven years ago.

Or perhaps we'll just wait until 2020.

Ken Paulson is the president of the First Amendment Center at the Newseum, a former editor of USA TODAY and a member of USA TODAY's Board of Contributors.

Obama on Snowden: "I Will Not Be Scrambling Jets" 

I love this guy sometimes.

N-Word, please - Policing, Race, Class and Underclass in Coalition Britain.

"Life style is defined by others,

opportunity is defined by others,

role in society by others ...

you don't have to be black to be a nigger in this society ...

most people in America are niggers"

John Lennon, February 29th, 1972.

Racism is now officially obsolete and redundant in our society  as a malign force in our midst at this moment.

I'm not even joking. I have all the proof needed to establish the fact that things aren't just as bad as I feared, they're so, so much worse...

Peoples of New Addington

The Daily Mail, Metropolitan Police Service and the Fraternal Brothers of Manor of Bensham Lodge just called you all a nigger.

Jesse Jackson: Jesus or Judas?

From Jimmy Carter's Concession Speech, 1980.

Also, of extreme importance - Carter's Secretary of State was Andrew Young.

The briefing given to the snipers of the 111th Airbourne stationed on the roof of the Firehouse on Mulberry Street at 4pm on April 4th 1968 was "Friendlies will not be wearing ties."

But they didn't take the shot.

The shot came from the bushes and from the Lorraine Motel parking lot.

The Mafia contract hit team took the shot and hit the mark first, and they did not receive such a briefing.

Martin King was on the balcony, wearing a tie. 

Billy Kyles was on the balcony, not wearing a tie and "stood away... so as he could get a better shot".

Jesse Jackson was standing downstairs in the parking lot, wearing a roll neck sweater.

And standing beside him for at least some of the time, was Martin King's best friend in the whole wide world: 

Andy Young. Wearing a tie.

And as for the Rainbow Coalition... ?

N-Word, please... - what the fuck was that, were you TRYING to lose and embarrass your party's nominee...?

Don't even answer that.

Benghazi-Balls

By the by, while we're revisiting this subject.,,

No, he isn't.

He REALLY isn't.

Not least because Tyrone Woods wasn't a Navy SEAL and Tyrone Woods more than likely isn't even his real name.

Hastings: We Now Have Means, Motive and Opportunity

You can see what made Broadwell so psychotically jealous.

She's clearly totally into him, big time.

Ah - now, this is VERY interesting.... He was researching Jilly Kelley.

And as I have been pointing out since Petreaus' failed October Surprise coup at Benghazi, Jilly Kelley doesn't exist.

Or at least she didn't prior to around April of 2012.

She was a journalist and a "socialite" no one has ever heard of.

Because she's undercover FBI - she's part of the anti-coup and sedition task force of the FBI that Obama ordered Robert Meuller to put in place to police the CIA, Pentagon brass and the disloyal, right-wing elements within the intelligence community in the wake of the Abumutalleb debacle over Flight 258, Christmas 2009.

Obama has known for certain there is an active, ongoing effort to detablise and overthrow his administration via domestic covert operations and cannily opted to capitalize on the well-known inter-agency rivalries to play them off against one another - this may explain why in the last few years, the power and abuses of power at the Bureau as opposed to CIA have been once again in the ascendant as they were in the early 1990s and much of Clintons two terms.

Which means the FBI probably offed Hastings on Meuller's say-so.

They have gone notably and openly homicidally fascist of late, even to the extent of turning on their own.

Or engaging in the kinds of behavior that we know (thanks to FOIA) that Eric Holder has in the past tactlessly referred to in DoJ emails as:

"Trentadon'ts"

That's a fairly obscure and meandering reference, but if it leaves you somewhat cold, trust when I tell you - it's dark, let's say that.

When appearing before a judge, is seems that there are Trentadus and 

Trentadon'ts.

Long story, and rather sad.

Moloch

Moloch from Paul Coker on Vimeo.

What sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?

Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgement! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovas! Moloch whose factories dream and choke in the fog! Moloch whose smokestacks and antennae crown the cities!

Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!

Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!

Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisable suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstacies! gone down the American river!

Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time!

Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!

Richard Tice and the Real, Genuine National Security Scandal

“We Don’t Want a Word on Your Allegations Pertaining to NSA Wiretapping of Obama, Judges  & Activists”

-MSNBC

“When they were placing the ear-phone in my ear with less than ten minutes left till my air time, the producer in New York said that their lawyers were discussing the material, and at this time, they did not want me to mention anything about the NSA wiretaps against all the people and organizations that I mentioned. 

That is how it went down. 

I did say on the air that I know it is much worse and would like to talk about that some time.” 

Have you heard of Richard Tice?

NSA Whistleblower

Quit in 2005.

He can't get heard on television at the moment,

He's saying 

(from personal knowledge), 

that NSA targeted and collected ACTUAL data 

(not MetaData)

from 

(amongst other people):-

Senator Barack Obama

General David Petreaus

Supreme Court Justices

And many, MANY others.....

Explicitly for the purpose of blackmail.

He can't get arrested right now (Literally)

No one is listening to what he has to say...

And no-one is running that story.

Fox Hosts Take On Whistleblower Claim That NSA Wiretapped Obama In 2004 'Out Of Control' from Paul Coker on Vimeo.

“We Don’t Want a Word on Your Allegations Pertaining to NSA Wiretapping of Obama, Judges & Activists”

- MSNBC

Today MSNBC aired an interview with Mr. Tice disclosing “some” of his revelations, thanks to the vigilant activists who tirelessly shared and disseminated Mr. Tice’s revelations and interview audio. 

Interestingly, at the last minute, MSNBC told Mr. Tice that they would NOT include his revelations on NSA’s targeting of Obama, elected officials, attorneys, judges and activists. Basically, they censored his entire testimony on these stunning allegations! 

In a correspondence with Boiling Frogs Post immediately following his censored interview with MSNBC Mr. Tice stated:

“When they were placing the ear-phone in my ear with less than ten minutes left till my air time, the producer in New York said that their lawyers were discussing the material, and at this time, they did not want me to mention anything about the NSA wiretaps against all the people and organizations that I mentioned. 

That is how it went down. I did say on the air that I know it is much worse and would like to talk about that some time.”

NSA Whistleblower Russ Tice Alleges NSA Wiretapped Barack Obama as Senate Candidate from Paul Coker on Vimeo.

Russell Brand Destroys the Media

Courts death at the same time.

Russell Brand Destroys the Media from Paul Coker on Vimeo.

Good Lord - what just happened?!!

I feel as if I've just been groped by a nun in a lift...!

Look what he's done to Zbigniew Brzinski's daughter...!!!

This is Zbigniew Brezinski's Snooty yet eminently doable daughter, Mika.

This is her father, former National Security Advisor , Bilderberger and Founder of the Trilateral Commission, Zbigniew Brzinski

He invented al-Qaeda.

He also took a Georgian Peanut Farmer and former Nuclear Physicist and made him President of the United States.

Today, no nuclear physicist could EVER become President of the United States.

Some say he once had a Pope killed.

He covered up (and possibly ordered) the "clean-up" of Jonestown, including those 500 additional bodies found days later under the first 300 or so, that no-one had noticed.

Makin' SexyTime with former Florida Congressman Joe Scarborough.

Who may or may not be a murderer. 

That's an open question.

"For Brzezinski, doing damage to Russia is a hobby."

James K. Galbraith, Democracy inaction, 

Salon.com, November 30, 2004

Back to the topic at hand....

"We can No Longer Guarantee your safety"

Mika Brzezinski Responds To Russell Brand Interview: "I've Never Gotten More Vitriol And Anger And Hatred..."

Mika, I'm certain that isn't true....

"We cannot guarantee your safety"

"I'm sure that had nothing to do with US....!"

Okay, that's in NO way suspicious....

Meet Zbigniew Brzezinski, Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorists like Zbigniew Brzezinski believe that organizations of interest work behind the scenes to manipulate world politics. 

They believe that false flag terror events are used to justify wars of aggression on political enemies. 

They believe that humanitarian rhetoric is used to mask military aggression, as in Syria. In short, they are realistic observers of world politics, just like Zbigniew Brzezinski. 

Join us today on The Corbett Report as we hear all about the conspiratorial view of history straight from the horse’s mouth.

http://www.corbettreport.com/episode-252-meet-zbigniew-brzezinski-conspiracy-theorist/

(support Corbett, visit his website - he's awesome)

But Wait...!!

There is still more to be had here...

Why DID he divorce Katy Perry by text on New Year's Eve...?

Surely he must realise what she is....

Katy Perry - Wide Awake: Project Monarch Embedded Commands

Monarch Mind Control is a form of mind control which creates a mind control slave by utilizing the human brain's trauma response of dissociation to create a form of Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) wherein various triggers can cause the slave personality to surface and respond to commands given by the master ("Handler" in Monarch parlance).

The Monarch Mind Control designation was originally applied by the US Department of Defense to a sub-program under the CIA's MK-Ultra Program. 

However, the techniques employed in the Monarch programming system extend back further under various names, such as the Nazi marionette programming.

Even further back, the techniques used in Monarch programming can be traced to various generational Satanist families among European royalty. The MPD state created by the Monarch programming techniques were used to isolate the personality involved in Satanic rituals from a public face. Without this alternate personality, the nobles practicing Satanism inevitably went insane, so it's practice spread rapidly through the occult community.

It is unclear who first started practicing the MPD techniques as a way of creating mind control slaves rather than as a defense mechanism, but it is clear that the Nazis were using Electro-shock and binding to create slaves in the 1940s. 

After World War II, some German and Italian psychologists who were working on Marionette programming were brought to the United States to continue working on their research.

After the original development of the Monarch program inside of MK-Ultra, it has been adopted by other groups such as the Illuminati and the American entertainment industry. 

Very notably, since the 1970's the Disney corporation has been involved heavily in Monarch programming, and several of their films (especially Alice in Wonderland) are used as a base for Monarch programming.

Monarch programming is achieved through repeated abuse and torture, until the victim dissociates from reality into a fantasy world in their head. 

When that happens somehow an alternate personality is created, and the handler (abuser) can trigger this personality at any time.

Beta programming is sex kitten programming, used to create "ultimate prostitutes" as well as celebrities used to sell sex in the media to the masses. 

Making it look cool and awesome to be sexually abused and over used. 

They are made to be devoid of all sexual inhibitions. 

Delta programming is used to program soldiers and patsys to carry out ritualistic murders.

Monarch programming is applied when a drone is needed to carry out commands which are of a morally questionable nature. 

Monarch victims are used for assassinations and murders which must be carried out for political purposes. 

It is used heavily within the entertainment industry to create easily manipulated music stars. 

One variation of the process, known as "Kitten" or "Sex Kitten" programming is used to create willing sexual body slaves.

Could there be any truth to this in her particular case...?

Let's see:

Katy Perry Admits Using Subliminals

Despite the intuitive connection between the Handler and a King or Monarch, the Monarch in this context refers to Monarch Butterflies, not to a Monarchical form of government.

Russell Brand on Katy Perry

Watch for the Jedi Mind Trick: "This isn't the Tweenie Bopper Bride you're looking for...."

It appears that Russell Brand may be a Wizard.

Katy Perry Opens Up to Ellen

Strict Religious Background = CHECK

Over-Churched = CHECK

No awareness of who "The Real Katy Perry" is = CHECK