Pick Up The Damn Phone, Tony

Two men walk into a bar. 

The First Man orders a scotch and soda. 

The Second Man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. 

He falls to the floor shaking.... and then through the floor and into the Earth. 

He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. 

They're not that close.

Here follows the most potent and powerful Tripplefold enchantment in all if language :

• I Love You

• I'm Sorry and 

• You Were Right.

so with that in mind, and that said, lets first hear from the person who won the arguement :

Tony, 

I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. 

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We all need family. The Avengers are yours. Maybe more so than mine. 

I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. 

My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. 

And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. 

Which is why I can't let them down either. 

Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't be. 

I know I hurt you, Tony. 

[ Two crucial 

I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. 

Hopefully one day you can understand. 

I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. 

I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. 

That's all any of us should. 

So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, 

I'll be there.

"I Love You."

"I'm Sorry."

I Remember it Differently

Most Things Don't Matter

Stark: 

It’s not that easy. 

The Avengers broke up. 

We’re toast. 

Banner: 

Broke up..?!

 Like a band? 

Like the Beatles? 

Banner: 

Tony, listen to me —

Thor is gone.

 Thanos is coming —

It doesn’t matter who you’re talking to or not. 

Tony, 

I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. 

We all need family. The Avengers are yours. Maybe more so than mine. 

I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. 

My faith's in people, I guess. 

Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. 

Which is why I can't let them down either. 

Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. 

I know I hurt you, Tony.

 I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. 

Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. 

I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. 

That's all any of us should. 

So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us, if you need me —

I'll be there.

 

Please — I WAS You. With Better Music on my IPod.

Lilah Morgan :

You Think You KNOW Me...?

Cordelia :

Please — I WAS You. With Better Shoes.

King Lear's a helluva Good Play...

Everyone DID notice the bizarre little asynchronous cameo of James Rhodes in Doctor Strange, violating the MCU timeline just seconds before Strange's fateful car crash, didn't you..?

Didn't you..?

And Tony's Father (and Mother) Died in a Car Crash - it just took the grip of a powerful man to finally snuff him.

So did Strange's Ego (it just took it about 5 years (and the grip of a powerful woman) to finally snuff it.

Robert Downey Jr. Has a Watch Collection. Which means that Tony Stark has a Watch Collection.

Before his accident, Stephen Strange has a Watch Collection.

After he becomes 

Sorcerer Supreme, 

Master of the Mystic Arts, 

he retains a single watch, given to him by someone who loved him.

It doesn't work.

For What is 'Time' to an Immortal..?

James Bond's Watch was a Wedding Present — inscribed on the back by his wife are the words 

We Have All The Time in The World.

This is a Curse. 

Because there is no such thing as 'Time' - so They have NOTHING.

And then She was shot in The Head.

Straight Through Her Third Eye

And James Bond is an immortal - as these dates prove.

Because he is constantly getting younger.

So, for an immortal, 

"We Have All The Time in The World"

is a curse on a par with

"May You Live in Interesting Times"

Robert Downey Jr lives in a Windmill.

Doctor Strange lives in a Temple.

Doctor Stephen Strange :

He could destroy life on a scale, heitherto undreamt of. 

Stark: 

Did you seriously say 'hitherto undreamt of'?

Dr. Strange: 

Are you seriously leaning on The Cauldron of the Cosmos?

Stark: 

Oh, is that what this is?

[Cloak smacks him] 

I’m going to allow that. 

Dr. Stephen Strange :

People Used To Think That I Was Funny...

Wong:

Did They Work For You?

Stark: 

Who just saved your magical ass? 

Me. 

Dr. Strange: 

I seriously don’t know how you get that head into that helmet.

Stark: 

Admit it, you should have ducked out when I told you to.

Strange: 

Unlike everyone else in your life, I don’t work for you.

Stark: 

And due to that fact, we’re now in a flying donut, 

billions of miles from Earth with no back-up.

Spider-Man :

I’m back-up.

Stark: 

No, you’re still away. 

The adults are talking. 

Strange: 

I’m sorry. I’m confused as to the relationship here. 

What is he, your ward?

The "Oh - and You're Welcome Moment" :

Stark actually says  it 

(Because he needs to be recognised)

Stark: [ to Strange] 

What is your job exactly, except to make balloon animals?

Dr. Strange: 

Protecting your reality, douchebag.

Strange Knows There is No Point -

If You Have to Ask, You'll Never Know.