Saturday 10 October 2020

GAME

 


Take a look at The Lawman,

Beating up the wrong guy --

Oh, Man! Wonder if he'll ever know?

He's on The Best-Selling Show

Is there Life on Mars...?





Did you find the girl? 

 

No, well, I can't say I'm very surprised. 

 

I'm going to rest in my bed for half an hour. 

I do not wish to be disturbed. 

I'd stay there until tonight, if I was you. 

We don't much relish strangers around today. 

 

He's asleep. I don't like to use it on him, really. 

The laird said we're to take no chances, didn't he? 

 

I know, but with the Hand of Glory there's no telling when you wake. 

He might sleep for days. 

 

All the better. 

 

Shh! 

We don't want him butting in. 

Go on, light it up. 

That will make you sleep, my pretty Sergeant. 

I'm away to change. 

We can't do without Punch. 

You best get on ahead. 

They've given you girls five minutes start, haven't they? 

Good-bye. 

What's the matter with you, Macgreagor? 

Do you call that dancing?

Cut some capers, man. Use your bladder. 

Play The Fool. 

That's what you're here for. 

I suppose you've been getting drunk at your own bar. 

That's more like it! 

Good, good! 

 

Here comes the job, that you chop off your head! 

Chop, chop, chop, chop. 

Chop, chop, chop, chop. 

 

Everyone must go through, Macgreagor. 

It's a Game of Chance, remember. 

 

It's Holly. 

Well done. 

 

Now, my friends, to The Beach. 

O god of the sea, I offer you this ale as a libation, that you may bestow upon us in the year to come the rich and diverse fruits of your kingdom. 

Hail, god of the seas! Accept our offering! 

And now, for our more dreadful sacrifice... 

yo those who command the fruit of the Earth. 

 

It's Rowan. 

 

What's the matter, Mr. Macgreagor? 


Now, don't be frightened. I'm a police officer.

I've got to try and get you away.


Hurry, mister, please.

I don't like it here. They're coming. 

Do you know what they're gonna do? 

They're going to - - Come on, come on. Hurry, hurry! 

We can escape through The Cave. I know The Way. 

Quickly. That's The Way Out up there. 

Come on. It's through a big tunnel. 


We seem to have lost our torch-bearing friends.

 

I'm sorry. It was worse than I remembered it.

Did I do it right?


You did it beautifully! 

Dear little Rowan. Rowan, darling. 

Come on, now. 


LORD: 

Welcome, Fool. 

You have come of your own Free Will to the appointed place. 

The Game is over. 


POLICEMAN :

Game? What Game? 


LORD :

The Game of The Hunted leading The Hunter. 

You came here to find Rowan Morrison, but it is We who have found You and brought You Here and controlled your every thought and action since You arrived. 

Principally, we persuaded you to think that Rowan Morrison was being held as a sacrifice because our crops failed last year. 


POLICEMAN :

I know your crops failed. 

I saw the harvest photograph. 

LORD :

Oh, yes. They failed, all right, disastrously so... for the first time since my grandfather came Here. 

The blossom came but The Fruit withered and died on The Bough. 

That must not happen again this year. 

It is our most earnest belief that the best way of preventing this is to offer to our God of The Sun and to The Goddess of Our Orchards the most acceptable sacrifice that lies in our power. 

Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. 

A little child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult. 


POLICEMAN :

What do you mean, "right kind of adult"? 


LORD :

You, Sergeant, are the right kind of adult, as our painstaking researches have revealed. 

You, uniquely, were The One We Needed. 

A Man who would come Here of his own Free Will. 

A Man who has come Here with The Power of a King by representing The Law. 

A Man who would come Here as a Virgin. 

A Man who has come Here as a Fool. 




POLICEMAN :

Get out of my way. 


WENCH :

You are The Fool, Mr. Howie - 

Punch, one of the great Fool-Victims of History, for you have accepted The Role of King for a day, and who but A Fool would do that? 

But you will be revered and anointed as a King. 

You will undergo Death and Rebirth - Resurrection, if you like. 

The rebirth, sadly, will not be yours, but that of our crops. 



POLICEMAN :

I am a Christian, and as a Christian, I Hope for Resurrection. 

And even if you kill me now, it is I who will live again, not your damned apples. 


Sleep Close and fast 


POLICEMAN :

 

No matter what you do, you can't change the fact that I believe in the Life Eternal, as promised to Us by Our Lord, Jesus Christ. 

I believe in The Life Eternal as promised to Us by Our Lord, Jesus Christ. 


LORD :

That is good. For believing what you do, we confer upon you a rare gift these days - a Martyr's Death. 


You will not only have Life Eternal, but you will sit with The Saints among The Elect. 

Come. It is time to keep your appointment with The Wicker Man. 




POLICEMAN :

Now, wait! Now, all of you, just wait and listen to me. 

And you can wrap it up any way you like. 

You are about to commit murder. Can you not see? 

There is no Sun God. 

There is no Goddess of The Fields. 

Your crops failed because your strains failed. 

Fruit is not meant to be grown on these islands. 

It's against Nature. 

Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? 

Summerisle, you know it won't. Go on, man. 

Tell them. Tell them it won't. 


LORD :

I know it will




POLICEMAN :

Well, don't you understand that if your crops fail this year, next year you're going to have to have another blood sacrifice? 

And next year, no one less than The King of Summerisle himself will do. 

If the crops fail, Summerisle, next year your people will kill you on May Day. 


LORD :

They will not fail. The Sacrifice of The Willing King-like Virgin-Fool, will be accepted. 




POLICEMAN :

But don't you see I'll be missed?

They'll come looking for me.


There will be no traces. Bring him up, Oak. 

Go on.


No! Think! Just think what you're doing

! Think what you're doing! Think! In The Name of God, think what you're doing! 


Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ! 

Oh, my God! Christ! No, no, dear God! No, Christ! No, no! 


Mighty god of the Sun, bountiful goddess of our orchards, accept our sacrifice and make our blossoms fruit. Mighty god of the Sun, bountiful goddess of our orchards... - Hear ye the words of the lord! ...accept our sacrifice and make our blossoms fruit. Awake, ye heathens, and hold! It is the Lord who hath laid waste your orchards! It is he who hath made them bare! - Reverence the sacrifice. Hold, ye husbandmen, because the harvest of your field hath perished and the vine is dried up and the apple tree languisheth! Even all the trees of the field are withered because the truth is withered away from the sons of men. Desire shall fail and ye shall all die accursed! Summer is a-comin' in Loudly sing cuckoo Grows the seed and blows the mead And springs the wood anew Sing cuckoo Ewe bleats harshly after lamb Cows after calves make moo The lord's my shepherd I'll not want He takes me down to lie in pastures - Oh, God. Grows the seed and blows the mead And springs the wood anew - Sing cuckoo - Oh, God. I humbly entreat you for the soul of this, thy servant, Neil Howie... who will today depart from this world. Do not deliver me into The Enemy's hands... or put me out of mind forever. Let me not undergo the real pains of hell, dear God, because I die unshriven - Cuckoo, cuckoo - and establish me in that bliss which knows no ending, - Cuckoo - through Christ, our lord. Grows the seed and blows the mead Failure! Failure! Sing cuckoo Ewe bleats harshly after lamb Cows after calves make moo Bullock stamps and deer champs Now shrilly sing cuckoo Cuckoo, cuckoo Wild bird are you Be never still, cuckoo





Friday 9 October 2020

PUNCH





Thou art not a man, thou’rt but a jester!
On with the motley, and the paint, and the powder!
The people pay thee, and want their laugh, you know!
If Harlequin thy Columbine has stolen, laugh Punchinello!
The world will cry, "Bravo!"




Tuesday 6 October 2020

How to Talk to Old People






ROBERY BLY: 
[at A Gathering of Men] 
Robert Moore, from Chicago, is a wonderful man. 

He’s beginning to do work with Men. 
He’s got about 11 degrees. 

And I heard him the other day. 
And one of the things he said, 
Men do not learn except in ritual space.” 


I was astounded at the idea. 
Men do not learn except in ritual space.” 

And he said, 
“I know from talking to the men who have been there that you set up a ritual space.” 

How you don’t know how you do it, but it’s done. 
And partly it’s done because no women are there, partly it’s done because it’s in The Woods, partly it’s done because older men are there.

Now we take all the older men we have, over 60, we put them all in the front row. 
You can imagine how that helps with ritual space. 
These men that I used to ask to sit in the front here, they had never been honored as an older man in their whole life. 
They couldn’t believe it.

1st MAN AT GATHERING:
Can we do that now?

BLY:
Should we do it? Let’s do it. 
All the men over 55, would you come up here and sit down in the front row? 
[applause
Will you come down? 
Come on over here.


i






[NCC-1701 Bridge]

(Complete with sound effect, they did a great job of recreating it for us. The viewscreen has the ubiquitous orange planet on it. Scott goes to his old station and pours a drink.) 

SCOTT: 
Here's to you, lads. 

PICARD: 
I hope I'm not interrupting. 
I was just coming off duty and I wanted to see how you were doing. 

SCOTT: 
Not at all, not at all. 
Have a drink with me, Captain. 

PICARD: 
Thank you. 

SCOTT: 
I don't know what it is, exactly, but I would be real careful. 
It's real —


(Picard knocks it back in one) 

PICARD: 
Aldebaran whiskey. 
Who do you think gave it to Guinan? 

SCOTT: 
Ah. 

PICARD: 
Constitution class. 

SCOTT: 
Aye. You're familiar with them? 

PICARD: 
There's one in the Fleet museum, but then of course, this is your Enterprise? 

SCOTT: 
I actually served on two. 
This was the first. 
She was also the first ship I ever served on as Chief Engineer. 
You know, I served aboard eleven ships. 
Freighters, cruisers, starships, but this is the only one I think of. 
The only one I miss. 

PICARD: 
The first ship I ever served aboard as Captain was called the Stargazer. 
It was an overworked, underpowered vessel, always on the verge of flying apart at the seams. 

In every measurable sense, my Enterprise is far superior. 

But there are times when I would give almost anything to command the Stargazer again. 

SCOTT: 
It's like the first time you fall in love. 
You don't ever love a woman quite like that again. 
Well, to the Enterprise and the Stargazer. 
Old girlfriends we'll never meet again. 

PICARD: 
What do you think of the Enterprise- D? 

SCOTT: 
She's a beauty, with a good crew. 

PICARD: But? 

SCOTT: 
But. When I was here, I could tell you the speed that we were traveling by the feel of the deckplates. 
But on your ship, I feel like I'm just in the way. 

PICARD: 
Seventy five years is a long time. 
If you would care to study some technical schematics or —

SCOTT: 
I'm not eighteen. 
I can't start out like a raw cadet. 
No, there comes a time when a man finds that he can't fall in love again. 
He knows that it's time to stop. 
I don't belong on your ship. 
I belong on this one. 

This was my home. 
This is where I had a Purpose. 

But it's not real. 
It's just a computer generated fantasy. 
And I'm just an old man who's trying to hide in it. 

Computer, shut this bloody thing off. 
It's time I acted my age.

Is This Guy for Real?


Pardon me, my friend - I am Nijerian Royaltee. 
And I need you to send me money.

Please ignore the fact that I can't spell 'Nigerian'.
Or, 'Royalty'.


Here is How it Works : first you decide to treat the object whose behavior is to be predicted as a rational agent; then you figure out what beliefs that agent ought to have, given its Place in The World and its Purpose

Then you figure out what desires it ought to have, on the same considerations, and finally you predict that this rational agent will act to further its goals in the light of its beliefs. 

A little practical reasoning from the chosen set of beliefs and desires will in most instances yield a decision about what the agent ought to do; that is what you predict the agent will do.

—  Daniel Dennett, 
The Intentional Stance, p. 17










Quatermass deduces that an alien life-form which comes from one of the moons of Saturn, which lives on ammonia, hydrogen and methane, but to which oxygen is a deadly poison, travels to earth in the meteorites, and in the few seconds they spend out of their shells before dying they possess human minds, and transmit knowledge to each other in a collective consciousness.







Chooser of The Slain


Gene Hunt Vs Capri (ride of the valkyries) 




In Norse mythology, a valkyrie (/vælˈkɪəri, -ˈkaɪri, vɑːl-, ˈvælkəri/; from Old Norse valkyrja "Chooser of The Slain") is one of a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live.

Selecting among HALF of those who die in battle (the other half go to the goddess Freyja's afterlife field Fólkvangr), the valkyries take their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. There, the deceased warriors become einherjar (Old Norse "single (or once) fighters".

When the einherjar are not preparing for the events of Ragnarök, the valkyries bear them mead.

Valkyries also appear as Lovers of Heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the Daughters of Royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens and sometimes connected to swans or horses.



Albus Severus Potter: 
Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?

Harry Potter:
Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. 
One of them was a Slytherin and he was The Bravest Man I’ve Ever Known.

Albus Severus Potter:
But just say that I am.

Harry Potter: 
Then Slytherin House will have gained a wonderful young wizard. 
But listen, if it really means that much to you, you can choose Gryffindor. 
The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.

Albus Severus Potter: 
Really?

Harry Potter:
Really.

[the train warden sounds his whistle for everyone to board the train]

Harry Potter: 
Ready?

Albus Severus Potter: 
Ready.

Saturday 3 October 2020

SUBLIME


"...Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – 

like a new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."

REBUILDING
AMERICA’S
DEFENSES

Strategy, Forces and Resources
For a New Century


A Report of
The Project for the New American Century
September 2000


ABOUT THE PROJECT FOR THE
NEW AMERICAN CENTURY

Established in the spring of 1997, the Project for the New American Century is a nonprofit, educational organization whose goal is to promote American global leadership. The Project is an initiative of the New Citizenship Project. William Kristol is chairman of the Project, and Robert Kagan, Devon Gaffney Cross, Bruce P. Jackson and John R. Bolton serve as directors. Gary Schmitt is executive director of the Project.

“As the 20th century draws to a close, the United States stands as the world’s most preeminent power. Having led the West to victory in the Cold War, America faces an opportunity and a challenge: Does the United States have the vision to build upon the achievement of past decades? Does the United States have the resolve to shape a new century favorable to American principles and interests?

“[What we require is] a military that is strong and ready to meet both present and future challenges; a foreign policy that boldly and purposefully promotes American principles abroad; and national leadership that accepts the United States’ global responsibilities.

“Of course, the United States must be prudent in how it exercises its power. But we cannot safely avoid the responsibilities of global leadership of the costs that are associated with its exercise. America has a vital role in maintaining peace and security in Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. If we shirk our responsibilities, we invite challenges to our fundamental interests. The history of the 20th century should have taught us that it is important to shape circumstances before crises emerge, and to meet threats before they become dire. The history of the past century should have taught us to embrace the cause of American leadership.”

– From the Project’s founding Statement of Principles





 
 
Sampling, as we now understand it, consists of taking individual parts of an existing record – a drum beat, perhaps, or a melody line and making something new out of them. It is about finding a loop or a beat that is good in itself, and using that to build something else

The JAMs, on the other hand, took whole sections of someone else’s record and used them as they were. They took things not for how they sounded, but for what they represented. When they took parts of ABBA and The Beatles it was not because of the quality of the sound, but very specifically because they were records by ABBA and The Beatles. 

The bluntness of The JAMs musical thefts can be seen as being an unsophisticated, early attempt at sampling. With the art or craft of sampling still being developed, this argument suggests, it is not surprising that these pioneering records have a naive quality. 

Again, this misses the intention behind what they were doing. A more useful model would be to view them as what the Situationists called détournements. The Situationists were a group of thinkers and critics who were active in the Fifties and Sixties, mainly in France. 
 
At the heart of their thinking was the concept of The Spectacle. The Spectacle can be thought of as the overwhelming representation of all that is real. 
 
In the simplest possible terms it can be understood as being mass media, but that simple definition should really be expanded to include our entire culture and our social relations. 
 
The Spectacle is both the end result of, and the justification for, our consumerist society. The Spectacle draws our attentions away from what is real to what is merely a representation
 
The Situationists saw in our culture a shift in our focus from being to having, and then from having to appearing to have. This is a process that the users of Facebook will probably grasp immediately. This absorption in the image of things, they felt, was the cause of our modern alienation. 
 
The Situationists were not keen on the spectacle, yet it is the central idea at the heart of their self-referential reality tunnel. The thinking behind Situationist détournements goes like this: every day we are bombarded by adverts, images, songs or videos. They are part of the spectacle of the system, distractions that keep us numb and alienated. 
 
Importantly, we get these whether we want them or not, for it is almost impossible to live in the modern world and not be subject to this bombardment. They are a form of psychic pollution, one which is forced on us by capitalists. As we cannot escape from this onslaught, the Situationists argued, our only honourable response is to fuck with it.
 
Détournement, then, involves taking the cultural images that are forced on us and using them for our own ends. It involves changing the text or context of an image in order to subvert its meaning. The Situationists altered cultural images in the pages of their pamphlets, perhaps by taking a newspaper advert for a consumer product and replacing the text with quotes from Sartre about alienation. 

These days it is more frequently seen in graffiti, or across the internet on Tumblr blogs and social networks like Facebook, where it is known as ‘culture jamming’. Company logos are a frequent target. 
 
The idea, as the Situationists put it, is to ‘turn the expressions of the capitalist system against itself’. The aim is to break their spell. In this context, consider the first JAMs single ‘All You Need Is Love’
 
As its title suggests, this begins with a steal from The Beatles’ song of the same name. The Beatles, of course, are the highest expression of the ‘proper band’ model and generally considered to be the unarguable kings of modern pop music. The highest point of The Beatles, many would argue, was their psychedelic explosion in 1967 and the highest point of this was ‘All You Need Is Love’. 
 
This song was the UK’s contribution to Our World, the first live global television programme. This event was made possible by the recent invention of communication satellites. For the first time in history, people around the world would come together and watch the same thing at the same time. For such a symbolic event The Beatles boiled down the message of the age into a simple melody and the beautifully sung refrain ‘Love, love, love’. 
 
Then, surrounded by flowers and the beautiful people of Swingin’ London, they sent that message, in the form of pop music, around the entire globe. 
 
So when The JAMs started their first record with fifteen seconds of ‘All You Need Is Love’, this was no mere sampling. 
 
The way they ended the sample, by slowing down the final ‘love, love, love’ refrain until it collapsed into nothing, can only be seen as a rejection. This was a statement of intent. It was about claiming – and then dismissing – the height of The Beatles and, by extension, pop music as a whole. 
 
Such were the ambitions and the acts of the two men who had taken on the name The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu. That intro was followed by an MC5 sample, the shout of ‘Kick out The JAMs, motherfuckers!’ which Robert Anton Wilson had discussed in Illuminatus!. This was followed by a sampled voice which states ‘Sexual intercourse no known cure’, and introduces the lyrical theme of the track. This is a song about AIDS, a disease which had only become known to the general public a few years earlier and which brought an end to the sexual liberation of the 1960s and 1970s. 
 
The Beatles’ historic expression of the 1967 Summer of Love had been détourned and subverted into an opposite, more contemporarily relevant message. This basic principle, that you have the right to do what you like with whatever culture is thrust at you, is made explicit in their reworking of The Dave Brubeck Quartet’s ‘Take Five’, which The JAMs retitled ‘Don’t Take Five (Take What You Want)’. 
 
The idea would later take on a more political tone in the internet copyright wars of the early twenty-first century. It is the (frequently unspoken) heart of the philosophy behind torrent sites such as the Pirate Bay and related political organisations such as the Pirate Party. It is an argument that is still being digested by our culture. 
 
The finished record was shit, of course. There are very few people who could listen to it today and say, with hand on heart, that as a record it has merit. This is all the more apparent if you play it after listening to The Beatles’ ‘All You Need Is Love’, which retains its innate quality to this day. 
 
As Drummond and Cauty’s press agent Mick Houghton told Richard King, ‘[Drummond] came up and played me The JAMs and I thought it was absolute rubbish . . . I just couldn’t take it seriously because it was a racket. It was Bill Drummond pretending to be some kind of Glaswegian dock worker over a load of Abba samples, and I thought it was complete tosh, seriously, I really did and I may or may not have said that to him.’ 
 
Faced with the difficulty of promoting such a band, Houghton made it clear to the press exactly who The JAMs were. The pair had adopted pseudonyms – King Boy D for Drummond and Rockman Rock for Cauty – and were trying to hide behind the persona of Scottish dock workers, rapping in the pronounced accent that Drummond used on his solo record. 
 
The revelation of their true identities was a wise move on Houghton’s part, for the press knew of Drummond and Cauty and knew enough to be curious about what they were up to. The press were intrigued by the mystique that The JAMs were beginning to weave around themselves. 
 
Drummond’s first lyric on ‘All You Need Is Love’ was ‘We’re back again’, not a typical opening line for a debut single by a band that had only formed a few months earlier. 
 
The rap continues, ‘They never kicked us out, 20,000 years of “shout, shout, shout”.’ Again, it is not usual for rap artists to announce themselves as a continuation of a 20,000-year history. 
 
The line ‘They never kicked us out’ is a clue here. It is a direct reference to Illuminatus!, and to the Illuminati’s attempts to kick out the Discordian splinter group The Justified Ancients of Mummu. 
 
By 1987, Illuminatus! was not widely read. Even those who had heard of it were unlikely to read it, for by then it had the unacceptable air of a hippy text. Yet without knowledge of this book, The JAMs’ lyrics appeared to be extraordinarily enigmatic, and certainly unlike anything else around. 
 
Even their name was otherworldly – ‘Justified?’ ‘Ancient?’ These were not words used in pop music. Their strange mystique seemed to have an internal logic to it. It wasn’t meaningless or surreal nonsense, but it somehow meant something on its own terms. Even when their name was explained as being taken from Wilson and Shea’s books, as it was in almost every article written about the band, this didn’t reduce the mystery, for very few people went on to read the books. 
 
Discordianism was largely unknown then, as indeed it remains to this day. In this context wherever The JAMs were coming from wherever that was – seemed to be somewhere new. For the music press, this was all good. Journalists are, by necessity, more drawn to something that is good to write about rather than something that is good to listen to. 
 
And there was much about The JAMs that made good copy. Their habit of publicising themselves using graffiti – another nod to the Situationists – or creating crop circles was something else that the press approved of, for the resulting story would automatically be more interesting than an announcement made by a press release. 
 
It did not hurt, of course, that many of their records quickly became unobtainable. 
 
Within a month of the independent release of ‘All You Need Is Love’, three major record labels had taken out injunctions. The court order they obtained required the record not merely to be withdrawn, but that all existing copies be destroyed. In this instance, they were too late. Only five hundred copies had been pressed, and they had all been sold. All this created great publicity for the release of a subsequent version, which had reworked or rerecorded all the samples in order to make them more or less legal. 
 
This legal attention took The JAMs by surprise. ‘We just thought that no one was going to take any notice of [the record],’ Drummond has said. The JAMs’ legal problems came to a head with the release of their album 1987: What The Fuck Is Going On?, which included ABBA on the track ‘The Queen and I’. 
 
‘Included’ is probably not the correct word here, for so liberal were The JAMs with their use of long chunks of ‘Dancing Queen’ that it would be more accurate to call it an ABBA track that featured contributions from The JAMs. 
 
ABBA’s lawyers were having none of it. Shortly after the album was released, Drummond and Cauty were contacted by the Mechanical Copyright Protection Society, or MCPS.  
 
‘One of our members, whose work is used substantially on the 1987 album, is not prepared to grant a licence in respect of their work,’ the MCPS wrote.  
 
‘We must therefore insist that in respect of this record you 
 
(i) cease all manufacture and distribution, 
 
(ii) take all possible steps to recover copies of the album which are then to be delivered to MCPS or destroyed under the supervision of the MCPS, 
 
and 
 
(iii) deliver up the master tape, mothers, stampers, and any other parts commensurate with manufacture of the record. 
 
Drummond and Cauty took legal advice and were informed that it would cost them £20,000 to fight this in court. And that they would lose
 
Publicity-wise, of course, this was terrific. Drummond had initially thought that if he met with ABBA and explained his reasons, then they would be able to come to an agreement as artists. It quickly become clear that no meeting would ever be granted. 
 
Nevertheless, Cauty and Drummond headed to Sweden with the NME journalist James Brown in tow. Here they played the offending song outside ABBA’s publishing company and presented a fake gold disc (marked ‘for sales in excess of zero’) to a prostitute who, they argued, looked a bit like one of the women from ABBA. 
 
They then destroyed most of the remaining copies of the album by setting fire to them in a field and were promptly shot at by a farmer for their trouble. On the ferry home they threw the remaining copies into the North Sea and performed an improvised set on the ferry, the only known live JAMs performance, in exchange for a large Toblerone. 
 
This was the start of Drummond and Cauty’s reputations as being masters of the publicity stunt. 
 
It is worth noting the gulf between this reputation and how they actually behaved. The traditional role of media manipulator is a scheming, cynical one, where intricate plans are mapped out in advance and followed to the letter. The archetype of the manipulative producer is perhaps best embodied in the Sex Pistols film The Great Rock ’n’ Roll Swindle. This presents the story of the Sex Pistols as a grand scheme by their manager, Malcolm McLaren, who is shown manipulating the band like a sinister puppet master for his own financial gain. 
 
In contrast, The JAMs, on adventures such as the Swedish trip and others, are simply winging it. The impetus here was that they had to destroy their stock of the album and they wanted to make that act a thing in itself, something symbolic and interesting. Beyond that, they were scrabbling around for ideas and just trying to make something happen. 
 
Hindsight may fix these events into a narrative that makes them appear symbolic or almost pre-ordained, such as the way the bonfire of their debut album mirrors the later bonfire of their money. But while they are being enacted, they are chaotic. They lack aim and purpose. To quote one of their press releases, ‘The plot has been mislaid’. 
 
Drummond now had a band that had the mystique he looked for in Echo & the Bunnymen or The Teardrop Explodes. But there was still something missing from the picture, and that was the very something that had seduced him into the music industry in the first place. This was the magic of a perfect single, the creation of a single slice of plastic containing a song so universally appealing that it speaks to everyone, outlives its creators and makes the world a better place. 
 
Critical mystique was nothing to be sniffed at, of course, but it was a shame that their records were so shit. 
 
You can see this lingering love of the great pop single in the second JAMs single, ‘Whitney Joins The JAMs’. This begins with the Mission: Impossible theme, with the impossible mission presented by the song being persuading Whitney Houston to join their band. During the early parts of the track Drummond pleads with Houston over a bog-standard dance rhythm (‘Whitney, please! Please, please join The JAMs. You saw our reviews, didn’t you? Please, Whitney, please!’) This builds until Houston’s biggest pop single, ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’, is dropped into the mix. Again, this is no normal sample, but a wholesale stealing of the track. But that is not how it is presented by the logic of the song. 
 
On The JAMs’ terms, this is Whitney Houston deciding to join their band, and Drummond sells this angle by whooping ‘Whitney Houston has joined The JAMs!’ with such excitement that you can’t help but feel delighted for him. It is tempting to see this as a turning point, the moment when the anti-music hip-hop band The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu started to turn towards the pro-music dance band The KLF. 
 
Certainly, you can no longer see the Houston sample as an act of détournement in the style of the 1987 album. Unlike the Beatles or ABBA samples, this is not subverting the meaning of the spectacle. It is about celebrating how brilliant the song they are stealing is. Many critics viewed this lauding of Houston’s single as ironic, but it was nothing of the sort. 
 
It grew out of an attempt to make a credible record that sampled the ‘Theme From Shaft’. They booked a studio for five days and Drummond went to the record shop to buy the Isaac Hayes record.  
 
‘In the window [of the record shop was] a big cut-out of Whitney Houston,’ Drummond has said. ‘I love that track, and I loved Whitney Houston then, and I just said “Wow”, and bought the album . . . We just played that track over and over again, and we just thought, “There’s no point us making records when such fantastic records as this have been made.” And that’s how that track [. . .] grew into a celebration of Whitney Houston.’

JOE






"Bye, Bye Biden"



"I started thinking as I was coming over here, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university? [Pointing to his wife in the audience:] Why is it that my wife who is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright? Is it because I'm the first Biden in a thousand generations to get a college and a graduate degree that I was smarter than the rest?"


"Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? [Pointing to his wife in the audience:] Why is Glenys the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Was it because all our predecessors were thick?"



Biden went on to duplicate other parts of Kinnock's speech, such as their forebears' ability to read and write poetry, their strength in working for hours underground in a mine only to come up and play football afterward, and their being limited by lack of a "platform" upon which to stand.

Friday 2 October 2020

SUMMERS





summer (n.2)
"horizontal bearing beam," late 13c., from Anglo-French sumer, Old French somier "main beam," originally "pack horse," from Vulgar Latin *saumarius, from Late Latin sagmarius "pack horse," from sagma "packsaddle" (see sumpter).





“For me it became fascinating because it was about the creative process to an extent. Positing the idea that she had created this world meant that we could examine the world we had created and we could talk about it in a ‘fourth wall’ way, but not in an obnoxious ‘fourth wall’ way… Like ‘how does this make sense?’ which not only is fun for the show where some things don’t make so much sense but also for, you know, that sort of existential moment in your life where you’re like ‘really’? This is my family? This is what I look like? This is what we eat? This is just all very weird and I don’t understand how we got here.’

I did try to put in a line when I was doing the X-Men for Scott Summers to say that he had a cousin who was in a mental institution who thought she fought demons, but I couldn’t justify-- I couldn’t come up with a conversation to slip it in.”

Thursday 1 October 2020

The Regrettable Bullet







This session is called in a matter of Democratic Crisis.

And we are here gathered
to resolve The Question of Revolt.

We desire that these proceedings be conducted in a civilised manner.

But Humanity is not humanised without Force.

Errant children must sometimes be brought to book with a smack on their •backsides•.

We draw your attention
to The Regrettable Bullet.

The Community is at stake,
and we have the means to protect it.

Youth, with its enthusiasms, which rebels against any accepted norm because it MUST - and we sympathise.

It may wear flowers in its hair,
bells on its toes.

But, when The Common Good
is threatened, when The Function of Society is endangered, such revolts must cease.

They are non-productive...
and must be ABOLISHED!

And The Gemini Killer was Born.




He felt at the kettle. Just warm. A few more minutes. He thought about Lucifer again, that being of unthinkable radiance. The Catholics said his nature was changeless. And so? Could he really have brought sickness and death to the world? Be the author of nightmarish evil and cruelty? It didn't make sense. Even old Rockefeller had handed out dimes now and then. He thought of the Gospels, all those people possessed. By what? Not fallen angels, he thought. Only goyim mix up devils with dybbuks. It's a joke. These were dead people trying to make a comeback. Cassius Clay can do it endlessly but not a poor dead tailor? 

Satan didn't run around invading living bodies; not even the Gospels said that, reflected Kinderman. Oh, yes, Jesus made a joke about it once, he conceded. The apostles had just come to him, breathless and full of themselves with their successes in casting out demons. Jesus nodded and kept a straight face as he told them, "Yes, I saw Satan falling like lightning from heaven." It was a wryness, a gentle pulling of the leg. But why lightning? Kinderman wondered. Why did Christ call Satan the "Prince of This World"?

A few minutes later, he made a cup of tea and took it up to his den. He closed the door softly, felt his way to the desk, and then turned on the light and sat down. He read the file.

The Gemini killings were confined to San Francisco and had spanned a range of seven years from 1964 to 1971, when the Gemini was killed by a rain of bullets while climbing a girder of the Golden Gate Bridge, where the police had entrapped him after countless failed attempts. During his lifetime he had claimed responsibility for twenty-six murders, each one savage and involving mutilations. The victims were both males and females, of random age, sometimes even children, and the city lived in terror, even though the Gemini's identity was known. The Gemini had offered it himself in a letter to the San Francisco Chronicle immediately after the first of his murders. 

He was James Michael Vennamun, the thirty-year-old son of a noted evangelist whose meetings had been televised nationally every Sunday night at ten o'clock. But the Gemini, in spite of this, could not be found, even with the help of the evangelist, who retired from public view in 1967. When finally killed, the Gemini's body fell into the river, and though days of dredging had failed to rum it up there was little doubt about his death. A fusillade of hundreds of bullets had hit his body. And the murders had then ceased.



Kinderman quietly turned the page. This section concerned the mutilations. Abruptly he stopped and stared at a paragraph. The hairs on his neck prickled up. Could this be? he thought. My God, it couldn't! And yet there it was. He looked up and breathed and thought for a while. Then he went on.

He came to the psychiatric profile, based largely on the Gemini's rambling letters and a diary he'd kept in his youth. The Gemini's brother, Thomas, was a twin. He was mentally retarded and lived in a trembling terror of darkness, even when others were around. He slept with a light on. The father, divorced, took little care of the boys, and it was James who parented and cared for Thomas.

Kinderman was soon absorbed in The Story.

With vacant, meek eyes Thomas sat at a table while James made more pancakes for him. Karl Vennamun lurched into the kitchen clad only in pajama bottoms. He was drunk. He was carrying a shot glass and a bottle of whiskey that was almost drained. He looked at James blearily. "What are you doing?" he demanded harshly.

"Fixing Tommy more pancakes, " said James. He was walking past his father with a plateful when Vennamun savagely struck his face with the back of his hand and knocked him to the floor.

"I can see that, you snotty little bastard, " snarled Vennamun. "I said no food for him today! He dirtied his pants!"

"He can't help it!" James protested. Vennamun kicked him in the stomach, then advanced on Thomas, who was shaking with fear.

"And you! You were told not to eat! Didn't you hear me?" There were dishes of food on the table, and Vennamun swept them to the floor with his hand. "You little ape, you'll learn obedience and cleanliness, damn you!" The evangelist pulled the boy upright with his hands and began to drag him toward a door that led outside. Along the way, he cuffed him. "You're like your mother! You're filth. You're a filthy Catholic bastard."

Vennamun dragged the boy outside and to the door of the cellar. The day was bright on the hills of the wooded Reyes Peninsula. Vennamun pulled open the cellar door. "You're going down in the cellar with the rats, goddamn you!"

Thomas started trembling and his large, doe eyes were shining with fright. He cried, "No! No, don't put me in the dark! Papa, please! Please—''

Vennamun slapped him and hurled him down the stairs.
Thomas cried out, "Jim! Jim!''

The cellar door was closed and bolted. "Yeah, the rats'll keep him busy," snarled Vennamun drunkenly.

The terrified screaming began.

Later, Vennamun tied his son James to a chair, and then sat and watched television and drank. At last he fell asleep. But James heard the shrieking throughout the night.

By daybreak, there was silence. Vennamun awakened, untied James, and then went outside and opened the cellar door. "You can come out now," he shouted down into the darkness. He got no reply. Vennamun watched as James ran down the stairs. Then he heard someone weeping. Not Thomas. James. He knew that his brother's mind was gone.

Thomas was permanently institutionalized in the San Francisco State Mental Hospital. James saw him whenever he could, and at the age of sixteen ran away from home and went to work as a packing boy in San Francisco. Each evening he went to visit Thomas. He would hold his hand and read children's storybooks to him. He would stay with him until he was asleep. This went on until one evening in 1964. It was a Saturday. James had been with Thomas all day.

It was nine p.m. Thomas was in bed. James was in a chair at his bedside, close to him, while a doctor checked Thomas' heart. He removed the stethoscope from his ears and smiled at James. "Your brother's doing just fine.''

A nurse put her head in the door and spoke to James. "Sir, I'm sorry, but visiting hours are over."

The doctor motioned James to remain in his chair, and then walked to the door. "Let me speak to you a moment, Miss Reach. No, out here in the hall. " They stepped outside. "It's your first day here, Miss Reach ?''

"Yes, it is."

"Well, I hope you're going to like it here,'' said the doctor.

"I'm sure I will."

"The young man with Tom Vennamun is his brother. I'm sure you couldn't miss it. "

"Yes, I noticed,'' said Keach.

"For years he's come faithfully every night. We allow him to stay until his brother falls asleep. Sometimes he stays the whole night. It's all right. It's a special case," said the doctor.

"Oh, I see."

"And, look, the lamp in his room. The boy is terrified of darkness. Pathologically. Never turn it off. I'm afraid for his heart. It's terribly weak. "

"I'll remember," said the nurse. She smiled.

The doctor smiled back. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then. Good night."

"Good night, Doctor." Nurse Keach watched him walk down the hall, and her smile immediately turned down to a scowl. She shook her head and muttered, "Dumb. "

In the room, James gripped his brother's hand. He had the storybook in front of him, but he knew all the words; he had said them a thousand times before: " 'Good night, little house, and good night, mouse. Good night, comb, and good night, brush. Good night, nobody. Good night, mush. And good night to the old lady whispering "hush.'' Good night, stars. Good night, air. Good night, noises everywhere.' " James closed his eyes for a moment, weary. Then he looked to see if Thomas was asleep. He wasn 't. He was staring up at the ceiling. James saw a tear rolling down from his eye.

Thomas stammered, "I l-l-l-love you, J-J-J-James. "

"I love you, Tom," his brother said softly. Thomas closed his eyes and was soon asleep.

After James left the hospital, Nurse Reach walked past the room. She stopped and came back. She looked in. She saw Thomas alone and asleep. She came into the room, turned off the lamp and then closed the door behind her when she left. "A special case,'' she muttered. She returned to her office and her charts.

In the middle of the night, a shriek of terror sounded in the hospital. Thomas had awakened. The shrieks continued for several minutes. Then the silence was abrupt. Thomas Vennamun was dead.

And the Gemini Killer was born.


Kinderman looked up at a window. It was dawn. He felt strangely moved by what he had read. Could he have pity for such a monster? He thought again of the mutilations. Vennamun's logo had been God's finger touching Adam's; thus always the severing of the index finger. And there was always the K at the start of one of the victims' names. Vennamun, Karl.

He finished the report: "Subsequent killings of initial K victims indicate proxy murders of the father, whose eventual dropout from public life suggests the Gemini's secondary motive, specifically destruction of the father's career and reputation by way of connection with the Gemini's crimes."

Kindernian stared at the file's last page. He removed his glasses and looked again. He blinked. He didn't know what to make of it.

He jumped to the telephone just as it rang."Yes, Kinderman here," he said softly. He looked at the time and felt afraid. He heard Atkins' voice. Then he didn't. Only buzzings. He felt cold and numb and sick to his soul.

Father Dyer had been murdered.


PART TWO


The greatest event in the history of the Earth,
now  taking place, may indeed be the gradual
discovery, by those with eyes to see, not merely
of Some Thing but of Some One at the peak
created by the convergence of the evolving
Universe upon itself. . . . There is only one Evil: Disunity.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

MIDDLE



Amistad Excerpt Middle Passage 2

KILLMONGER :
My pops said Wakanda was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. 
He promised he was going to show it to me some day. 
Can you believe that? Kid from Oakland running around believing in fairy tales. 

Killmonger winces from the pain. 

T'Challa stands and picks Killmonger up, dragging him to his feet.

 INT . VIBRANIUMMINE ELEVATOR- DAY 
T'Challa supports Killmonger as both men ride a vibranium lift towards the mouth of the mine .

 EXT. MT. BASHENGA SUNSET
 T'Challa stands at the top of the great mound next to Killmonger who is kneeling . Watching the sun creep down behind the horizon. 

KILLMONGER :
It's beautiful. 

T'Challa thinks for a long beat. 

T'CHALLA :
Maybe we can still heal you. 

Killmonger thinks on this. 

KILLMONGER :
Why? So you can just lock me up? Nah. 

Just bury me in the ocean, with my ancestors that jumped from The Ships . . . 'cause they knew Death was better than Bondage. 

Killmonger pulls the knife out of his chest, killing himself instantly.

T'Challa looks down at his cousin's now lifeless body and becomes emotional