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I Hate it When They Drown Me

11 The Earth also was corrupt before God, and The Earth was filled with violence.

12 And God looked upon The Earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon The Earth.

13 And God said unto Noah, The End of All Flesh is come before me; for The Earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with The Earth.

People in Recovery Are Great Listeners

People in Recovery Are Great Listeners 

and 

Really Observant.

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, 

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Which one..?

Bad Skin MuffinTop 

or

Red Bull Semen-Breath..?

Who's on parole?
You guys have a low opinion on Judge Palmer?

When your Field Officer is filling out his incident report, I'm Gonna be very helpful, as helpful as possible.

So let me guess, who's going to fill in the DUI?

Ugh, you flinched! 

Possession of Controlled Substance,

Domestic Violence, that's you - 
You alright, honey?

What are the random myriad of fucking misdemeanors is Gonna come to light while you're drying up at the slammer?

Failure to Appear,  Bench Warrants?

Come on!

And because I'm the only one that isn't driving with a suspended license, 
I'll be driving your gals home girls, so...

Who lives closer?

Er, Bad Skin-MuffinTop 
or 
Red Bull-Semen Breath?

Hick :
Asshole!

Throw that first punch!
You like County food?

Hick :
Meet my closed fist, Counsel -
in my own, personal space.

Or maybe, I'm Just Gonna ask you to -
Blow My Dice.

That's a metaphor, I'd heard it, 
it's good, you're funny.

Hick 2 :
Let's get the hell outta here.



Get some counselling.


AND GO TO MEETINGS

Doc Morris: 

Wow, this isn't an act, is it? 

You really aren't a pleasant person. 

Hank Palmer: 

Right now? I'm a summer breeze. 

Once I subpoena you, 

get you on The Stand 

and extract The Truth from your ass like tree sap, 

THEN you'll realize 

in THAT moment —

Correct, I'm not a pleasant person.

Eskimo Carol

You were right. 

I knew it when you said it. 

I wish it didn't have to end, not this way. 

It was never my intention to hurt you, 

but it's how it has to be. 

We have so much here-- 

people,  food, medicine, walls, 

everything we need to live. 

But what we have other people want, too, 

and that will never change. 

If we survive this threat and it's not over, 

another one will be back to take its place, 

to take What We Have. 

I love you all here. I do. 

And I'd have to kill for you. 

And I can't. I won't. 

Rick sent me away 

and I wasn't ever gonna come back, 

but everything happened 

and I wound up staying. 

But I can't anymore. 

I can't love anyone 

because I can't kill for anyone. 

So I'm going, like I always should have. 

Don't come after me, please.”

Eskimo Carol

Rimmer: 

Well, if you ask me, the Eskimos had the right idea. 

They knew how to handle The Elderly and The Permanently Baffled. 

Middle of the night, they'd take them out into the blizzard, remove their pyjamas, and just leave them to it.

Kryten: 

And that's how the Eskimos cared for their old people?

Rimmer: 

Absolutely. 

That's why there's no Eskimo word for "Eastbourne."

( crickets chirping ) 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

 Those things'll kill you. 

Tobin, 

The Spirit Guide :

You got another one? 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

Not for you. 

Tobin, 

The Spirit Guide :

 And why is that? 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

'Cause, asshole. 

( chuckles ) 

Okay. Couldn't sleep either? 

Tobin, 

The Spirit Guide :

 I never could sleep. 

Worried about tomorrow. 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

You going? 

Tobin, 

The Spirit Guide :

No. You are —

 You can do things that-- that just terrify me. 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

How? 

How do you think I do those things? 

Tobin,

The Spirit Guide :

 You're a Mom. 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

I was. 

Tobin, 

The Spirit Guide :

You are. 

It-- it-- it's not the cookies or the smiles. 

It's-- it's the hard stuff. 

The scary stuff. 

It's how you can do it. 

It's strength. 

You're a Mom to most of the people here. 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

To you, too? 

Tobin, 

Spirit Guide :

No. You're something else to me. 

Carol,

The Great Mother :

Well, it's not tomorrow yet.

( crickets chirping ) Those things'll kill you. You got another one? Not for you. And why is that? 'Cause, asshole. ( chuckles ) Okay. Couldn't sleep either? I never could sleep. Worried about tomorrow. You going? No. You are. You can do things that-- that just terrify me. How? How do you think I do those things? You're a mom. I was. You are. It-- it-- it's not the cookies or the smiles. It's-- it's the hard stuff. The scary stuff. It's how you can do it. It's strength. You're a mom to most of the people here. To you, too? No. You're something else to me. Well, it's not tomorrow yet.

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( crickets chirping ) Those things'll kill you. You got another one? Not for you. And why is that? 'Cause, asshole. ( chuckles ) Okay. Couldn't sleep either? I never could sleep. Worried about tomorrow. You going? No. You are. You can do things that-- that just terrify me. How? How do you think I do those things? You're a mom. I was. You are. It-- it-- it's not the cookies or the smiles. It's-- it's the hard stuff. The scary stuff. It's how you can do it. It's strength. You're a mom to most of the people here. To you, too? No. You're something else to me. Well, it's not tomorrow yet.

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( crickets chirping ) Those things'll kill you. You got another one? Not for you. And why is that? 'Cause, asshole. ( chuckles ) Okay. Couldn't sleep either? I never could sleep. Worried about tomorrow. You going? No. You are. You can do things that-- that just terrify me. How? How do you think I do those things? You're a mom. I was. You are. It-- it-- it's not the cookies or the smiles. It's-- it's the hard stuff. The scary stuff. It's how you can do it. It's strength. You're a mom to most of the people here. To you, too? No. You're something else to me. Well, it's not tomorrow yet.

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25792

"It Feels Good to Help Another Person...!

And You Know, You Can't Just decide to Help Another Person Because You want to —

You Have to be Given The Power to Help that Other Person..."

- Bro. Steve Cokey

Carol :
I told Richard no more visits.

King Ezekiel I : 
I am aware.

Your desire is Solitude.

That's what I've ordered 

to be facilitated.

My men are here clearing The Wasted.

The Dead are quite inconsiderate when it comes to those who are wanting to be alone.

I thought our efforts would be quiet enough to fall beneath your notice.

You're the one who opened The Door.

Carol :
Tripped my wire.

Sir Jerry :
Thought I caught it in time.
Sorry.

You hid them well, lady.

Lady Knight :
Don't call her "lady."

Sir Jerry :

Ma'am, Ms., missus...

Lady Knight :
You can shut up now.

Sir Jerry :

Copy.

Carol :
Goodbye, Your Majesty.

Jerry,

Steward at The Court of King Exekiel : 
Hold up.

Cobbler.

King Ezekiel I : 

Kevin said you like it.

Just in case you did open the door.

Carol : 
Go.

[Door closes]

[Sighs]

[Knock on door]

[And It's DARYL DIXON, Ladies+Gentlemen..!]

♪ ♪

[Sniffles]

Carol : 
Okay.

Oh.

♪ ♪

Daryl Dixon,
Orion, The Hunter :
Jesus took us to The Kingdom.

Morgan said you just left.

I was out here.

I saw you.

Why'd you go?

Carol :

I had to.

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Glenn, 

The Forerunner :

Whoa! Not Dead! 

Come on! Come on! 

Back here! Come on! Come on! 

Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. 

You The New Sheriff 

come riding in to clean up The  Town? 

Sheriff Rick Grimes :

Not My Intention.

Glenn, The Forerunner :

Yeah, whatever. 

Yeehaw. 

You're still a dumbass.

Glenn. 

You're Welcome. 

Sheriff Rick Grimes :

Rick. 

Thanks.

Oh no. 

The bright side: 

It'll be The Fall that kills us. 

I'm a Glass-Half-Full kind of guy. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

You know what's gonna happen, 

how This is gonna end. 

We're gonna walk out that door together. 

We Kick Shit 

and 

Eat Snakes.

That's Us.

Sasha, 

Spirit of Vengeance :

We can sit this one out. 

They need us here, anyway. 

Rick said to get ready for a fight. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

How'd I die? 

[Sighs] 

Sasha, 

Spirit of Vengance :

We were at The Beach. 

It was Before. 

Mm. You got pulled under... 

and you didn't come back up. 

I was trying to find you, but you were gone. 

And then, 

I started to drown. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

I hate The Beach. 

[Sighs] 

End of The Day in a wet suit? 

It's like you're sandblasting your nutsack every single step you take back to the car. 

[Laughs] 

[Chuckles] 

Luckily, The Seaside ain't on the agenda today. 

Just security and some road to chew. 

All right? 

So, come on.

Let's Go Help Maggie. 

Sasha, 

Spirit of Vengance :

Abraham. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

What?

Sasha,

Spirit of Vengance :

They can use us here. 

[Sighs] 

Just once, we sit one out. 

Someone Else... 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

It should be Us. 

Sasha, Spirit of Vengance :

Maggie's Gotta Take Care of Maggie.

It felt Real. 

It felt Real. 

Like we lost This.

[Sighs] 

And This just started.

[Sighs, sniffles] 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

C'mon. 

Sasha, 

Spirit of Vengance :

Wait.

[Sighs] 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

I like the way you call bullshit.

So let me return The Favour. 

The Next Thing you're gonna tell me is that you'll go and that I can stay. 

Because I know you didn't like hearing yourself just say that, 

"Maggie's Gotta Take Care of Maggie." 

I know those words are gonna choke in your ears a good, long while and you're gonna wanna make up for even thinking that. 

Am I right? 

Sasha, 

Spirit of Female Vengeance :

Yeah. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

We lay our Big Meaties across the chopping block ahead of 

Someone Else's. 

It's always for

Someone Else. 

Both of us know, if we're gonna kick, there sure as Hell better be a point to it. 

So maybe we feel there was a-a point to all of this. 

Alpha to Omega.

Whether it's on 

The Battlefield 

or 

The Beach 

or 

Somewhere Out There Today. 

Maggie -- 

She's carrying The Future. 

Sasha, Spirit of Vengance :

You're Right. 

[Sniffles] 

I knew how This was gonna end. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

C'mon. 

Layin' your ass on the line for Someone Else, 

tearin' it to shreds for 'em -- 

You said it before. 

Oh, my, That is Living. 

[Chuckles] 

Sasha, 

Spirit of Vengance :

You're an idiot. 

Abraham, 

The Father of Nations :

I never said otherwise.

Rick: 

Do you think Sasha did that herself? 

Maggie, 

Mother of The Widow's Son: 

I don't know how, 

but I know she did. 

She gave us a chance. 

Rick :

You did. 

You made The Right Decision to come. 

Maggie :

The Decision was made a long time ago, before any of us knew each other, when we were all strangers who would have just passed each other on the street before The World ended. 

And now we mean everything to each other. 

You were in Trouble. 

You were Trapped. 

Glenn didn't know you, but he helped you. 

He put himself in Danger for you.

And that started it all -- 

From Atlanta, 

to My Daddy's Farm, 

to The Prison, to Here... 

To This Moment Now... 

Not as strangers -- 

as Family... 

Because Glenn chose to be There for you 

That Day a Long Time Ago. 

That was The Decision that changed everything. 

It started with both of you, and it just grew... 

To all of Us... 

To Sacrifice for Each Other... 

To Suffer and Stand, 

To Grieve, to Give, 

to Love, to Live... 

To Fight for Each Other. 

Glenn made The Decision, Rick. 

I was just following his lead.

Rick: 

Back at the tank, why'd you stick your neck out for me? 

Glenn, 

The Forerunner : 

Call it foolish, naive hope that if I'm ever that far up Shit Creek, somebody might do the same for me. 

Guess I'm an even bigger dumbass than you.