Showing posts with label Room-237. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Room-237. Show all posts

Wednesday 12 October 2022

Bender





It’s a pity you High-Schoolers 
DIE so easily - 
or I might have a sense of Satisfaction, now….

The Jock :
But I didn't dump my purse out 
on The Couch and invite people 
into my problems. Did I?
So what's wrong?
What is it?
Is it bad?
Real bad?
Parents?

Yeah.

What did they do to you?

They ignore me.

The Vice :
What did you want to be
when you were young?

The Great God Janus :
When I was a kid,
I wanted to be John Lennon.

The Vice :
Carl, don't be a goof.
I'm trying to make a serious point here.

Carl, I've been teaching for 22 years.
And each year, these kids
get more and more arrogant.

The Great God Janus :
Aw, bullshit, man. Come on, Vern. 
The kids haven't changed. You have.
You took a teaching position 
because you thought it'd be fun, right?
Thought you could have summer vacations off.

And then you found out it was actually work.
That really bummed you out.

The Great God Janus :
These kids turned on me.
They think I'm a big fucking joke.

The Great God Janus :
Come off it.
Listen, Vern, if you were 16,
what would you think of you?

The Vice :
Hey, Carl, you think I give one rat's ass
what these kids think of me?

The Great God Janus :
Yes, I do.
You think about this.
When you get old, these kids -

The Vice :
When I get old, they're gonna 
be running the country.
Now, this is the thought that wakes me up 
in the middle of the night -
That when I get older, these kids 
are gonna Take Care of Me.

The Great God Janus :
I wouldn't count on it.



“One of the saddest days of my life was when 
My Mother told me 
Superman did not exist’.

I was like, 
“What do you mean he's not real…?!?”

And she thought I was crying 
because it's like 
‘Santa Claus is not real’
and I was actually crying because 

There was no-one coming 
with enough Power 
to Save Us.”

Friday 8 April 2022









[Verse 1: George Harrison]
Been beat up and battered around
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care

[Verse 2: George Harrison]
Reputation's changeable
Situation's tolerable
But, baby, You're adorable
Handle Me with Care

[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]
I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

[Chorus: Bob Dylan and Tom Petty]
Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body 
next to mine, 
and dream on

[Verse 3: George Harrison]
I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In daycare centers and night schools
Handle me with care

[Verse 4: George Harrison]
Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Handle me with care

[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]
I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison]
Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

[Verse 5: George Harrison]
I've been uptight and it made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care

CONTRIBUTE






















[Verse 1: Tom Petty]
She was there at the bar, she heard my guitar
She was long and tall, she was the queen of them all

[Chorus]
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]
She was dark and discreet, she was light on her feet
We went up to her room and she lowered the boom

[Chorus]
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night

[Verse 3: Roy Orbison]
Down below they danced and sang in the street
While up above the walls were steaming with heat

[Chorus]
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
[Verse 4: Tom Petty]
I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain
I looked in her eyes, they were full of surprise

[Chorus]
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night

[Verse 5: Roy Orbison]
I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife
The party's just beginning she said, "Your money or your life?"

[Chorus]
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night

[Verse 6: Tom Petty]
Now I'm back at the bar, she went a little too far
She done me wrong, all I got is this song

[Outro]
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night...

[Chorus: George Harrison]
Well it's all right, 
riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right,
 if you live the life you please
Well it's all right,
  doing the best you can
Well it's all right, 
as long as you lend a hand

[Verse 1: Tom Petty]
You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring
Waiting for someone to tell you everything
Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring
Maybe a diamond ring

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne]
Well it's all right,
 even if they say you're wrong
Well it's all right,
 sometimes you gotta be strong
Well it's all right, 
as long as you got somewhere to lay
Well it's all right, 
every day is Judgement Day

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]
Maybe somewhere down the road away
You'll think of me, and wonder where I am these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when 
somebody plays
Purple haze

[Chorus: Roy Orbison]
Well it's all right, 
even when push comes to shove
Well it's all right, 
if you got someone to love
Well it's all right, 
everything'll work out fine
Well it's all right, 
we're going to the end of the line

[Verse 3: Tom Petty]
Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive
I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It don't matter if you're by my side
I'm satisfied

[Chorus: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne & George Harrison]
Well it's all right, even if you're old and grey
Well it's all right, you still got something to say
Well it's all right, remember to live and let live
Well it's all right, the best you can do is forgive
Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right, if you live the life you please
Well it's all right, even if the sun don't shine
Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line




[Chorus: George Harrison]
Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right, if you live the life you please
Well it's all right, doing the best you can
Well it's all right, as long as you lend a hand

[Verse 1: Tom Petty]
You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring
Waiting for someone to tell you everything
Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring
Maybe a diamond ring

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne]
Well it's all right, even if they say you're wrong
Well it's all right, sometimes you gotta be strong
Well it's all right, as long as you got somewhere to lay
Well it's all right, everyday is Judgement Day

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]
Maybe somewhere down the road away
You'll think of me, and wonder where I am these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
Purple haze
[Chorus: Roy Orbison]
Well it's all right, even when push comes to shove
Well it's all right, if you got someone to love
Well it's all right, everything'll work out fine
Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line

[Verse 3: Tom Petty]
Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive
I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It don't matter if you're by my side
I'm satisfied

[Chorus: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne & George Harrison]
Well it's all right, even if you're old and grey
Well it's all right, you still got something to say
Well it's all right, remember to live and let live
Well it's all right, the best you can do is forgive
Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze
Well it's all right, if you live the life you please
Well it's all right, even if the sun don't shine
Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line



I don't want nothing
Nothing but you
And I'm waiting
Looking for a new blue moon

I'm so tired waiting
Waiting for you
And I'm waiting
Looking for a new blue moon

So many moons have come and gone
And none of them were blue
Too many times the sun came up, but
It came up without you, you, ya yoo hoo ooh

You won't call me
Call me lonely
And I'm waiting
Looking for a new blue moon

So many moons have come and gone
And none of them were blue
Too many times the sun come up, but
It came up without you, you, you, you yahoo
Someday when you want me
Someday you may see
I was waiting
Looking for a new blue moon
I was waiting
Looking for a new blue moon
Blue moon


You took my breath away
I want it back again
Look at the mess I'm in
I don't know what to say

I don't know how to feel
You don't care anyway
All I can do is wait
You took my breath away

You took this song of mine
And changed the middle bit
It used to sound alright
But now the words don't fit

It's getting hard to rhyme
Impossible to play
I've tried it many times
You took my breath away

One day when the sun is shining
There will be a silver lining
You knocked my headlights out
So turn them on again
I can't see where I'm going
I can't tell where I've been

I don't know how to feel
This hasn't been my day
Seems like I've lost a wheel
You took my breath away

You took my breath away
You took my breath away
You took my breath away



Wednesday 17 November 2021

237


“Oh no, now I really 
am in Trouble..!”


The Dark Multiverse is A Shadow 
under the primary Multiverse, one formed of every fear and bad decision ever made or dreamt. 
Worlds in the Dark Multiverse are fragile and constantly deteriorating, 
inevitably doomed to destruction 
by their own malformed construction.






“….While news reached The Courtroom of The High Council's mass resignation, The Master warned The Inquisitor that 
The Valeyard had materialised his TARDIS 
aroundTime Vent in The Matrix. 

If The Vent were to be opened for too long
there would be catastrophic ramifications 
for the Space-Time continuum. 

The Valeyard - now shown to be 
a pitiable old man afraid of dying 
planned to use this threat to force 
The Time Lords to give him 
The Doctor's remaining regenerations.
 
The Master revealed that he had 
been hired by the High Council 
to murder The Doctor in 
exchange for A Pardon
but he had now decided not 
to follow through 
on His Mission. 

The Doctor bluffed his way 
into The Valeyard's TARDIS 
just as The Valeyard opened 
The Time Vent Door -- 

Struggling, The Doctor and The Valeyard 
plunged into the Time Vent 
while The Master had Glitz seal The Door
Saving The Universe but trapping 
The Doctor for all eternity.

Kubrick's TIMEDOORS

“Well, it’s not easy, you know…!”

“It's not as if we know 
what That Thing IS....”

“Well, I'll Tell You -- 
it's a TIME VENT.”





“I see…!”

“Now,
What’s A Vent for, eh?”

“Well, err…”

“…Flushing?”

“Right! So stop dilly-dallying —
and FLUSH it!”

“Then we return to the motif of the shower head,
the impassive eye which has just watched this horrible thing happen.

This shot of the shower head at the beginning of the scene was
one of joy, she was going to get a new start and now that same
water is washing away the evidence of her existence and the murder.

The Water keeps running 
and The Blood flows,
but The Heart is stopping.

It's just such an amazing image 
to see Her Life flowing 
down The Drain.

What a metaphor that is!”

Elijah Wood :
And it switches to The Eye, right?
Oh, come on.
That's so good.

Eli Roth :
“I wonder how long this shot is, how long she had to hold —
To get her eye to stay open?
Just to make sure her eye didn't twitch even a tiny bit.

Oh, my God, that's incredible.

Eli Roth :
The Pointless Spiralling 
of  The Universe 
and the way that 
Everything is ultimately 
drawn down The Plughole 
towards Oblivion,  
towards Meaningless Death.

I think to some extent 
we are looking at 
Hitchcock's fears 
as well as his obsessions.”


“You see it in Barton Fink, you see it 
in so many movies and you're like, 
"Why is he going inside the drain?
Are we going to go inside?"

That is the moment of Psycho where 
Everything Changes.

This was made by an auteur film-maker and that is a very personal stamp.

It's a rupture in the movie
but the movie never achieves this 
kind of poetry again and you begin
to realise that, 
"Oh, this was what really mattered 
most to Hitchcock."

Tomasini has done a clockwise turn optically which then, right about here, hooks back up to the freeze-frame footage.

I'm just amazed they were able to get that clean.

Usually when you do an optical it's pretty grainy but it looks
so smooth and so beautiful.

It's surprising and seamless where they go from live action,
it's like one of the greatest opticals in the history of movies.

It's also kind of like what the title sequence is doing
in Vertigo, it's a theme that runs through this film
and then later on, of course. 

It's not style just for style's sake,
it's got content.


The cameras were huge and very difficult to manipulate.

You can actually see pictures of Hitchcock behind a Mitchell
and you get a sense of what it was like riding on that
carriage behind that huge locomotive of a camera.

Whereas today it's a snap, you just do it like Gus Van Sant.
In the remake he did it all live action.

The pull-back from her eye was 
a whole robotic camera move.

Gus Van Sant's Editor :
I seriously followed the original 
film shot by shot.

I was able to cut it exactly like The Original, 
and we watched it,
and it was weird and 
it didn't work.

I said, "Well, Gus, come over, watch the scene. I have a few reservations of how it's playing right now
and it doesn't feel like The Shower Scene yet."

We went in and tried to make it 
a little more Gus Van Sant-y.

To duplicate something as iconic 
as The Shower Scene,
:: ::
I really think it wasn't going to work.
:: ::
And it just didn't.
:: ::
I always loved the placement of those drops of water cos
:: ::
they're like tears.
:: ::
Right at the end it was a little flicker in her eye,
:: ::
a little highlight in her eye.
:: ::
And you can see her eye move.
:: ::
There's a tight, slight flick of the eye, there.
:: ::
Hitchcock almost fetishistically lingers in this postmortem moment.
:: ::
This is what happens after you die and no-one turns off the water.
:: ::
Hitch had a little snap of the finger to let Janet know
when the camera had past and was going to pan into the room.

It took a lot of takes.

I can feel the moleskin pulling away from my top part and so I could feel this, it was just of going...
SHE SQUEAKS
..and I thought, "You know what?
I don't want to do this damn thing again. 
I really don't want to."

And there are all the guys on the scaffolding and I said,
"I'm not going to be modest. 
Let 'em look."

Q: Why would you cut to the shower there?

A. : I don't think The Reason has anything 
to do with artistic decision. 
It's The Solution to some 
technical problem that he had.


Hitchcock's Granddaughter :
After my grandfather filmed Psycho
and it had been shown to all the executives,
the last person he showed it 
to was my grandmother
and they were sitting in the screening screen,
and he's panning out and she looks 
at my grandfather and says,
"Hitch, you can't release this."

And he said, "Why not?" 

She goes, "Janet Leigh took a breath."

They couldn't reshoot it.
Janet was gone, they didn't have the budget,
so they simply cut back to 
the shower head spewing water."

And then that cynical camera move —
She made her moral decision 
and this is what it got her.

There's an image of 
The Uncaring Universe
if you want one.

You see the headline there - "OKAY
it is not OK. Nothing is OK.

He always comes back to his MacGuffin which is the —
He throws the newspaper into the quagmire, 
it goes down with the car.

And The Audience says, 
"That's The Money that we thought 
was important in This Story,
it's totally unimportant."

“This is the thing in the movie that always tortured me —

The greatest scene in movie history ends 
on a sour note with a bad ADR line — 
That has been the doom of so many movies.

Here comes Norman.
Just wondering What Happened 
and oh, my, he can't believe it —
‘Another murder at the motel. 
How did that happen?’

It's an extraordinary aftermath, 
it's a crucial piece of the film-making to sort of let the consequence of it actually land —

It's not about getting the blood stains out of the tub,
it's about this incredibly laborious process
that this unbearably damaged soul needs to work through.

It demands not just that we watch 
as we've watched The Murder of Marion Crane, 
we're also voyeurs to 
The Horror of Norman's World.



For me, the clean up represents 
Alfred Hitchcock's Sense of Orderliness
sense of 
"I wasn't sexually aroused by this woman, and I'm just going to pretend that this unhappy episode just didn't even occur."

I think that cleaning always represents sexual guilt.

You care about this guy. 
And I know it sounds crazy 
but you do.

You want to know 
what's going to happen to him, 
you want to know
is he going to be free of this 
or is it going to consume him?

The fact that he is able 
to get you to care is one of 
the miracles of the movie.






















(The Doctor runs back for The Screwdriver.)

Perfect-10
Why? Why would I give her 
My Screwdriver? Why would I do that? 
Thing is, Future-Me had years 
to think about it, all those years 
to think of A Way to Save Her
and What He Did was 
Give Her a Screwdriver. 

WHY Would I DO That?

(Because it also contains a neural relay
which has Two Green Lights on it.)

Perfect-10 : 
Oh! OH! Oh, look at that
I'm VERY Good!

DONNA : 
What have you done?

Perfect-10 : 
Saved Her.

[Stacks]

(The Doctor is running as one green light goes out.)

Perfect-10 
Stay with me! 
You can do it, stay with me!
Come on, You and Me
one last run!

[Reading room]

Perfect-10 : 
Sorry, River, shortcut!

COMPUTER
Platform Disabled. 

(The Doctor dives into the gravity well. The last light is blinking.)

[Data core]

RIVER [OC]: 
Everybody knows that Everybody Dies. 
But not every day.

(The Doctor plugs the screwdriver into the core, and her neural energy is transferred.)

RIVER [OC]
Not Today.

(Charlotte Node smiles.)

[Hospital grounds]

(River is wearing a loose white robe. Charlotte and Doctor Moon walk up to her.)

GIRL
It's okay, you're safe. 
You'll always be safe here. 
The Doctor fixed the data core. 

This is a good place now. 
But I was worried you might be lonely, 
so I brought you some friends. 

Aren't I a clever girl?

Miss EVANGELISTA
Aren't we all?

(Anita, the two Daves and Miss Evangelista with her normal face are walking towards her.)

RIVER
Oh, for Heaven's Sake. 
He just can't do it, can he? That Man. 
That Impossible Man. 

He just can't give in.

RIVER [OC]: 
Some Days are Special. 
Some Days are so, so Blessed. 
Some Days, nobody dies at all.

(The Doctor returns to the Reception and stares at the Tardis. He snaps his fingers, and the door opens. Donna is waiting inside.)

RIVER [OC]: 
Now and Then, every once 
in a very long while, 
every day in a million days, 
when The Wind stands Fair, 
and The Doctor comes to call --

(He snaps his fingers again and the door closes.)

[Children's bedroom]

(River closes her diary.)

RIVER
Everybody Lives.

(She kisses Charlotte goodnight and looks at Ella and Joshua.)

RIVER
Sweet Dreams, everyone.



In the Steve Gerber miniseries The Phantom Zone #1-4 (January–April 1982), it is revealed that the Zone not only has a breach through which other inmates had escaped, but that they were never heard from again. The imprisoned Superman and Quex-Ul use this method and travel through several dimensional “layers” seeking the exit into the physical universe. They finally encounter a Kryptonian wizard named Thul-Kar, who tells them that he believed Jor-El’s prophecy of Krypton’s doom and entered the Phantom Zone through magic. Using the same breach, he discovered the truth about the Phantom Zone: all its levels are manifestations of the consciousness of a sentient, malevolent entity called Aethyr, The Oversoul.

As explained by Thul-Kar, Aethyr itself came into being uncounted millennia ago when two spiral galaxies collided at an almost primordial stage after the physical universe’s creation. Countless worlds were simultaneously destroyed and the deaths of so many beings merged somehow to form a single, evil consciousness that called itself Aethyr The Oversoul. This supremely powerful entity enclosed itself into a dimension outside the physical universe within itself, forming the Phantom Zone.

The Zone itself is an interface between the Earth-One dimension (the physical universe) and Aethyr’s mind, the outer layer (where zone criminals are housed) representing its ability for abstract thought; the Zone is basically Aethyr’s capacity to imagine other possibilities of existence, and is the outermost template of its consciousness. Only by entering Aethyr’s core realm can a zone prisoner escape back to the physical universe, but this process is dangerous since any being who tries risks being destroyed in numerous ways as well as by forever having their souls merged with Aethyr’s essence while within Aethyr’s core realm. This is because as you enter deeper into Aethyr’s consciousness, you no longer exist as an abstract entity and your existence becomes subject to Aethyr’s whims. When attacking Superman and Quex-Ul, Aethyr personified itself as an aggressive, purple-skinned dog’s head that breathed flames capable of destroying and absorbing the souls of those that it wishes to conquer. While Quex-Ul is killed by Aethyr in this fashion, Superman manages to make his way out of the Phantom Zone by avoiding those flames and flying directly through Aethyr’s skull and its mind, returning to Earth through a tear in the fabric of Aethyr’s mind and the physical universe, but not without encountering the horrific remains of all of the souls entrapped within Aethyr over the millennia.

Mister Mxyzptlk is later possessed by Aethyr. During the process while Myyzptlk is imprisoned on his own home dimension, Thul-Kar communicates with Mxyzptlk and offers him an escape in exchange for the merger. This merger, however, empties the Phantom Zone of its criminal inhabitants. As the Phantom Zone villains head to Earth to conquer it, Thul-Kar and Nam-Ek are re-absorbed into Aethyr. Superman awakes and sees that the Phantom Zone villains are wreaking havoc on Earth, causing destruction to the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. and demanding Superman come out and fight them. Superman battles the Phantom Zone villains in Washington D.C. While fighting Faora Hu-Ul, he witnesses her disappearing as she is absorbed into Aethyr. Mister Mxyzpltk reveals that his strong personality has taken over Aethyr and he absorbs all the rest of the Phantom Zone inhabitants back into himself, determined to torture them endlessly and wreak havoc as he sees fit. Mxyzpltk-Aethyr leaves, intending to next take over the Fifth Dimension, and Superman is left to put out the fires in Washington and then rid Metropolis of the Kryptonite remains of Argo City.

Main LOKI : 
[SHOUTING] 
No! This way! 
Come and get me! 
 
[DRAGON ROARING]
 

CLASSIC, UGLY LOKI :
No! No!

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING] 
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
[GRUNTING] 

He resurrects [An Image of] 
Lost and Fabled Asgard, 
in The Heart of The Phantom Zone 
using only His Magicks 

LADY LOKI :
How is he doing that?

Main LOKI : 
I think we're Stronger than we realise.

CLASSIC, UGLY LOKI :
[GRUNTING] 
Go! 
[ECHOING] 


What are you doing? 

SYLVIE
We're gonna enchant it. 

Main LOKI
I don't know how

SYLVIE
You do. Because We're The Same! 

[ROARS] 
[BOTH GRUNT] 
[GRUNTING] 
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES] 

CLASSIC, UGLY LOKI :
[GRUNTS WEAKLY] 
Glorious Purpose
[LAUGHING] 

[EXHALES] 
Open your eyes.




"Once Denny enters Room 237, like, that's... that kind of is, like, the activation of the rest of the movie. 

Like, that's what causes Jack to go insane finally. 
That's what brings Hallorann to The Hotel. 
Like, The Room 237 is, like, is sort of this... 

I mean, I compare it to the mysterious hotel room at the end of 2001
where there's... 
It's this strange, strange place that somehow, like, transforms the rest of the narrative. 

The Shining takes place on the top of a mountain in kind of like a, you know, magical shape-shifting environment. 

And, like, travel is... traveling out of it is... 
You know, instead of 2001, where you're Traveling to Something
The Point of The Shining is to Escape
is to travel out

And Room 237 is, like... it's kind of like 
The Escape Pod of The Hotel.

You're, like, in this LOOP. 
But, you know, there ARE escape routes, 
like the... like, 
I think he puts escape routes into it
into This Maze, into This Trap

I mean, there are ways out of it. 

And Danny finds a way out of it, you know, 
by retracing his steps, by going backwards and forwards. 

And once you start, you know, studying, you know, synchronicity and symbolism, then, like, suddenly, like, you're noticing in Your Own Life, like, things start popping out. 
Things that you hadn't noticed before

Your Point of View is being altered 
by Your Study. 

It's Quantum Physics, you know, like, 
The Act of Observing, 
affects The Thing Observed.

And, of course, Vice-Versa.


Wednesday 28 November 2018

All That I Have to Say Has Already Crossed Your Mind




“'All that I have to say has already crossed your mind,' said he.

“'Then possibly my answer has crossed yours,' I replied. 

And This Was How I First Met :

Tyler Durden.





“'You stand fast?' 

“'Absolutely.' 

“He clapped his hand into his pocket, and I raised the pistol from the table. But he merely drew out a memorandum-book in which he had scribbled some dates. 

“'You crossed my path on the 4th of January,' said he. 'On the 23d you incommoded me; by the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you; at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans; and now, at the close of April, I find myself placed in such a position through your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation is becoming an impossible one.' 

“'Have you any suggestion to make?' I asked. 

“'You must drop it, Mr. Holmes,' said he, swaying his face about. 'You really must, you know.'

“'After Monday,' said I. 

“'Tut, tut,' said he. 'I am quite sure that a man of your intelligence will see that there can be but one outcome to this affair. It is necessary that you should withdraw. You have worked things in such a fashion that we have only one resource left. It has been an intellectual treat to me to see the way in which you have grappled with this affair, and I say, unaffectedly, that it would be a grief to me to be forced to take any extreme measure. You smile, sir, but I assure you that it really would.' 

“'Danger is part of my trade,' I remarked. 

“'That is not danger,' said he. 'It is inevitable destruction. 

You stand in the way not merely of an individual, but of a mighty organization, the full extent of which you, with all your cleverness, have been unable to realize. 

You must stand clear, Mr. Holmes, or be trodden under foot.' 

“'I am afraid,' said I, rising, 'that in the pleasure of this conversation I am neglecting business of importance which awaits me elsewhere.' 

“He rose also and looked at me in silence, shaking his head sadly. 

“'Well, well,' said he, at last. 'It seems a pity, but I have done what I could. I know every move of your game. You can do nothing before Monday. It has been a duel between you and me, Mr. Holmes. 

You hope to place me in the dock. I tell you that I will never stand in the dock. 

You hope to beat me. I tell you that you will never beat me. 

If you are clever enough to bring destruction upon me, rest assured that I shall do as much to you.' 

“'You have paid me several compliments, Mr. Moriarty,' said I. 'Let me pay you one in return when I say that if I were assured of the former eventuality I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept the latter.' 

“'I can promise you the one, but not the other,' he snarled, and so turned his rounded back upon me, and went peering and blinking out of the room. 

“That was my singular interview with Professor Moriarty. 

I confess that it left an unpleasant effect upon my mind. His soft, precise fashion of speech leaves a conviction of sincerity which a mere bully could not produce. Of course, you will say: 'Why not take police precautions against him?' the reason is that I am well convinced that it is from his agents the blow will fall. 

I have the best proofs that it would be so.” 

“You have already been assaulted?” 

“My dear Watson, Professor Moriarty is not a man who lets the grass grow under his feet. I went out about mid-day to transact some business in Oxford Street. 

As I passed the corner which leads from Bentinck Street on to the Welbeck Street crossing a two-horse van furiously driven whizzed round and was on me like a flash. I sprang for the foot-path and saved myself by the fraction of a second. 

The van dashed round by Marylebone Lane and was gone in an instant. I kept to the pavement after that, Watson, but as I walked down Vere Street a brick came down from the roof of one of the houses, and was shattered to fragments at my feet. I called the police and had the place examined. 

There were slates and bricks piled up on the roof preparatory to some repairs, and they would have me believe that the wind had toppled over one of these. 

Of course I knew better, but I could prove nothing. 

I took a cab after that and reached my brother's rooms in Pall Mall, where I spent the day. Now I have come round to you, and on my way I was attacked by a rough with a bludgeon. 

I knocked him down, and The Police have him in custody; but I can tell you with the most absolute confidence that no possible connection will ever be traced between the gentleman upon whose front teeth I have barked my knuckles and the retiring mathematical coach, who is, I dare say, working out problems upon a black-board ten miles away. 

You will not wonder, Watson, that my first act on entering your rooms was to close your shutters, and that I have been compelled to ask your permission to leave the house by some less conspicuous exit than the front door.” 





Mycroft :
Do you? 

Sherlock :
Do I what? 
H-how did you get that? 
I left it at the crime scene. 

Mycroft :
"Crime scene"? 
Where do you pick up these extraordinary expressions? 
Do you miss him? 





Sherlock :
Moriarty is dead.

Mycroft :
And yet...? 

Sherlock :
His body was never recovered. 

Mycroft :
To be expected when one pushes a maths professor over a waterfall. 
Pure reason toppled by sheer melodrama. 
Your life in a nutshell. 

Sherlock :
Where do you pick up these extraordinary expressions? 

(HE SNIFFS) 

Sherlock :
Have you put on weight? 

Mycroft :
You saw me only yesterday. 
Does that seem possible? 

Sherlock :
No. 

Mycroft :
Yet, here I am, increased
What does that tell the foremost criminal investigator in England? 

Sherlock :
In England? 

Mycroft :
You're in deep, Sherlock, deeper than you ever intended to be. 
Have you made a list

Sherlock :
Of what? 

Mycroft :
Everything. We will need a list. 
Good boy. 

Sherlock :
No, I haven't finished yet. 

Mycroft :
Moriarty may beg to differ. 

(HE SIGHS) 

Sherlock :
He's trying to distract me. 
To derail me. 



Mycroft :
Yes. He's the crack in the lens, the fly in the ointment



The virus in the data. 

Sherlock :
I have to finish this. 

Mycroft :
If Moriarty has risen from the Reichenbach cauldron, he will seek you out. 

Sherlock :
I'll be waiting.

Mycroft :
Yes. I'm very much afraid you will..... 


Mrs. Hudson : 
Two days he's been like that. 

Lestrade :
Has he eaten? 


Mrs. Hudson : 
No, not a morsel. 

Lestrade :
Press are having a ruddy field day. 
There's still reporters outside. 

Mrs. Hudson : 
Oh, they've been there all the time, I can't get rid of them. 

I've been rushed off my feet making tea. 

Lestrade :
Why do you make him tea? 

Mrs. Hudson : 
I dunno, I just sort of — do. 

Lestrade :
He said, "There's only one suspect," and then he just walks away and now he won't explain. 
Which is strange, because he likes that bit. 

Said it was so simple I could solve it. 

Mrs. Hudson : 
I'm sure he was exaggerating. 


Lestrade :
What's he doing, do you think? 

Mrs. Hudson : 
He says he's waiting. 

Lestrade :
For what? 

Mrs. Hudson : 
The Devil. 

I wouldn't be surprised. 
We get all sorts here. 

Well, wire me if there's any change. 

Mrs. Hudson : 
Yeah. 

(CREAKING

(FOOTSTEPS


Lucifer :
Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. 

Sherlock :
Then possibly my answer has crossed yours. 

Lucifer :
Like a bullet. 
. It's a dangerous habit, to finger loaded firearms in the pocket of one's dressing gown. 
Or are you just pleased to see me? 
(NECK CREAKS


Sherlock :
You'll forgive me for taking precautions. 

Lucifer : 
I'd be offended if you didn't. 
Obviously, I've returned the courtesy. 
(BARREL CLICKS
I like your rooms. 
They smell so... ..manly. 

Sherlock :
I'm sure you acquainted yourself with them before now. 

Lucifer :
Well, you are always away, 
on your little adventures for The Strand. 
Tell me, does the illustrator travel with you?
 Do you have to pose... during your deductions? 

Sherlock :
I'm aware of all six occasions you have visited these apartments during my absence. 

 Lucifer :
I know you are. 
By the way, you have a surprisingly comfortable bed. 

Sherlock :
Did you know that dust is largely composed of human skin? 

Lucifer :
Yes. Doesn't taste the same, though, you want your skin fresh. 
Just a little crispy. 

Sherlock :
Won't you sit down? 


Lucifer :
That's all people really are, you know, dust waiting to be distributed. 
And it gets everywhere. Ugh. 
In every breath you take, dancing in every sunbeam, all the used-up people. 

Sherlock :
Fascinating, I'm sure. 
Won't you sit... 

Lucifer :
People, people, people! 
Can't keep anything shiny. 

Do you mind if I fire this? 
Just to clean it out. 

Exactly, let's stop playing. 
We don't need toys to kill each other. 
Where's the intimacy in that? 

Sherlock :
Sit down. 

Lucifer :
Why? What do you want? 

Sherlock :
You chose to come here. 

Lucifer :
Not true, you know that's not true.
What do you want, Sherlock? 

Sherlock :
The Truth. 

Lucifer :
That. Truth's boring! 

You didn't expect me to turn up at the scene of the crime, did you? 
Poor old Sir Eustace. 
He got what was coming to him. 

Sherlock :
But you couldn't have killed him. 

Lucifer :
Oh, so what? Does it matter? 

Sherlock :
Stop it. Stop this. 

Lucifer :
You don't care about Sir Eustace, or the Bride, or any of it. 

There's only one thing in this whole business that you find interesting. 

Sherlock :
I know what you're doing. 
(RATTLING) 


Lucifer : 
The Bride put a gun in her mouth and shot the back of her head off and then she came back. 

Impossible. But she did it. 

And you need to know how. 
How? Don't you? 
It's tearing your world apart, not knowing. 

Sherlock :
You're trying to stop me... 
To distract me, derail me. 

Lucifer : 
Because doesn't this remind you of another case? 
Hasn't this all happened before? 
There's nothing new under the sun. What was it? 

What was it? What was that case? 
Huh? Do you remember? 
It's on the tip of my tongue. 
It's on the tip of my tongue. 
It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip... ..of my tongue. 

Sherlock :
For the sake of Mrs. Hudson's wallpaper, I must remind you that one false move with your finger and you will be dead. 
(HE MUMBLES) 
I'm sorry? 

Lucifer : 
Dead... is the new sexy. 
(RUMBLING) 
(GUNSHOT) 

Well, I'll tell you what, that rather blows the cobwebs away. 

Sherlock :
How can you be alive? 

How do I look? Huh? 
You can be honest, is it noticeable? 

Sherlock :
You blew your own brains out, 
how could you survive? 

Lucifer : 
Or maybe I could backcomb. 


Sherlock :
I Saw You Die. 
Why aren't You dead

Because it's not The Fall that kills you, Sherlock. 
Of all people, you should know that
it's not The Fall, it's never The Fall. 
It's The Landing!