This is unreal!
You don't care about Death
because you're already DEAD!
I know a lot about you.
I know you weren't always like this.
What's the last thing you cared about?
Bad Teacher :
Miss Mack, could you tell us your answer to question number four?
Why do nitrogen nodules cling to the roots of plants?
Jennifer Mack :
Um... Love?
(Laughter)
Bad Teacher :
Jennifer, what do you know
about nitrogen nodules that we don't?
Some bit of salacious info to which you alone are privy?
Jennifer Mack :
No.
Bad Teacher :
I see. No, you didn't know the correct answer, symbiosis, because you don't pay attention in class.
Thank you.
Jennifer Mack :
You're welcome.
Bad Teacher :
There seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question:
Asexual reproduction.
Could someone tell me, please,
Who first suggested the idea
of Reproduction without Sex?
(Laughter in the class)
Bad Teacher :
Miss Mack!
What is so amusing?
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